iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Last-minute invitations? HELL NAH. 😂😂 It's 8 PM. I'm already showered, moisturized, tucked into my fluffy blankets, with my two cats by my side and a K-drama on TV. Whatever you're inviting me to better be happening tomorrow, because I'm not leaving this bed. 🤣🐈💕

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m not well,why I went to the vape shop ,they don’t sell regular vapes anymore because of some Nixodine bullshit? I DON’T DO DRUGS.I barely drink.My ONE toxic relationship is me & my vape with NICOTINE against the world. now I have to drive to MARYLAND to get one bc I can’t even get it in DC???

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

During the pandemic, they said, “We’ll come out of this as better people.” Anyway, now everyone’s a fascist. 🤣🤣

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just received a secret gift on my Throne 💝 Thank you so much for the thoughtful surprise. You definitely made my day.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Watching Brasil elections like a hawk. 👀🇧🇷 Come on, Brasil … make Latin America proud! 😅😅 Acompanhando as eleições do Brasil como um falcão. 👀🇧🇷 Vamos, Brasil… dá orgulho pra América Latina! 💚💚💚💚

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

After days of being stuck in bed feeling absolutely miserable with this horrible cold, I FINALLY had enough energy to get back to the gym and Muay Thai today. 🥊😭 My coach was nice enough to kick my ass “softly.” 😂😂 Apparently that’s what we call mercy around here. 💀🥊 How considerate of him. 😃

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

At the rate they’ve been recalling food lately, I’m truly afraid they’re gonna recall arepas next. 😭🫓 Please, I’ve suffered enough. LEAVE THE AREPAS ALONE! 😂😂

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No mames, Air Wick!!! 😭😭 Do you want me to buy your products or do you want me to CRY?! Because this new Día de los Muertos commercial has me over here in TEARS. 😭💀🌼 Like damn, I was just trying to make my house smell good, not process generational grief. 😂😭

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Iñfound this Latina-owned brand with the most BEAUTIFUL boxing gloves, shin guards AND boxing shoes!😭😍🥊 LOOK AT THEM! Because yes, I like to fight… but I like to fight in a girly way. 😂💅🏽🎀 Catch these hands, but make it ✨cute✨. Soooo if anyone wants to spoil me… you now know exactly what to get me.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Slavery wasn’t abolished; it was put on payroll.” sure, shame me for my line of work… the one I CHOSE, BTW how’s that job u hate,with the boss you can’t stand, counting down minutes until Friday? U sell your time and labor too, You’re just mad you don’t approve of what I chose to charge for mine.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ppl say….."Both sides" is just code for "I was so very wrong, and I know now that I look foolish for being so gullible, but owning up to it is hard and lonely, so I'm gonna point fingers."

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m home today, so I’ll be hanging out on my little corner of the web taking calls. 😏☎️ Be a good boy and reach out… I might just make your day a little more interesting. 💋 1-800-863-5478 ext: 11355721

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We were happy and we didn’t even realize it… 😭😂 Thalía dancing with Obama. What a TIME to be alive. Take me back. 😭

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Silence is complacency and complacency is violence. “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor."

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I SURVIVED back-to-back classes. 😭🥊 I was supposed to come in for boxing and somehow my evil-ass coach convinced me to stay for Muay Thai too. 😂 Sir, I came here to learn how to fight, not fight for my LIFE. 💀😂 Like my tshirt?! FUCK ICE 🖕🏼 🧊

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just received a secret gift on my Throne 💝 Thank you so much for the thoughtful surprise. You definitely made my day.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Aunty called me to thank me for the flowers I sent her for her bday… but forgot to hang up the phone. I’m now 40 minutes deep into family gossip I was NEVER supposed to hear. 😭😂😂 She’s STILL talking and drinking wine 🍷 At this point I can’t hang up, I’m invested. 💀☕️ Hahahahahaha

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I have two moods: “come cuddle with me” 🥺💕 and “come find out.” 😈😂 There is absolutely no in-between.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s ALWAYS the loudest, most outspoken Christian men… meanwhile I literally had this man begging me to smash his 🏈 🏈 with my feet ON TOP OF THE BIBLE. 😭😂📖 Sir, this feels a little more than unholy. Anyway😈

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month! 💃🏽😘 Gentlemen, be good boys and celebrate accordingly… send a little gift to your favorite Latina lover. 😏💸🌹 Consider it your contribution to cultural appreciation. 😂💋

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

El Cielo in DC is ALWAYS such a fun experience! 🇨🇴 😍 The food, the presentation, the whole damn production 😂 You don’t just go there to eat, you go to be entertained while you eat. 10/10 every time. 💕

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Kindness and boundaries can exist in the same person.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🚨 SCAMMER ALERT 🚨 Someone using the phone number 208-201-6678 is pretending to be me.Do not engage, send money, nor provide RLI. Please BLOCK & REPORT. If I didn’t personally give you a numberassume it’s a scam and verify with me through my official channels first.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’ve been quiet on here because I was busy binge-watching **The Copycat Killer** on Netflix. 😭😂 OMG, what a GREAT show!!! That K-drama had me HOOKED. WOWWWWW. I just finished it and now I don’t know what to do with myself. 😂😂😂 10/10. If you like dark crime/thriller K-dramas, WATCH IT. 🔪📺🔥

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My pedicure appointment was innocent. What you do with this information is between you and your imagination. 😇

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My kind of red bottoms. 😌😂👟 Louboutins could NEVER survive leg day. Also, today’s gym uniform: Stars, Stripes & Human Rights. 🇺🇸 Because apparently we have to clarify the last part now. 😂

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Two years ago on NYE, a drunk driver hit me and totaled my beautiful BMW 😭😭 AND SHE WAS PAID OFF. The disrespect still hurts. 😭 Anyway… TODAY I PAID OFF HER REPLACEMENT!!! 😭😭😭 My new baby is officially MINE. No car payment. $0 balance. PAID IN FULL. 🚗💅🏽 Starting over sucked, but damn,feels GOOD. 😭❤️

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This guy: “Why do I need to send ID,u can already see my address. me: honestly? Because I’m lazy. 😂 Could I find all that information myself? Absolutely. But I have better things to do with my time than play detective. Your ID gives me more accurate information, faster, and without the hassle.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Have y’all caught up with the German elections?I’m convinced there’s a worldwide competition to see which country can elect the most unhinged far-right politicians.Germany really said, “Oh, we’re playing too? Hold my beer.” 💀 Brazil is up in October… PLEASE, for the love of God, don’t be next. 😭🇧🇷

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Im not too picky, either of these work. Manifesting ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You see me living a glamorous life but… …my biggest accomplishment today was successfully convincing my cat not to knock something off the counter. 😭

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gloria Steinem died. Her contributions to feminism don’t erase the harm in her legacy. She was deeply anti–SW and held transphobic views for years. Death shouldn’t require us to sanitize someone’s history. We can acknowledge what she accomplished without pretending her feminism included everyone.

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dinner was an absolute delight… although I think calling him “good boy” throughout the evening may have been my favorite part. 😏

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Left the beauty salon after being there since 11 AM 😂😂 Someone please reimburse me for the financial consequences of being this high maintenance. 💅😂

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just finished sending out my September newsletter 💌🍂 A little flirty, a little tempting, and full of reasons to come see me. 😏 Check your inbox… and maybe your junk folder too, just in case I’ve been naughty enough to end up there. 😉💋

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

She believed she could, but it was 90 degrees, hot and humid as hell outside… so she didn’t. 😂

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You see me living my best life but… …behind the scenes I’m making questionable decisions and calling it “character development.” ✨😂

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Went to Bazaar Meat in DC by José Andrés again. I’ve been before, but he hadn’t, and it was SO good! 🤤🔥

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

When I’m trying to be in my soft girl era, but I sound like Tony Soprano the second I’m slightly overstimulated or inconvenienced. 😂😂

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Girl, my screening skills are top-tier. 😂 I was bored, started digging through P’s connections to The New Yorker from that article,somehow ended up finding his cousin who works there. How? Obituaries. 😂One thing about me: give me a little free time and I WILL find a connection. 🕵🏽‍♀️😂

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Watching the Lindsey Clancy trial with the DSM-IV-TR literally in my hands, and I can’t help but think: this book has changed A LOT over the years, but damn… the DSM is still so antiquated when it comes to postpartum mental illness. 😩

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Don’t ask me how I ended up on Korean Costco TikTok… but now I know what snacks I need to fly across the world for. 😂🇰🇷

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They can drive 180 MPH down DC streets for the Indy 250, but I can’t drive 40 MPH without getting a ticket with my face in the mail? 😭 SMH. So apparently 40 is reckless when I do it, but 180 is a sanctioned sporting event. 😒🏎️💨 DC priorities. 😂

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

New bag added to the collection 🖤 Thank you! 😄

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Veronica Turbay Washington DC @veronicaturbay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sheer tights. No drama, please… unless you’re the kind of trouble I might enjoy.🖤

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