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Andrew Thomas

@velodev.cc

294 followers 497 following 148 posts

Front end dev. West Philly. Urbanist. Cyclist. 34 rider. Phillies. Flyers. Gunners. Zolos. Father to the pimento.

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 02/07/2026

102 in Philadelphia

Weather report in Philadelphia showing a temperature of 102 degrees Fahrenheit

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 24/06/2026

That’s the good stuff

Phillies v Nationals win probability chart showing wild swings in the 8th and 9th innings

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 18/05/2026

From The Simpsons: An old lady sits in a rocking chair watching a soap opera and exclaims, "Filthy...but genuinely arousing."

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 09/02/2026

Chief Wiggum grasping chest: « Ah! Here comes the panic! »

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 14/12/2025

Technology is cyclical

A web ad for pagers from pagersdirect.net

Dennis Duffy from 30 Rock smiling and pointing

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 02/12/2025

Logging on today

Krusty the Clown pointing to a map of the Falkland Islands

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 27/11/2025

Simon Adebisi with a tiny hat on the show Oz

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 02/10/2025

Sal Stewart of the Cincinnati Reds

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 21/09/2025

Principal Skinner meme

FOR PRIVACY'S SAKE, LET'S
CALL HIM CHARLIE K. NO,
THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS. LET'S
SAY C. KIRK---

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 21/09/2025

That’ll do it. Thanks to the person that left that in the bike lane at 10th & Pine

Big nail that I pulled out of my rear tire

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 09/09/2025

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 23/08/2025

Never enough

ESPN headline: Hislop still has Gyökeres doubts despite Arsenal goals

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 11/08/2025

Craig on Animal Kingdom: « Shit just got gnarly »

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 08/08/2025

What the hell is this?

Fucked up AI Pennsylvania

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 13/07/2025

Scene from Simpsons episode “Married to the Mob”

♪ GUYS AND DOLLS ♪
♪ WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF CRAZY GUYS AND DOLLS ♪

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 20/04/2025

idk, think they could pull it out.

Phillies fake box score showing a ludicrously bad line for pitcher J. Romano

0.1 IP 27H 21ER 5BB 0K 6HR

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 05/04/2025

Anytime you see a whack suggestion like this you can almost guarantee the person does not live in Philadelphia.

« Jim Ludlow produces the “Good Government Show” podcast and is the founder of Liquid Interactive. He resides in Fogelsville, Pa. »

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 25/03/2025

Cletus yells out his kids’ names while Marge Simpson sits in her car.

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 18/02/2025

"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 11/11/2024

Madness

From the Wikipedia article on the Emu War:

"Summarising the culls, ornithologist Dominic Serventy commented:

The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month."

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 10/11/2024

Sweet relief

Radar image showing incoming precipitation to the Philadelphia region

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 19/09/2024

Superintendent Chalmers asking “May I see it?”

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 22/07/2024

West Philly is adjusting

“Pennsylvania for Biden/Harris” yard sign with “Biden” crossed out and replaced with “We Love Joe”

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 03/06/2024

Homer Simpson: I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 09/05/2024

Homer Simpson: SEE, I GOT THIS FRIEND
NAMED JOEY JO-JO JUNIOR
SHABADOO.

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 16/04/2024

Skinner: For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S. No, that's too obvious. Let's say L. Simpson.

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 06/03/2024

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 03/03/2024

Goodness

Stats showing massive first half xG and momentum for Manchester City, but United lead 1-0

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 30/01/2024

A severely injured C. Montgomery Burns says “Ooh. That takes me back,” to Smithers.

Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 20/01/2024

The @nytimes.com seemingly trying to will economic strife into existence.

Headline from The NY Times: The U.S. Seems to Be Dodging a Recession. What Could Still Go Wrong?

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Andrew Thomas @velodev.cc · 18/10/2023

Sam Neill removing his sunglasses in Jurassic Park

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