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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 6h
Blackholes are the most beautiful things to stare into
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 13h
And people say there is no such thing as a dominant bootblack
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just learned the thing between my legs can get bigger, should I tell my doctor about this?
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Everyone personify objects and objective people NOW!!!
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Perverted girl who has no self-respect but an extreme sense of honour
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m a person but in the way a seven year girl treats her favourite stuffed animal like a person
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Making out with a hound-girls muzzle send post
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The thing they don’t tell you about getting into Mechsplotation is you end up learning a lot about luxury watches.
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cranberry juice is like root beer but for girls
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Every since I have read WARHOUND I find a new bruise on my body every morning and I refuse to believe this is unrelated
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
My two genders are: Having a mental breakdown and emotional epiphanies over WARHOUND and Having a mental breakdown and emotional epiphanies over Strawberry Shortcake
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Pop a couple potions and forget about it #dontcallme #realwizardshit
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They are calling me the white Jane Remover
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Me: So this guy is called Dracula Flow, he pretends to be you and says silly stuff. Count Dracula, whom I summoned: Preposterous, I would never engage is such a ludicrous display. I demand you return to the feature about that Saxon Physician. Me: No Grey’s Anatomy, it makes you act too crazy.
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hitting the stanky leg in my brand new pair of Corduroy pants. What will I do next? Press 1 for kissing a girl Press 2 for burning my pass port
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Can we hang out at your place instead, my mom just got a new label maker
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
People keep talking about how trump committed Idol-atry, I didn’t know he fucked with Hatsune Miku like that
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Met God, She’s Trade
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vermin hands @verminhands.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The reason fish don’t drown is because they have such large lung capacity. Every fish takes a really really big breath when it’s born and they hold it in for the rest of their life. They talk about this on Christian Talk Radio
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