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Larry O'Keefe

@velvetcyclone.bsky.social
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I am an alien scout sent to Earth to study humanity & determine if it deserves to be spared destruction in our inevitable planetary conquest . . . & junk . . .

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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have you ever been walking behind someone and thought, "If there was a fire, they ain't gonna make it..."?
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope I can sleep tonight...
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like the sole goal of city staff is to generate road rage.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
United States President Donald Trump is "Super Stupid" and has "Artificial Hair".
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I miss bangers and mash...
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
95% of my day is wasted trying to prove that AI's answer was wrong. The only thing "super" about it is that it's a super pain in my ass. God, he's such a moron...
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RE: Traffic Let me tell you about the time my boss and I left St. Stephen, NB, as his wife left downtown, and they got home at the same time...
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh, junior...if you'd seen the things I've seen...
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Old Man
ALT: Old Man
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, let's have the stupidest man in the universe decide what adjective should be used to describe intelligence. 🙄
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I saw a rabbit laying eggs once. They weren't chocolate flavoured.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is it bad that I'm such a failure that the theme of "Coyote vs. Acme" that it's okaybto fail went completely over my head?
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Worker harder not smarter.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
$1.65 trillion, if you're counting... 🙄
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
life is a deep dark endless abyss that engulfs all it touches
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Argh
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We're living in the dumbest timeline...
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
what gif pops up when you type your name
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Erin Marie O'Keefe Goddess Green Eyed
ALT: Erin Marie O'Keefe Goddess Green Eyed
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Replacement car...
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Robert Downey Jr. as Dr. Doom at Comic-Con
ALT: Robert Downey Jr. as Dr. Doom at Comic-Con
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wasn't he all "Rah! Rah!" for hydrogen like a week ago? Batteries don't work that way! They can do part of the job, or a different job, but...AAARRRGGGHHH!!! 🤦‍♂️
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Taylor Tomlinson what's the point
ALT: Taylor Tomlinson what's the point
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Delicious Birria Taco in Nature
ALT: Delicious Birria Taco in Nature
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 17/08/2026
We're less than 48 hours before Trump's new 50% tariffs take effect — and Canadian negotiators are still trying to talk the White House out of it. But at a certain point, I argue, we just need to tell Trump to get bent. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
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Justin Ling: Carney’s best move in trade negotiations with Trump is so simple it fits on a bumper sticker
Canadians need to accept that we may not strike a genuine deal with the U.S. — but all is not lost.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I made AI give up on me.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Agent 1: "But how do we get the President FROM Air Force One into the truck?" Agent 2: "We make it a catering truck, leave the back door open, and put a bucket of KFC in the open door..."
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"THERE OS CURRENTLY NO LONGER AN ONGOING THREAT"...EXCEPT THE HEART ATTACK THAT DAMN ALARM IS GOING TO GIVE ME!!!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I just find it ironic that it was decided that social media wasn't adequate for posting alerts, so we implemented an alert system that everyone consequently screenshot and shares on social media.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I know this is a joke, but the Simpsons has been on so long that they absolutely did this. The Simpsons is the infinite universe. 🤯
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The ferry schedule currently says once every half hour, but an empty ferry's been showing up and leaving on the 15s in between. 🤔
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Kara Sorensen 🇨🇦 @supergirlofargo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
On the way to #dcaf2026 ☺️
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's soooooooopooooooooo hooooooooot!!!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Jaws 5: Jaws, Actually" In therapy for his eating disorder, can The Shark accept his true hunger just might be…for love? Stars Sebastian Stan as The Shark & Margot Robbie in dual roles as the boat & the woman he loved! Introducing Kal-el Cage as the counselor! This Christmas, only on Tubi!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
That was a seagull eating a seagull.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trying to maneuver anywhere in this city this weekend has been like inserting your gonads in a car crusher and trying to dodge a meteor shower. #Halifax
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Halifax has a Department of Road Rage Generation, don't they?
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
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Steve Urkel's Iconic Dance in Family Matters
ALT: Steve Urkel's Iconic Dance in Family Matters
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Downtown Halifax today there appears to be a naked bike ride and a horse show...which has only made me curious about the guy yelling, "C*CK!"
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Listen, this is going to be one HELL of a bowel movement! When he's done, he'll be lucky if he has any BONES left "
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just passed a salt truck...this is why Americans have the wrong picture of us, Cape Breton!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Canadian Official: "Perhaps the President would like to tour one of the fires?" Hoekstra: "That's beneath his..." CO: "He can drive the firetruck...?" H: "He's in!" ... Officials aside: "But we don't USE fire...?" "Quiet! Start removing the parachutes from their packs! I have a plan!"
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She was just saying hello, Helen!!!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A disaster of cobra chickens...
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Too close to a cobra chicken.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trent Reznor calls it quits upon being permanently disfigured scratching a poison ivy rash with something he picked up off the forest floor. Pine Itch Scales.
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHĤHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What sun?
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Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I bet it's already over capacity.
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