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Mean Joe Penis

@verbosedebose.bsky.social
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Comedian. Joker. Fool. Things of that nature

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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair, they had holes at every level of the defense. The pieces they had on the roster already just naturally grew to fill the ones up front.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Average is drastically overstating it. They’re good. But they need to be great for this team to even have a chance.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crabs.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Claude Fable types 50 words, but each word is thoughtfully pondered, efficiently executed, and costs $20.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Such a silly argument even on its merits. Elon was a liberal darling! Star Trek shouted him out. He was “one of the good billionaires.” And he still turned into a fascist. Centering these people in civil society does make them more human, it makes society less civil.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m tearing up. Like legit art here. Doing something cool for its own sake.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More eyes on this bill that blatantly favors those in power will absolutely backfire.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cookies and Caramel and Cookies and Cream are both excellent.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disrespecting your mom for aura as a 40 year old man. Embarrassing.
"I'm a pro-AI advocate, one of the biggest named [organizations] in town. My mom hates data centers. I love her. Bless her heart," Nathan Leamer, executive director of the advocacy organization Build American AI, said.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mansoor Delane is already one of the better run defending outside CBs in the league.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Time to celebrate my performative victory over woke the only way I know how: soliciting a child.”
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s funny that Mamdani and Trump getting along fucks both Hochul and Blakeman
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dems are doing every possible to squander a +27 lead.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What’s “someone took a shit around the vicinity”?
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That game felt like the 13 seconds game but they were hitting singles instead of homers.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Great block, Rashee. Abolish speed limits, Mayor Quinton Lucas, he’s earned it
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh cool, field goal drive by the Colts. I’m sure that was perfectly normal
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Welp!
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a hilarious way to win a game
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My most enduring trait has been being tortured by the passage of time.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As I get older, I understand why my mom was always so weirded out by my sad music taste. Every song is a memory now. If it’s all sad, what does that say of the life im remembering?
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We should count ourselves lucky that Larger Than Life dropped in Guitar Solo bridge era. It could’ve come out in rap bridge era.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Chargers social media team is deeply evil. They’re making people Chargers fans, thus creating more suffering. We must stop this madness.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Remember football fans: If your team won, it doesn’t matter. Week 1 is a prelude. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. If your team lost, freak the fuck out. Sell everything. It’s over.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thomas with a sack, Delane with a pick. This is probably the best debut this team could have hoped for
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rashee, I’m sorry about all that shit I said about you, Demon!
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is just a good football game.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All Demon Defense
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It was important for Mahomes to get hit there.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They had to put literal mitts on him after one day of practice because he was mugging dudes to the ground. We got a damn banshee
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IM SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER IN MY HOTEL ROOM IM GETTING NOISE COMPLAINTS FROM FOUR FLOORS AWAY I DONT CARE CHIEFS TIL ITS BACKWARDS
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’re so cooked lmao
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Remember football fans: If your team won, it doesn’t matter. Week 1 is a prelude. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. If your team lost, freak the fuck out. Sell everything. It’s over.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m so excited for Mike Tomlin to coach the KC Chiefs next year.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bryce Young and his big receivers
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a generational hate watch. If you loathe Deshaun Watson, this is good eats right here.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My bad, dawg. Take economy, you understand.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Texans offense making the Buffalo Defense look like the Texans defense
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My rule on seeing other black men is that a non-racist shouldn’t think we’re cousins.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’d add that there’s many interesting ways to deal with supposed physical disparities in competition. Banning or segregation should be the last resort, not the only tool in the toolbox. Like for stoneskipping, weight classes or varied stone weights probably resolves any concern.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is not non controversial!
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I reckon that you’d run into the same problem as self-driving cars. If all parties involved are using AI to chart their paths, they could come up with something optimal. But if only you surrender control, then you’re still at the mercy of less rational actors.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And even if they listen to it, how discouraging it would be. To have watched generations of oppressed folks beaten down for gently ushering us towards a better world, just to have their wisdom repackaged with a dispassionate mechanical sheen.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So many of our problems have obvious answers that are just ignored. AI would spit out a solution that they had in hand 1866 and it’d get the same chilly reception.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For the uninitiated: Missouri hated Kansas the way Ohio hates Michigan. Kansas hates Missouri the way China hates Japan.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fine. If KU wins, I’ll fly home and scalp a yellow bellied slaver. And if Missouri wins, I’ll scalp 2.
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye against the schedule allegations:
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#noticing
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Mean Joe Penis @verbosedebose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jadarian “Adrian “Walter Payton” Peterson” Price
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