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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who read from The Art of the Deal in the basement of the Cabin in the Woods? I know that Gozer said to choose, but this is embarrassing.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Someone needs to create a mashup of the World Cup stadium singing and “This is What It Sounds Like” from K-Pop Demon Hunters.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I did not have the opening chapters of The Sum of All Fears on my 2026 bingo card. Hoping the part about the Peace Bowl starts to hit the narrative (but none of the rest of the book).
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So, we’re in Succession S10 (with a Meredith Grey cameo)? I did not vote for this . . .
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
OK, kids, We are deep into the last reel of Endgame, and Orange Thanos just broke Cap’s shield. The movie teaches us that there is only one way to win: We need to sacrifice a billionaire.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Been a minute since I watched Batman Begins, but 100% the US Govt is run by the League of Shadows now.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Pope Leo is God’s way of saying LFG. Also, his Holy Call Sign is “Bob”.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Cobra in Politics, Part Deux: Well, after today's Welcome to the Tariff-Drome, I think we can collect some new dossier cards: Firefly--Scott Bessent Dr. Mindbender--Peter Thiel Scrap-Iron--Mike Johnson Crimson Guard--Fox News Still looking for a Storm Shadow for whom honor is above loyalty...
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
"TRADE WAR! The MAD PRESIDENT delivers on his promise to exact revenge on the WORLD. The US SENATE remains powerless and the US HOUSE is complicit in his schemes." So this is what it feels like to live inside the opening crawl of a Star Wars movie. Hopefully, the next paragraph has heroes.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Somehow this administration has morphed into a government by COBRA. Trump—Cobra Commander Stephen Miller—Destro (and does that make Katie Miller the Baroness?) Pete Hesgeth—Major Bludd Zartan—Elon Musk Dreadnoks—The DOGE Kids Tomax/Xamot—? Firefly? Who am I missing?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Damnit—I meant Superman III (which did not feature Gene Hackman, but still, RIP).
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Much as Office Space owes a debt to Superman II (Gene Hackman, RIP), today’s crises somehow tie back to Live Free or Die Hard.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
2. As part of MARCH MADNESS, the US defaults on its debt and loses global reserve currency status (probably to a basket of currencies led by the EU). This will happen quickly. The US responds by pegging the value of the dollar to a cryptocoin controlled by Musk/Thiel.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
More markers: 1. Starting next month, gravity begins to reassert itself in dramatic (and unpredictable) ways. The American people finally look up from their phones to ask “WTF?” Future textbooks will refer to this period (and events) as “MARCH MADNESS.”
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I wonder how many warp nacelles the next United States of America will have. Also, what letter are we on?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
So this is what it feels like if Feyd-Rautha became the Kwisatz Haderach instead of that other guy.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
5. US boycotts 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy. /3 6. The World (other than China, Russia, NK, etc.) boycott the LA Olympics in 2028.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
3. US unable to impose effective counter-sanctions due to loss of institutional expertise. /2 4. Europe and other former US allies begin to deny or significant reduce American tourist visas.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
OK, let’s put some markers down on predictions for the future: /1 1. When Elon is told to scram, he wipes/crashes the Federal government mainframes (“Judgment Day”). 2. Europe imposes sanctions on the US due to escalation over UKR and abandonment of NATO.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
"Generational Kudzu" are the weeds that your great-grandparents spent their lives eradicating from the garden, and then decades later, a wannabe HGTV influencer plants them as ornamentals, and it turns out that THEY ARE CARNIVOROUS AND WILL FUCKING EAT YOU!
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Uh, belay that request. Turn out it’s more of a Kingsman situation. Maybe @markhamillofficial.bsky.social has some survival/fashion tips for next year?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If you haven’t already, would you mind giving MI6 a heads-up that we may have a Moonraker scenario spooling out over the next couple of years?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Why did the American voters sell our country (and its resources) to private equity?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Starting to feel like we are living on the Snowpiercer train. Same straightaways, turns, bumps, and drops, but different generations experiencing the ride for the first time. Also, it’s cold outside.
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La Piñata Bandida @auricursine.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ah, it really was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, wasn't it?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Somewhere in Mar-a-Lago, there is a picture of Trump and Biff Tanner holding the Almanac.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
OK, if you are looking for hope, forgiveness, or catharsis, then please watch (in the following order)—(i) Major League; (ii) Road House (the original); and (iii) Obi-Wan Kenobi. Do not excuse competence for acceptance.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Arcane S1—Did it lose the election for Harris or win it for Trump. Discuss.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
That presumes that there are still Jedi around…
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Today I Learned that (1) the Vulcan Science Academy does not accept AP test credits, and (2) the mandatory Intro to IDIC Seminar (along with TA-led labs) starts a 8am every day. I will not be awake enough to be that woke.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Uh, belay that request. Turn out it’s more of a Kingsman situation. Maybe @markhamillofficial.bsky.social has some survival/fashion tips for next year?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If you haven’t already, would you mind giving MI6 a heads-up that we may have a Moonraker scenario spooling out over the next couple of years?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Good morning, BlueSky! Let’s all make good choices today, and stay safe out there. K?
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This whole “misinformation/2 shared realities” situation is giving me strong “Needful Things” vibes. Need to re-read the book ‘cause I cannot remember if Bonnie Bedelia survives…
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Hey guys, Transformers One is awesome and has Things to Say. So far, my favorite part is when Biden turns into a unicorn lion and kicks ass (right before being filleted by an MTG spider-thing).
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
“There are real villains in this world. But they don't always get real justice, do they? You want to believe karma's gonna get them, but karma doesn't always come through. I guess you have to accept that sometimes in life you just don't get that knockout punch.”
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
America feels like the Cowboys under Jerry. Objectively bad decisions with foreseeable consequences. Team America almost had Harris, and America’s Team could’ve had Henry.
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Amazing how pop culture can seem prophetic (e.g., Idiocracy). Here’s hoping that “That’s the Game” woks out the same way youtu.be/WeTCTARJZm8?...
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dear kind L65 soldier who joined my (L1) Helldivers 2 mission—the answers to your questions are: (1) no I don’t know how to use the chat, (2) yes, I speak English, and (3) no, I don’t why I’m dressed like this or why my helmet is “crusty”. Super thanks for having my back at extraction!
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vetinari1974.bsky.social @vetinari1974.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Maybe Democrats should start learning how to top from the bottom. Chat, any tips?
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