Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I’ve been dating again recently and have now gone on several dates where I’ve been asked less than three questions. The bar is so unbelievable low, that just inquiring about the person you are with will put you ahead of the pack 000
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Showing my friends some exercises I learned in yoga to fix my lower back only to have them reply they know those exercises just under a different names like ‘landmines’ instead of ‘the dolphin’ 000
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Whether is a 10 or 30 minute drive my cars AC only seems to really start working about 2 minutes before I get to my destination. 000
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Millennials when another appalling J.K. Rowling story comes out. 010
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Boss: You must begin gene picks, listen to cell decay, seven days.” Employee: (barely listening) got it. 000
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 15/05/2025One of the things I hate about traveling is having to try all the new food. Luckily they have all my favorites in Berlin! 010
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 05/05/2025It’s always good morning, I think you have sleep apnea, and never, I had a great time last night. 010
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 26/03/2025All this talk about group chats sounds awesome. I’d love to be a part of one someday. 020
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Men want to hear one thing when you throw on your sex playlist, and thats Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo Number Five. 021
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Millennials will fly halfway around the world and just share pictures of espresso martinis like they do in their hometown. 010
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 19/03/2025This would be so nice to pop on the TV next holiday season. 🎄 000
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Followed this with a couple of small tweaks! www.instagram.com/reel/C_PApeL...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 110
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Going to start paying close attention to the safety instructions before takeoff now. 020
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 14/03/2025The moon was pretty spectacular at 12k feet, but none of the pictures will do it justice. 110
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Climbing a mountain and skiing down for full moon tonight. Will report back later. 000
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Remembered they actually made alcoholic Monsyers right after they sent this. I MEANT THE NA VERSION. 010
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Back to shit posting in a sec, but let’s celebrate. I just graduated from ski instructing school from the National Sports Centered for the Disabled. I can now train adaptive skiing for all cognitive and physical disabilities! 🎉 220
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 12/03/2025So what did you think?! Her: I didn’t think you would sing and dance the entire Macarena when you asked if I knew the song. 082
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I’m sorry I was late for this revenue meeting, I was trying to make a 3/11 was an inside job meme to send to the fellas. 120
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Please pray for my friend Wes. Nothing medically wrong with him that we know of but he does think these sunglasses are cool. 110
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025My foreskin grows grows back so quickly these days. I need to learn to trim it at home so I don’t have to go to the doctor so often. 020
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Day 232 of replying to every one of Gypsy Roses stories on instagram 010
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I’m 34, I’m not just going to do something because you dare me. But a double dare… 020
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Just got locked out of my Resy account because I tried to guess my password too many times and I just don’t think she is going to believe that. 110
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 04/03/2025When we read British words like Telly, we are doing the accents in our head right? 010
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I’ll never receive a better LinkedIn message than this. 010
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Dress up as gargoyles, hang from the ceiling and screen at the top of your lungs every time he starts talking. 000
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Even with the crop you can tell it’s Halloween. That shitheel dressed up as a Commie to make fun of it. 070
Spencer @vermhatswormhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2025How it feels when you get the direct feedback you asked for. 041
