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Derek

@venicederek.bsky.social
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Going straight to hell just like my mama. Californian, veteran, surfer, Dodger fan. I have a dog.

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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Up and down those aircraft stairs four or five times a day might just do it.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's midnight in America. People can't afford basic necessities. Folks are literally dying to get medical care. Farmers are going bankrupt. The Pentagon is lying about combat wounded. Communists are being hosted in the White House. And @realDonaldTrump is shitposting on Twitter.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Those of us who were fans of neither Ed Sheeran nor Macklemore are feeling pretty smug right about now.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope he's giving one of these speeches when he finally throws a clot.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Unreal. www.navytimes.com/news/your-mi...
navytimes.com
Multiple USS Abraham Lincoln sailors have tried to go overboard amid extended deployment, families say
Multiple sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have attempted to go overboard as the carrier's deployment stretches into its ninth month.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The party of Mehmet Cengiz Oz, Kashyap Pramod Patel, Nimarata Randhawa, Seb Lukács Gorka, and Vivek Ganapathy Ramaswamy, want you to fear a dude named El-Sayed. 😶
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just got off the phone with Dodgers manager Dave Roberts. Said he expects Mitch McConnell to face live pitching tomorrow and play in simulated games during the All-Star break. McConnell should be ready for the second half.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Looking forward to 850,000 fireworks.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Plans to spend more time with a bottle of scotch.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
🤣
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The 82nd Airborne Division has deployed to the reflecting pool.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tonight, Oklahomans voted against a minimum wage increase. Just let that sink in.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This NY Times story by Maggie Haberman and JD Vance is crazy. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/m...
nytimes.com
Inside the White House Freakout Over the Epstein Files
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If you're in line to boo Trump, stay in line!
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Finally, one for the good guys. www.knopnews2.com/2026/05/24/s...
knopnews2.com
Scottsbluff police respond to gunfire at convenience store after dog accidentally shoots person with a shotgun
The Scottsbluff Police Department was called to a convenience store on Saturday after a dog accidentally shot a person with a shotgun.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Not a single aircraft in Iranian airspace. Looks like it's bombs-away time. 😐
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"Dr. Jesus" is it. That's his name forever.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The WNBA drafted six UCLA Bruins today. But only five in the first round. Oh, well... we'll get 'em next year. 🐻🏆
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
For an anti-aircraft defense that has been obliterated elevendy-three times, Iran's looks to be hitting above its weight. 🤷‍♂️
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Available wherever fine Trump merchandise is sold.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
US Air Force F-15 ejection seat in Southern Iran. Former occupant is nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, Hegseth is in his Pentagon makeup chair.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
How is this rocket launching without Trump's name painted on it? Man, we're slipping. #ArtemisII
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Of America's recent war dead, women make up 25%. I dunno, thought it should be mentioned.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Well, that's 57 Hormozgan school girls that won't live to threaten our stealth bombers. Great job, Hegseth.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Can't really put my finger on it, but the new banner on the DOJ building reminds me of something.
Tyrants.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It must be weird to be Pam Bondi. Most people had no idea who she was for 55 years. Then, in the last five, millions of people are, like, who is this asshole?
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Speed skating would be a lot more watchable if the skaters had swords.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I abhor unnecessary physical violence and would never suggest participation in such, but when I was a young man back in my old neighborhood, fat dummy here would have got the boots.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A guy can dream, can't he?
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I think I just saw a 6'8", 330-pound dude catch a touchdown pass in an NFL playoff game. Strange days, man.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It's almost like nobody wants to fly over Iran right now.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"When you're a star... "
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/0... 😶
washingtonpost.com
Live updates: Trump says Maduro captured in ‘large scale strike’ against Venezuela
The United States carried out a large-scale strike on Venezuela, capturing its president, Nicolás Maduro, and flying him out of the country, President Trump said.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
🤣
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
But no windmills. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
washingtonpost.com
Trump plan would open California to offshore oil drilling
A draft five-year plan for offshore oil development proposes selling leases on the West Coast, Gulf of Mexico and Alaska.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
He couldn't find Romania on a map. Of Romania.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Kinda weird to watch Christmas TV commercials while I still have my World Series lights up.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have gone through 225 balls tonight. My last Little League team went through four in two years.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Ronald Reagan, the great liberal propagandist. 🙄
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a la logo on a blue background with a tm on the bottom
ALT: a la logo on a blue background with a tm on the bottom
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Shohei Ohtani ad at Wrigley Field during Cubs-Padres playoff game. 😂
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
When Trump says "full force" it means the National Guard will have leaf blowers.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
They can defrost Walt Fucking Disney for all I care. Never another dime.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Robert Redford once told me: "Never drop names."
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
😐
media.tenor.com
a man with a mustache is wearing a hat and a suit .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a hat and a suit .
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Make a band singular: U
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
In February 2021, Cox signed a constitutional carry bill to allow individuals to carry a firearm in public without a permit.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Looking forward to the National Guard patrolling Trousdale Estates.
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Derek @venicederek.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Everyday is National Dog Day.
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