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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Effexor baddies in the hoooouuuse (because we're sweating)

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Somewhere in the White House there's a big map where Venezuela is colored in with crayon

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Jonathan Bailey is the human equivalent of putting No Maximum sales price in Zillow. Can I have it? No, but I can look through the photos and decide how I'd like my furniture rearranged.

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Shit that's actually horrifying taken out of context. I noticed this in the delirium of bottle-feeding kittens every 3 hours #foster #fosterkittens #adoptdontshop #bottlebabies

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

No, I haven't seen my sister, why do you ask?

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I'm at the library and someone is eating chips. Unrelated: do they let you have phones in prison?

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Milan (left) Florence (sploot)

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Got Marlena on "don't kill the vet, don't kill daddy" pills and I swear if RFK Jr tries to take these away from her I'll vaccinate him with a blow dart

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Dear stylists: Please keep the hair dryer on my face in perpetuity so I don't feel weird for sitting eyes-closed throughout, as staring at my own half-drowned, blurry outline for 30 minutes makes me want to slam my temple into your scissors

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

WHY ARE THERE CAT TEETH MARKS ON MY HEATING PAD CORD????!!???!

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

She made a snowball! (Ok full disclosure, I made the snowball)

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Marlena thinks snow is bullshit, but I love it

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Eric and I joined the protest outside of Thom Tillis's office today. My main goal for the next 4 years is to bring a little levity when I holler.

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 20/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Just out here doing my part. This can also be done on your map apps 👍🏻 #fucktrump

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 19/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 18/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Musk looks like a vaguely humanoid form of an antibiotic-resistant mutation

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Why is Alice so mad? 1) other cat is in her favorite spot 2) ghost in the corner has said something inflammatory 3) daddy won't build a fire even though she hasn't asked for a fire

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 17/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 16/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

We're about to have a Scurvy Girl summer because vitamin C is NINE FUCKING DOLLARS?!??!?

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 15/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 14/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 13/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 12/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Me: I couldn't be professional in my email to these fucks, I'd just write "bitch" 1k times & hit send Eric: Now I'm worried about the letter you're writing Me: No, that one's professional Eric: Then I'm worried about the email you sent to Virginia Foxx Me: Yea, that one you should be worried about

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 11/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Brittany @brittdragonlady.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Finally finished! I present: the mythical creatures blanket! Super proud of my first pattern design ❤️ www.etsy.com/listing/1869...

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 10/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 9/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 8/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 7/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 6/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 5/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Hey, so what kind of octopus is this? #seacreatures

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Radish, seen here worrying that you don't love her enough. Seriously? You would deny this face kisses?

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 4/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I need to stock up on my Ativan before RFK replaces all our prescriptions with powdered horse semen and spray tan juice

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 3/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 2/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days. No particular order, no explanations, no reviews, just covers! 1/20 #booksky #bookchallenge #20bookchallenge

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God @thegodshow.com · 25/01/2025

Hi, I’m God. You all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Today's reading. No real reason. Totally unrelated to recent events and the terrifying reality of living in 2025 America. #tyranny #blueskybooks #americaisgross

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Chy @chyhere.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

For Booksky 📚 ✅ Bookshop.org: every purchase supports local independent bookstores. ❌ Kindle: owned by Amazon. ✅ Public Libraries: (cannot recommend this enough!!) free audiobooks, apps, media (like NYT), books, ebooks, and more.

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Here we go again...Buckle up, y’all. Here are some protest signs from the first time TFG threatened our way of life. May we continue to protest loudly and fervently.

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Ashley G @velociashtor.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

A huge (HUGE!) owl flies in front of our car Husband: A bat!

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