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Miro Keller

@veosotano.bsky.social
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Artist from La Palma, Canary Islands. Owner of an indoor skatepark / skate shop. Tennis player and skateboarder! Author of board game “Miro Keller’s Lil’ Ninja” Join our Discord! discord.gg/9jjDb6p7sk

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CopperMustache @coppermustache.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got nothing to do at work so I drew some moots! @safail.bsky.social @monochromexc.bsky.social @skittylvr69.bsky.social @spacebear4d43.bsky.social @keeza.bsky.social @veosotano.bsky.social
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Board game creation advice. If I could only learn ONE thing from my experience of making a board game it would be this: Never give the OK to print before you’ve actually seen a physical prototype. Tactile feedback is *sooo* much more than what you can imagine from digital proofs. 🎲✂️ #boardgames
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just had to pay 30€ for exceeding the speed limit by 7km/h. You can’t even *feel* the difference between 30 and 37. I was constantly looking at the speedometer and trying to stick to all the rules as strictly as I possibly could, and I STILL got fined. 🥴
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Somehow, my style of tennis brings out the best in my opponents. I know should take it as a compliment, but I wanna win against these mfs! 🎾❤️😂😂
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I believe in my ability to improve.
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Jim Has Fun @jimhasfun.wnyrpg.com · 24/09/2026
I'm willing to bet there's a whole lot of overlap in the Venn diagram between people claiming that "AI agents" are solely responsible for what people do with them and the people who claim that guns are not at all responsible for what people do with them.
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do other animals eat a varied diet as well? I feel like humans are super weak in that regard. Like, a panda bear is made completely out of bamboo, or a lion is basically a recycled zebra, you get the point… if a human eats only meat omg omg you’re missing out on vitamin xyz or omega3 or whatnot!!!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Using AI is like selling your soul to the devil. You augment your brain with outside help. The inevitable price for that is that your brain shrinks. You get reliant on the outside help. How about we improve our brains instead? Aka we train, we study, we practice. The old school way!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish subscribing to a channel really meant something more than just a pat on the back for the creator. As a user, I’m still missing videos of the channels I’m subscribed to. And as a channel, a subscribed user is not much more likely to see my next video than some random user. There is no value!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TIL there are people out there eating waffles with beans
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The political reality sucks big time. Bad actors have it *sooo* much easier! Be honest, you’ll be held up to the highest standards. Any mistake, half your voter base gone. The other side: Just LIE all you want. Accuse the opposition to do what you are doing. Blame minorities, poor or trans people!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Interests post: - Tennis - Skateboarding - Programming - Game of Go - Art - Electric Guitar - Singing / songwriting - Board games - Cooking - Hiking - Driving - Teaching / educating - Food / dining - Travel / sightseeing - Anime - Darts - Audio engineering / mixing - Beach - Cliff jumping - Writing
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bjorn Borg was to tennis what Rodney Mullen was to skateboarding: he provided a new foundation which changed the game forever.
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Next Friday we have a gig! 🎸🔥
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Building superintelligence is the most fucking stupid idea ever! Being the smartest is what gives us our “right” over the planet. It is, even if it hurts to speak out loud, our right to dominance. You want to be slaves to the super intelligent robots? Who wants that?
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My mutuals feed crapped out and I’m only able to see the last couple of posts. What’s up, bsky?
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I added 12 new expansion cards! We playtested it and it was awesome! They add some new strategies and things that can happen. The game already had plenty variety, but now it’s even more surprising! #boardgames 🎲✂️
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now would be a great time to watch Terminator, The Matrix or 2001 Space Odyssey with your kids and tell them: “This is what they’re building. Be prepared.”
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have to implement the DWARF output for my programming language, so that I can GDB into my executable, or at least see a stack trace when it crashes. Printf()s can take you quite far, but I really miss the ergonomics of a debugger 🤓⌨️
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hypocrisy in politics should be fined. Maybe establish some framework to allow politicians to explain some change in stance, e.g. in light of new evidence, or the result of an internal referendum, etc. But no more “say X to get elected, do Y instead”. It is shameful!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why would the owner of an indoor skatepark, who plays a lot of tennis, be into programming his own language / game engine, completely by hand? In the age of vibe coding, Unreal/Godot/Unity dominance and friend slop? I don’t know. I just like it. I can’t stop thinking about it 🤓⌨️ #gamedev
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In my programming language pointers can be nullable, but then you have to check if the value is there when you access it. A non-nullable pointer is a promise that it will always hold a value. It makes it much harder to forget to check for null before deref’ing pointers, which causes oh so many bugs
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Quote post if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT or any LLM open, full stop. Disclaimer: I tried Dall-E 2 back in the day, but haven’t touched anything AI since then!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Now that everyone is thinking of going back to physical media, it would be a great time to invent a new format. I’d vote for something that looks like a 3,5” floppy, but inside has an optical media disk, instead of magnetic. Using the density of BlueRay disks, but more protected against scratches!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So the UN resolution, to reflect all the continents’ true sizes on world map, was voted for unanimously by all the member countries. Except for one vote: the US of fucking A. Why am I not surprised?
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have finally decided on a memory model for my lil programming language: in general, it’s value semantics, sort of like in C++, but assignments and returns of object types use move semantics, instead of copy by default. The data is memcpy’ed and wiped, so the obj lives on at the post-move location.
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Do you think, maybe, he is trying to tell me something? 😂😂
Cat lying next to the feeding cup
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The new mobile OGS interface takes some getting used to… ⚪️⚫️
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today I tried to explain the concept of flow when it comes to lines to my 9 year old daughter, and in the process of explaining I drew this chill fella 😂😂
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Movies sometimes show weird shit as if it was completely normal. NOBODY uses a towel when the whole body is still full of soap after a shower. You say “goodbye” and you wait for the other person to say it too before you hang up the phone. You DON’T just stop when you step outside a train, wtf?
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What’s up with more and more ads on YouTube simply being some random person(s) at their home doing the most amateurish of performances…? Do companies don’t see that they are destroying their brand? Why is it ok suddenly to do everything on the cheap with abysmal quality? Is it because AI slop?
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was interviewed about my board game by the local online newspaper and it got featured in their recap of the show! My interview starts at 16:18 in the following link. It’s in Spanish but maybe you can get auto subtitles or dubbing? Dunno… #boardgames 🎲✂️ youtu.be/AbuZDWkPyco
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De la Gen Z a la Gen X: Así se vivió La Palma Summer-Con
YouTube video by El Time
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Money is so hard to get and so easy to spend
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The last 3 days I collaborated with the local board games club, at the La Palma Summer Con, which features video games, LAN party, cosplay, karaoke, etc… and we provided the board games area! I’m exhausted, but happy about the networking, playing and teaching experience! #boardgames 🧩✂️❤️
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What I really like about watching skateboarding videos is that you know you’re witnessing something *real*. That shit went down that way, it was not smoke and mirrors or clever editing. The spectator is a witness, not just a someone being entertained.
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I felt very sorry for Mr. Corn Porridge, when he was eaten by my child, he seemed like a good chap 😂😂
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Vote for Count Binface tomorrow on Bin day! If you’re from Clacton, let’s make this happen!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve never slept in an AirBnB, I’ve never ordered through something like DoorDash (whatever it is called here) and I’ve never got in an Uber. Am I weird?
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve been kicking the can down the road when it comes to making a “how to play Lil’ Ninja board game” video. I’m determined to change that! I’m setting myself a deadline of 3 weeks! If I haven’t released it by then I give you permission to call me a lazy-dumb-ass!! #boardgames 🎲✂️
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I want Count Binface to win the election. The political system is a joke and he is showing the absurdity of it all. He just says funny nonsense. But could you imagine him coming to actual power through comedy and then bring on actual change? That would be so funny!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Measuring progress of a developer by counting lines of code written is a fallacy. You can do a HUGE leap forward by not writing even a single line of code, just by reading the existing code and gaining a deep understanding of how a system works. By taking a decision on how to solve a problem.
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Back in the day games usually let you customize the experience by allowing you to select your own sound packs, images etc. For example, Worms World Party gave me the legendary “hamster sings Robin Hood theme” winning sound. And I’ll be forever grateful for that! 😂😂 Dee-da-dee-da-dee-dee-do’h-‘oh 🎶🎵
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We started basing all our communication infra on something that was invented as an open protocol, no thoughts whatsoever about security. Brilliant. Now they wonder why so many cables get leaked.
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thinking about music, fashion, games and anything creative: Some day we’ll realize that the first solutions to *everything* are the best. The low hanging fruits. The obvious solutions. Everything that comes after needs to be “original”, artificially different, to not be a copy of what came before
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I’m *much* more likely to hit like and/or subscribe on a YouTube video, if the person talking in the video *doesn’t* ask me to do it
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
All posters designed by ChatGPT look like they were made by the same graphic designer. Such a loss for the profession! The whole world is using a single design style and I’m already sick of it!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Does anyone know about the details of how to implement Return Value Optimization like in C++? Do I have to change the function signature to make it take a pointer to the storage of the value (and then not return anything) and return it through the fn argument? Or is there some other magic? Anyone?
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The mother of all Oreos
Oreo branded ice cream sandwich
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Imagine how much we could slow down global warming if all the money that is being poured into blowing shit up and apocalyptic tech, was used to be properly prepared against wildfires. Put money into firefighters! I beg politicians of every nation! Please!
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Miro Keller @veosotano.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
En el anuncio de Flexicar con Alonso, le dice el otro hombre: “Tú si que sabes cambiar de coche”. Y en mi mente no cabía otra reacción que “serás cabrón!” 😂😂😂
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