Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Have you ever been walking behind someone and thought, "If there was a fire, they ain't gonna make it..."? 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like the sole goal of city staff is to generate road rage. 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026United States President Donald Trump is "Super Stupid" and has "Artificial Hair". 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 29/09/202695% of my day is wasted trying to prove that AI's answer was wrong. The only thing "super" about it is that it's a super pain in my ass. God, he's such a moron... 100
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026RE: Traffic Let me tell you about the time my boss and I left St. Stephen, NB, as his wife left downtown, and they got home at the same time... 100
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh, junior...if you'd seen the things I've seen...static.klipy.comOld ManALT: Old Man 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yes, let's have the stupidest man in the universe decide what adjective should be used to describe intelligence. 🙄 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I saw a rabbit laying eggs once. They weren't chocolate flavoured. 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Is it bad that I'm such a failure that the theme of "Coyote vs. Acme" that it's okaybto fail went completely over my head? 001
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026life is a deep dark endless abyss that engulfs all it touches 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026what gif pops up when you type your namestatic.klipy.comErin Marie O'Keefe Goddess Green EyedALT: Erin Marie O'Keefe Goddess Green Eyed 100
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Replacement car...static.klipy.comRobert Downey Jr. as Dr. Doom at Comic-ConALT: Robert Downey Jr. as Dr. Doom at Comic-Con 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wasn't he all "Rah! Rah!" for hydrogen like a week ago? Batteries don't work that way! They can do part of the job, or a different job, but...AAARRRGGGHHH!!! 🤦♂️ 011
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comTaylor Tomlinson what's the pointALT: Taylor Tomlinson what's the point 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026static.klipy.comDelicious Birria Taco in NatureALT: Delicious Birria Taco in Nature 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyadoneyet?Whyarentyado 000
Reposted by Larry O'KeefeJustin Ling @justinling.ca · 17/08/2026We're less than 48 hours before Trump's new 50% tariffs take effect — and Canadian negotiators are still trying to talk the White House out of it. But at a certain point, I argue, we just need to tell Trump to get bent. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...thestar.comJustin Ling: Carney’s best move in trade negotiations with Trump is so simple it fits on a bumper stickerCanadians need to accept that we may not strike a genuine deal with the U.S. — but all is not lost. 1525586
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Agent 1: "But how do we get the President FROM Air Force One into the truck?" Agent 2: "We make it a catering truck, leave the back door open, and put a bucket of KFC in the open door..." 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"THERE OS CURRENTLY NO LONGER AN ONGOING THREAT"...EXCEPT THE HEART ATTACK THAT DAMN ALARM IS GOING TO GIVE ME!!! 020
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I just find it ironic that it was decided that social media wasn't adequate for posting alerts, so we implemented an alert system that everyone consequently screenshot and shares on social media. 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I know this is a joke, but the Simpsons has been on so long that they absolutely did this. The Simpsons is the infinite universe. 🤯 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The ferry schedule currently says once every half hour, but an empty ferry's been showing up and leaving on the 15s in between. 🤔 000
Reposted by Larry O'KeefeKara Sorensen 🇨🇦 @supergirlofargo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026On the way to #dcaf2026 ☺️ 032
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Jaws 5: Jaws, Actually" In therapy for his eating disorder, can The Shark accept his true hunger just might be…for love? Stars Sebastian Stan as The Shark & Margot Robbie in dual roles as the boat & the woman he loved! Introducing Kal-el Cage as the counselor! This Christmas, only on Tubi! 021
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Trying to maneuver anywhere in this city this weekend has been like inserting your gonads in a car crusher and trying to dodge a meteor shower. #Halifax 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Halifax has a Department of Road Rage Generation, don't they? 000
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?static.klipy.comSteve Urkel's Iconic Dance in Family MattersALT: Steve Urkel's Iconic Dance in Family Matters 110
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Downtown Halifax today there appears to be a naked bike ride and a horse show...which has only made me curious about the guy yelling, "C*CK!" 031
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"Listen, this is going to be one HELL of a bowel movement! When he's done, he'll be lucky if he has any BONES left " 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Just passed a salt truck...this is why Americans have the wrong picture of us, Cape Breton! 011
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Canadian Official: "Perhaps the President would like to tour one of the fires?" Hoekstra: "That's beneath his..." CO: "He can drive the firetruck...?" H: "He's in!" ... Officials aside: "But we don't USE fire...?" "Quiet! Start removing the parachutes from their packs! I have a plan!" 051
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trent Reznor calls it quits upon being permanently disfigured scratching a poison ivy rash with something he picked up off the forest floor. Pine Itch Scales. 010
Larry O'Keefe @velvetcyclone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHĤHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 000