LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 8hBought a new iso e super frag and it still smells after I took a shower??? 130
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 12hGoing to a leather weekend, but at a place in my life where I’m not having sex, and not buying clothes, don’t care about dressing, trying to avoid parties with bad music, and honestly generally sick of f*gs. 🌝 050
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 23hcovid-conscious couscous conventionstatic.klipy.comBjörk's Grateful Grapefruit Award SpeechALT: Björk's Grateful Grapefruit Award Speech 040
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good morning to everyone except Olivia Rodrigo, you’ve got the lady that complains about fashion in the way people do about “modern art” on my for you page discussing Chalayan. IS NOTHING SACRED?! 120
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I forget that straight people don’t know ANYTHING about HIV 280
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Feel like this pearl is hitting exactly how I want 160
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have a problem where I can’t stand solid color backgrounds, and noise just kinda doesn’t do it for me. So I end up spending 8 hours coloring in the entire background with the smallest pencil brush available. 220
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mailman with a huge dick 😍 Mailman with a small dick 😍 Mailman with a regular dick 😍 190
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Someone asking my client for a recommendation. They wrote the letter, but it’s very clearly AI, and I’m like do I tell my client because that reflects on him? Or do I just let it go because I’m not applying for the job and the person chose this as a representation of themself? 030
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Every morning I do my sun salutation and take my little pill and then look in the mirror and say “PUMPKING RIIIISSSEEEE FROM THE GRAVVVVEEEEE” 050
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Happy Friday ladies, let’s get ready to diminish into the weeeest!!!! 000
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Italian vacation boyfriend got kinda thick 👁️👁️ 120
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026LOVE when people who don’t draw for real do the thing where they ‘sketch’ and everything is just made from tiny little strokes, because they think that’s like the proper way to do that… 010
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Dover Street Market?! More like Diva Street Mama! 010
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“So there I am, two fists in, trying to answer my phone with my bare feet which are covered in j-lube kinda burning because I think he boofed meowmeow” 🔁-Please RT to save my wife and our 3 cats, we are all seconds from DEATH- has reposted your post 032
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I do this thing a lot where things are very famous to me, and no one else, and I forget that 151
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026We really need to bring back the modernist idea that drawing the human figure is a fine and normal thing to do. I can’t fucking handle any more baseline fäg art that has been empowered/infected by an MFA 120
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Was just reminded of how irresponsible I was with the highlighter in 2019 4140
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Met Gala theme has been changed to “Pat McGrath: Her Makeup and the Clothing which It Was Paired With by Coincidence” 050
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Met Gala Theme has been changed to “Ancient Egypt, Feudal Japan, Medieval Europe: Style Icons Throughout Time That Were Very Expensive to Pull, And The Anonymous Designers Who Have Referenced Them” 061
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Met Gala Theme has been changed to “925, Honoring Dolly Through Sterling Silver: A Highly Profitable Exercise in Marketing Made Possible by Tiffany Co.” 050
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Met Gala theme has been changed to “Listening and Learning: The Incancelable Work of Alexander Wang” 030
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Drafted a hundred dollar card that I did not put in my deck 🌝 020
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026One of life’s greatest pleasures is to septum-mog the leather daddies 140
LEMON VEЯBENA @verbenalemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dude has never seen naruto, crouching tiger hidden dragon, y tu mama tambien, parasite, pans labyrinth, house of flying daggers, perfect blue, the battle of algiers, rashomon… or like an opera? 020
