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J Ven Perp

@venperp.bsky.social
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Professional introvert; mundane performance artist; producer/engineer/musician; pro wrestling nerd. (NOT WWE) thishiddencolossus.bandcamp.com antitypical.bandcamp.com venperp.bandcamp.com youtube.com/@THCvenperp

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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Gonna chop up these two big ass subs for easy meals during the week. I fuckin love sandwiches. 🍽
2 big dagwood style sub sandwiches with several meats, melted provolone cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, and sauce. The angle is an attempt to accentuate the sandwich filling, and length of the sandwich. They are baked, and so am I.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
As a fully grown, lifelong fat kid, this is what taking it too far looks like:
They put Reese's cups in the Oreos and Oreos in the Reese's cups because America. We eat our feelings over here, and we are all way deep in our feelings for the past decade plus.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Gonna see if this gets any traction, and go from there. Don't trip, the original version looked even worse. 😆
Ain't no way I'm typing all that out
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm obsessed with this flavor combination right now. It's good on eggs, chicken, popcorn, peanuts, pretty much anything. 🍽
Badia Roasted Garlic seasoning, Kinder's chili cheese seasoning, and Rani Kashmiri chilli powder
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Spaghetti dog: when you just don't give a shit anymore.
Spaghetti meat sauce in a brioche hot dog bun topped with a big line of parmesean cheese because sometimes I eat like a stoner even if I'm sober
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Hulk Hogan didn't get me into pro wrestling. The Road Warriors did. 🤼‍♂️
Pro wrestlers Hawk and Animal collectively known as The Road Warriors in 1985 wearing their AWA Tag Team Championship belts.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Check out this #startrek star fleet technical manual from my book collection.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Special occasions (like pro wrestling PPVs) need more than an ordinary domestic light beer. So I got the Vernes on deck, woooo!
8 pints of my favorite German beer, Wernesgrüner sitting in my deep freeze getting nice and cold
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
*Currently wearing all black while outside drinking 40s listening to metal* I guess this checks out.
Some online quiz that doesn't really mean shit, but on the surface seems accurate, further perpetuating stereotypes.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Checking out #deathpaininvi before #AEWDynamite with a nice tall mug of beer because sitcoms or whatever normies watch is boring. 🤼‍♂️
Pour your Olde English malt liquor in a mug, it's better.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
We're calling this "Eggplant Ceasar". If ever a sauce would be classified as "zesty" it's the hybrid ceasar dressing we baked onto these scored eggplant slices. Pairing these with mango chicken and some potato wedges that I can't quite describe other than "good as fuck". 🍽
Eggplant slices with a parmesean, romano, basil and other spices paste baked onto it.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Guinness is a great summer beer because you ain't supposed to drink it ice cold anyway. And the 7.5% ABV might help you forget it's 90 something degrees outside.
THE MOTHERFUCKING BLACK STUFF, ORANGE LABEL GUINNESS FOREIGN EXTRA!
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
When I'm not listening to old school death metal or gritty gangsta rap, I'm listening to something like this. Smoke sesh, good day all. 🎧
"Vibes" as the kids say
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It's been 5 years since I alienated myself from my parents, distrokid thought I should celebrate.
Like you give a fuck
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Who doesn't like free stuff?! I don't usually care for papers, but I might as well use them.
HOW NOW GAS MAN!? They thought, walking to the mailbox. Black tie CBD sent some extra freebies this time around. I do recommend, but I'm not sponsored... tho maybe I should be!
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
No point spending a lot of time talking about a promotion I don't even watch anymore. 🤼‍♂️
My muted words list focuses on lessening political posts, doomsday "prophecy", and complaints about what got said on so-and-so's wrestling podcast. Being an adult sucks because most of the other adults seem to only focus on what's going wrong instead of trying to find something going right.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
They unfortunately stopped selling flowers at the corner store, but this pen will do fine in the meantime. Happy holiday to whomever it applies to. (Shit-ton of alt text)
THCA dab pen in the foreground with Kenny Omega and MJF figures on either side of it, but behind it, and then there's an empty box of beast light behind that. The room is pink and there's a dart board, and an iron maiden poster in the background because this is the room where I hang out and drink and get away from everything. It was already pink when we bought the place. Oh, and two black foam squares are on the wall as part of the minimal acoustic treatment I've given the room.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
HOT HAM WATER!
HOT. HAM. WATER.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
My wife found me a beer horn at Bin Time. I wasn't gonna imbibe today, but the universe clearly just said blast some Amon Amarth, and pour up!
I'm finally the proud owner of a beer horn. Genuine Ox. An amazing thrift store find, right up there with my CD single "Born Loser" by DMX.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
New to my studio/dive bar room out back. I need more shelves. 😆
Powerpuff Girls mini bobbleheads from Five Below, a store I should probably stay out of because we don't need more toys, and knick knacks, but look at em! How can I keep going without these in my life?
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Craft beer cheers to the weekend! 🍻 Drip Decibels coffee stout: I approve!
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Windy City Riot tonight! Whole card looks good to me, but I'm paying particular attention to the strong openweight tag match. Hoping WCWC takes the L, and wouldn't mind seeing Fred Rosser give an assist. Not that the Jet Setters need help, it would just be satisfying to see. #NJPW 🤼‍♂️
Match card for #NJPW Windy City Riot

-Hirooki Goto vs. Shota Umino for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship
-Hiroshi Tanahashi Final Road "Kinship": Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Konosuke Takeshita
-Zack Sabre Jr. vs. David Finlay
-Rocky Romero & El Phantasmo vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (Tetsuya Naito & Titan)
-Gabe Kidd vs. Tomohiro Ishii in a 30 Minute Iron Man Match for the NJPW STRONG Openweight Championship
-World Class Wrecking Crew (Royce Issacs & Jorel Nelson) vs. The Intergalactic Jet Setters (Kevin Knight & KUSHIDA) for the NJPW STRONG Openweight Tag Team Championships
-NJPW STRONG Openweight Women's Championship Number One Contendership: Mina Shirakawa vs. AZM
-TJP vs. Tom Lawlor
-NJPW STRONG Survivor: Zane Jay vs. CJ Tino
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
#wrestlesky today
Say it with me, IWC: "WHEN YOU ASSUME IT MAKES AN ASS OF U AND ME"
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
A few thoughts on #AEWDynasty just for fun. Tap for full size, I didn't crop it like this on purpose. 😆
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Life is short, drink good beer.
Fuck them tariffs, I'm drinkin Sapporo and Guinness!
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Kid Rock out here lookin like he's about to jump a dirt bike over a trailer park.
Kid Rock lookin like Temu Evel Knevel in the oval office as America continues to look like the worst reality TV show ever imagined
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Quick cook up here. I can flip any sample into something different. #beatmaker #producer #rapsky #hiphop 🎧
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#wrestlesky
Grown ass spider man fan doesn't watch AEW but knows it's struggling HARD
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Down with the clown till I'm dead in the ground. #Faygo #ICP #juggalos #rapsky 🎧
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
My cracked version of Omnisphere 2 stopped working a while back, so some beats got left behind... UNTIL NOW! Now this one is built around the (royalty free) sample instead of the fancy VST, and it sounds way better this way. #beats #rapsky #hiphop 🎧
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
This is what I think of when I see those little blue hearts.
It is a block of text, rendering this moot, don't get mad at me.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Grilling some bacon, chicken, and shrimp for salads, grab a bowl. 🍽 🍻
Grilling and chillin with a pint of natural light, and chicken on the blackstone. Listening to the new Cradle of Filth album again.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I mean, yeah I got bars, but the beat switch tho! #rapsky #hiphop #alternativerap #diymusic 🎧
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"Just remember, if you mess with the bull you get the horns!" - El Toro Blanco Rush The sound of defiance, authentic expression, and a sonic middle finger. Use when needed. From the Interesting Times EP, "The Horns" 🎧 #rapsky #alternative #hiphop #AEW #taurus venperp.bandcamp.com/track/the-ho...
A silhouette of a person's head being held down on the ground by a dress shoe. The text below it reads ven perp interesting times
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oh shit, ya boy done started rockin the Joey Janela's! 😆
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Watching #AEWDynamite in my pink party palace tonight. Got a new pub game too. 🤼‍♂️
Me in a pink room with posters on the walls standing in front of a plastic axe throwing game holding one of the axes
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Oh fucking well, back to work!
Big coffee in front of a laptop with a DAW showing on the screen. Currently, no one gives a fuck about my music except me, so I have to keep going until I find the people who do care.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Once more for bandcamp Friday because I want people to hear this; stream it free all you want! Had to post a good image of the artwork as well. Not created with AI, all my shit is either my own photos or public domain. #rapsky #alternative #promosky 🎧 venperp.bandcamp.com/album/interesting-times
A silhouette of a person from the shoulder up, laying on the floor with a shoe pressing down on their face. Beneath it is text that says Ven Perp in large type and interesting times in smaller type to the right of it. This artwork was not generated with A.I. in any way.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Counting the original release on PS2, I've now bought San Andreas 4x and Vice City 3x It might count as obsession, idk 😆
GTA San Andreas for 3 different versions of Xbox, and the GTA trilogy on switch.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Top yours how you want, I just went with kewpie mayo, mustard, spicy pickles, and tomato. It ain't exactly good for ya, but it's damn good to ya! Just don't eat it everyday, you'll be aight. 😆
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Here we mix in the cheese, and cook until some of the meat starts to get way more done than you'd want it for a regular burger. You want a little char to blend with all that cheese, and seasoning tho, it's fantastic.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Let's call this "Southern style chopped cheese" in 3 skeets 🍽 - Sauteed sweet onion - Ground beef - Sesame seed brioche bun - Salt, pepper, garlic, jalapeño, chili powder, American cheese - condiments, toppings of your choice To the grill footage!
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Money phone, circa 2025
My goofy ass face with a dozen pasture raised eggs to my ear like I'm talking on the phone, but it's supposed to be money as in a sorta "money's calling me, I'm busy" kinda way. It's very funny, I assure you.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Some days, you just need a big Guinness. Cheers.
Drinking a Guinness because life is batshit crazy.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Not only did the grocery store not have panchetta, they didn't have peccorrino romano either. So I cubed a pork belly, and used the best parmesean I could find. It's not grainy, and there's no scrambled eggs in it, so I'm happy. Successful carbonara. 🍽
Spaghetti alla carbonara to the best of my resources aka cheesy noodles with pork belly. Nothing flashy, but damn tasty.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
#njnbg was incredible btw 🤼‍♂️
Two girls fighting while a guy watches in the background, hitting a dab rig. The two girls represent AEW and WWE fans constant arguing. Dab guy is all the New Japan fans enjoying the show.
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with this information, but here's my score. I guess it's good?
Bluesky stats for J Ven Perp the score is 9.5 and I guess that's good idk
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Welcome to the Pink Party Palace, my own personal dive bar. Truly a dream come true, and impossible to fully show off in one minute. (Click to see the full thing, it's worth it.)
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
"The Villian from Grandma's Boy" coming soon to everywhere because I want this heard, shared, and he can even respond to it for all I care. #hiphop #protestsongs 🎧
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J Ven Perp @venperp.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I wanna have a nice time today.
My muted words all relate to politics and people obsessed with wrestling podcasters that they claim to hate but talk about literally every day.
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