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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances

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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 17/10/2025
these lemonade powder containers are such a good painting supply because you can fill the cap with water and then the body is the perfect height to hold a bunch of brushes the cap has raised lines inside for measuring out the powder, which is perfect for scrubbing paint out of a brush
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 10/09/2025
this screenshot from my BOTW replay is blowing up on tumblr
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 18/08/2025
got myself a new xp-pen to replace this crusty old wacom and it immediately feels like a HUGE upgrade
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 16/08/2025
bread like this pisses me off shit feels like eating a gravel driveway
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 25/07/2025
last week my husband was naming pokemon for me (who does not know Any Thing abt pokemon) to draw without looking at a reference and we really liked my cool as fuck toxel
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 19/07/2025
me stealing my husband's Roman Meal
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 09/07/2025
how kind of safeway to offer me free baked goods
photo of a sticker on the donut case at safeway that says "our bakery items are trans fat free"
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 05/07/2025
this is the most romantic line in the history of cinema to me
screenshot of the scene from The Birdcage when Armand tells Albert "there's only one place in the world i call home and it's because you're there"
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 28/06/2025
idk anything about BTS but his cup noodles are delicious
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 27/06/2025
my goal is to fill this kallax with so much Stuff that it looks like an I Spy book
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 21/06/2025
love this fucking thing
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 15/06/2025
wore a skirt in a he/him manner yesterday
photo of me, a fat trans man. i'm taking a full-body selfie in a mirror. i'm wearing a maxi skirt with a black and white celestial pattern held up with white suspenders, along with a black button-down shirt, black suede T.U.K. boots, and a black wide-brimmed felt hat.
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 12/06/2025
the flaccid hair pull and oversized jacket is giving tumblr daddy dom
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 10/06/2025
trans nails
photo of my hand, showing off my nails painted in the colors of the trans flag. my middle finger is the white stripe, and it has a nail decal that says "WHY NOT". the blue and pink nails have holographic glitter added on top of the base color.
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 10/06/2025
i think this nail decal is supposed to say "never give up" but most of the text is invisible on the white paper backing so it's just ✨give up✨
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 08/06/2025
husband and i are putting this adorable floral dragon fabric up as an accent wall
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 03/06/2025
rate my cooking outfit (shorts and apron that makes my ass look enormous)
photo of me, a white, bald, hairy, fat trans man, standing in my kitchen and facing the camera. i'm wearing a black pullover apron with no shirt underneath and holding a cooking spoon in my hand, on which the nails are painted sparkly black, in a fruity manner.photo of me in the same apron, this time standing sideways to demonstrate how this apron makes my ass look huge
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 03/06/2025
my husband and i have adopted "impaled and bludgeoned into pieces" into our regular vocabulary for the past like 6 months because this paragraph on the FNAF wiki made us laugh so hard
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 27/05/2025
love ghost but the lyrics on skeleta are kinda giving this tbh
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 21/05/2025
food storage containers after one use
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 27/04/2025
costco big pillow
photo of me, standing in the aisle at costco with a pillow the size of my body
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 03/04/2025
packing my fujoshi husband's media collection
photo of the disc cases for Silent Hill 3, Descendants of Darkness, Xena, and Booi No Sexual Harrassment, all sitting in a cardboard moving box
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 01/04/2025
calling it now the hottest interior decorating trend of 2025 is gonna be the anthro horse asshole pillow
screenshot of a product listed on Wayfair. it's a round pillow in a pink color that bears a striking resemblance to a very large butthole
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 25/03/2025
me explaining nonbinary people to my parents
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 23/03/2025
look at our heads boy
photo of my husband and i's bald scalps
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 21/03/2025
this shit don't mean nothing to me man
screenshot of a sticker depicting a vampire emoji wearing sunglasses
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 14/03/2025
heard a weird noise upstairs like something thumping repeatedly against the floor went up to investigate and found him standing next to this box with a big chunk chewed out of the cardboard
photo from above of a white cat, mouth open mid-meow, looking up at me while he sits next to a cardboard box
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 10/03/2025
COOK, MY CHILI
photo of me raising my hand like a necromancer summoning an army of the dead, over a huge pot of chili on the stove
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 10/03/2025
love me some mushrooms
a photo of a big bowl of sauteed mushrooms sitting on the kitchen counter, with a fork dug into the mushroom pile
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 03/03/2025
made one for my husband's character too because our guys are a duo
photo of two hand-drawn paper mini standees. one is a green hobgoblin with the name "RHYTHM" printed in gel pen on the base, the other is a blue dragonborn with the name "BLUE".
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 03/03/2025
i'm sure it was completely unintentional by BWS but the way you can very easily interpret the original Weapon X comic as an allegory for the identity struggle and persecution of a queer (gay+trans imo) man makes me want to stand outside swinging a pillowcase full of rocks around my head
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 03/03/2025
i'm playing DnD for the first time and didn't have a mini so i made my own while i wait for my heroforge custom to arrive...also my first time coloring something with alcohol markers :O
photo of a tiny paper portrait drawing of a blue dragonborn character. he's giving a stern look to the viewer. the paper is folded out at the bottom to create a base, so the portrait can stand upright and be used as a mini for DnD sessions.
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 25/02/2025
this shit rules
photo of my hand holding a bottle of testosterone gel on a blue background
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 25/02/2025
ate chicken katsu musubi yesterday it was a religious experience
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 24/02/2025
if you put this chair in your eating establishment im shooting you to death
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 23/02/2025
just caught this pervert trying to mount his sister
POV photo of me petting a white cat. he's looking at me with big curious eyes and an inquisitive notch in his tail.POV photo of me petting a white cat. my hand is squishing his ears down flat like airplane wings.
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 15/02/2025
the nefarious vampire bat
photo of a sleeping cat with a weird filter warping her face into a batlike shapephoto of a sleeping cat with a weird filter warping her face into a batlike shape
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 13/02/2025
a friend of mine once was trying to reference the "chef finger kiss" trope but misspoke and just said "finger chef" and ever since then i always forget that "finger chef" doesn't make sense to most people as verbal shorthand for this type of picture
cartoon clipart of a chef kissing his fingers
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 12/02/2025
didn't go to the post office to buy stamps but i had to have these
photo of my hand holding a sheet of keith haring 2025 stamps. the image is two little guys holding up a big red heart.
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 09/02/2025
i'm gay
selfie of me, a fat white trans man. i'm wearing glasses, a beanie, a turtleneck, and a cardigan, all black. i also have a pendant of a hand with an eye in the palm around my neck, and snakebite and nostril piercings. i'm wearing a little bit of soft, slightly grungy makeup.
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 07/02/2025
from this book btw
photo of me holding the book "Hi Honey, I'm Homo!" by Matt Baume
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 07/02/2025
anybody want to get together and spende our seede one vpon another
passage from a book: 

Criminal records note that in 1637, two men named John Allexander and Thomas Roberts were accused of "lude behavior and uncleane carriage one w[ith] another, by often spendinge their seede one vpon another."
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 04/02/2025
corner stores are much more beneficial to your neighborhood than just easy access to snacks! from the petition text, here are five reasons why more of them is a good thing:
screenshot of text:

Corner stores help level the playing field. Under this policy, people would be allowed to use the first floor of their residence as a space to sell their goods or meet their clients, turning their home into a hub for their business. These establishments are often known as corner stores, and they have the power to revolutionize neighborhoods. Some of the benefits of corner stores include: 

1. Increasing foot traffic around the neighborhood, introducing neighbors to each other for the first time

2. Often selling cultural ingredients and other items that are specific to the population living in the immediate neighborhood

3. Supporting community safety by increasing eyes and ears on the streets

4. Reducing food deserts by opening the door for the development of local bodegas 

5. Giving artists and micro-entrepreneurs a way to easily connect with, and sell their wares to their local community
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 03/02/2025
sora: i have to find riku and kairi! the nobodies about to cause problems:
a screenshot of lady gaga and backup dancers in the "abracadabra" video, all dressed in white
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 28/01/2025
anyway look at this obscene pickle i had yesterday took like 2 bites but it tasted like plastic so i threw it out...it was so bad.....
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 27/01/2025
english is his second language so he says "you alone today?" (husband and i usually go together) and i was like "haha yeah the other guy's at work" clerk says "always you pay though, he never pay😉" and i said "oh we share the same card, he's my husband❤️" then we stare at each other like this
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 26/01/2025
introduce yourself with 4 movies
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 22/01/2025
stayed up too late, got hungry again
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 17/01/2025
space godzilla also has pervert energy to me
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A Soft-Focus Odyssey of Homoerotic Glances @versipellis.net · 17/01/2025
and then he goes and does this and it's like oh yeah 1000% pervert confirmed
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