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VenomTurtle

@venomturtle.bsky.social
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 4h
this mannequin has more energy than Rick Tocchet does every time they cut to him on the Fylers bench
a mannequin wearing a suit with its hands in the coat pockets
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
At least we got LeBron
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Local non-profit theatre had a "price is right" event tonight to raise money to keep it open. was a blast, next week we're seeing street fighter, and the week after they have Rocky Horror (full interactive)
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
one of my favorite cards
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
100% Chandra is just missing a leg
chandra anime art
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kat: do you have like a hatchet or something me: yes, yes I do *grabs the hatchet I got for Xmas 10 years ago*
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the urge to be sad about the state of Philly sports this week is being overridden by the fact that we got LeBron
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reality Fracture pre-release was so fun. Lost a game by getting Jaced and having my deck exiled, won a game by milling an opponent with windfall effects, what a perfect day
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
NHL: we care about player safety Also the NHL: PENALIZE THEM FOR HAVING THEIR JERSEY TUCKED IN
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got a spam email at work and the sender has the best business philosophy "Integrity First, Customer Supreme"
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mr ick
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Built a guy
Kaisergreymon/Emporergreymon model
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Phillies are only losing right now to conserve win energy for the Eagles
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
nothing beats using wormholes to teleport mecatal rex away from the center of the board
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
dumb game is dumb
twilight imperium
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
don't get lost on your space opera board game.
Twilight Imperium board game
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
love the comic, happy to support the patreon
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
but I also have to think he wants to be a Phillie to play for the team he grew up cheering for. that's every kids dream.
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
kinda feel for Mike Trout. I think being a 1 team guy is rad, and retiring with the team that gave you a shot is cool 1/2
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Clair Obscure Expedition 33 only used AI art as a place holder" fuck off, they kept ai art of the dev team in an Easter egg room. yeah it was cute to find the picture but it's obviously AI in the final product
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
have been cruising through Clair Obscure Expedition 33, loving the party system and story, until now I'm at a place where I'm terrible at parrying the enemies and am severely under leveled because I've been so good at parrying everything except these specific enemies
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
idk but Rap God and Look at me now don't have anything on the word jumble fast rap of Bone Thugs
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
not happy the Phillies made it nail biter against the Angels, but Sosa grand slam is worth
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I said it before and I'll say it again, drop d is easy mode punk rock guitar
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
put on spider-man no way home, forgot this movie makes me unreasonably sad
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tobey Maguire taught me who Spider-Man was, Andrew Garfield showed me that anyone can be Spider-Man, and Tom Holland is Spider-Man.
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
YouTube, can you fuck off with the shitty auto-play queue? Half the time it doesn't just load another video, and when it does it's either a shitty sponsored free movie or shitty right wing podcast, neither have ever been suggested and are not on my feed at all
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
believe in your people and they will move mountains for you
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The greatest thing one of my teammates did for me in sports, I was a hockey goalie, and after 2 periods he came up to me and asked what my save % was, I said idk were down 2-1. he said "no, you're save percent this period was 100%, you got this keep going" we won the game and the championship
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
we still may not have a walk off home run, but this is good enough for me....for now
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I hate NIMBYs, but the NIMBYs in my area have shit down a data center so that's SS+ in my books
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
just start asking your aunts, uncles, parents, and grandparents how much their house cost in the year they bought it. Then do the basic math for them and explain how stupid they sound all the time
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everyone is always comparing Smash Ultimate to Melee to complain about which game is better or whatever, but really ultimate is just smash 64 with 90 characters, which is boring. 64 had 12 characters, so it's cool that it's meta is the way it is. Ultimate is the same dance with 90 characters
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it's been over 24 hours and I still can't get over how much people cared enough to come out for my birthday
all my friends for my birthday
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Turns out, it was a very Law birthday for me
two Trafalgar Law cards on a Law submarine model kit
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
b
me and all of my friends for baseball birthday
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am so incredibly overwhelmed with love right now. my wife surprised me with inviting all my friends to a local baseball game(AA) for my birthday, and I can't even right now
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the subtext to this, for those who can't interpret, DS2 isn't bad, it's just the bottom of the barrel for a franchise that's overall pretty good.
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it's ok that dark souls 2 sucks comparitively to the other 2 games. There has to be a "worst" game in the franchise, and if DS2 is your bottom, you're doing pretty well overall
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
went to the model shop in town and spoiled myself for my birthday
Kaisergreymon model kit and Trafalgar Laws submarine shipl model kit
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's done
Lego Going Merry
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Best 2HG pre-release to date. 2-0-1, drew with our last round to split packs with our opponents, great time all around. Played rakdos goblins, which is very against how I usually play
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bee was an MVP for me in prerelease
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lego Going Merry is coming along. it took me way too long to get this far last night
partially completed Lego Going Merry
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
was spaghetti made the length of a cabinet, or was the cabinet made to accommodate spaghetti?
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
my roommates bike helmet looks like a Bionicle
a bicycle helmet that looks like a Bionicle
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Embiid, Brown, Maxey, Edgecomb, James. what a fucking starting 5
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Woke up today and LeBron is still a Sixer, it wasn't a fever dream
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
welcome to Philadelphia, LeBron James. we are assholes, get used to it?
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VenomTurtle @venomturtle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
did I mention that the sixers got LeBron? because holy fuck, the sixers got lebron
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