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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know that awful moment, almost like an out of body experience, when you've thought something in your head but then find that it's escaped out of your mouth ? Well, that just happened to me this morning. In one of my previous incarnations, I spent a lot of my working day around the fringes of
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Great Mystery of Hammermoon has been revealed and it's little wonder that they kept the location secret..for they've only gone to the EXACT SAME luxury honeymoon location where Perfect Ma and Doormat had theirs ! Needless to say Perfect Ma is fuming ! They've even replicated the matchy
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hammer Wedding . The First Dance. Picture a white marble dancefloor, polished to glassy perfection, speckled with glitter and studded with tiny lights. At the back of the bling bling floor is a wall, draped with acres of bright white tulle, intertwined with twinkly fairy lights in front of which is
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hammer Wedding continued..So sans spendy custom hat and smile, Cowpat, flanked by Pregnant Sausage Perfect Mama and daughter No Longer Waity Katie (Henry No Name proposed after 15 years !) Stood, faces like thunder as Unrelated Interloper Flarr Girl strewed fake rose petals as TnT, with a Hatted
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hammer Wedding continued...Sister in law CowPat has, in the months leading up to the 🔨 Nuptials, shed an impressive amount of timber. All without the help of Padre Pio's miraculous mitten or GLP medication (or so she claims, but the fact that Brilsil and I now refer to her as OzemPat suggests
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
After 6 years of marriage wrecking, husband stealing and subsequent divorce ,family hi jacking breaking every rule during an unprecedented world pandemic, having her nails perfectly primed and photo ready patiently waiting until he popped the question..finally TnT is now Mrs 🔨 and , dear followers
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have been terribly inactive on this platform and I do apologise. I have LOTS of updates. Firstly, the Local Tramp (not my choice of name,but the community has spoken) and Wholly Unexpected Sex Kitten, LEFT her Octogenarian husband mid July and fled to Scotland to be with her Big Ginger Fiance
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Thother platform has banjaxed my ramblings. Unable to reply directly to others or spin yarns in threads. SO much has been happening of late and I need an outlet to ramble. Shortly after and even before Mammy Marie RIP passed away, Da Ron was displaying symptoms of marble defiency. Repetition of
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The Knicker Elastic has snapped ! after blistering rows and tearful pleading not to leave him from Octogenarian husband, Heartless Hoor has run off with her fancy man to Scotland for a week's holiday. She told him that she would be staying with him his wife (who we all know is deceased) and family
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Heartless Hoor fans, grab hold of your knicker elastic..this is gripping ! Imminent Octogenarian is now Official Octogenarian and to be honest, immense pity for the wee man caused me to go and get him a wee card and gift, just a small gesture to mark the occasion. I called round the day before his
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
O what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive..or have a sordid affair behind the back of your Imminent Octogenarian Husband. We have News from the Chippy Queue. Poor Unsuspecting Husband turns 80 This Sunday. Having spotted Heartless Hoor and Big Ginger Lover in some hand in hand
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Meanwhile The Local Scandal continues to grip the attention of the Chippy Queue. No longer a customer of the Chippy, The Shameless Hoor has been using her social media platforms in advertising the Fish Suppers of a nearby rival Chip shap as a huge F.U. To the girls. Big Ginger Lover however has
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Local Trollop and Her Big Ginger Lover have had a Barney on the F-Book..!! F bombs flying all over the place. Needy for constant attention, she posts selfies which she hash tags sans filter yet her dewy flawless complexion is complimented with a halo of hearts and big gold hoop earrings which
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The Big Ginger Lover celebrated his birthday yesterday posting a photograph of the pair of them cosied up together on the sofa in her marital home..under the family photographs !! Her parents on their wedding day peering down upon them. Meanwhile Imminent Octogenarian Husband has not been seen in
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The Girls in the Chippy were spitting fury as hot as the fat in the fryers. The Shameless Hoor went into one of the local wee home bakeries telling them that she was never setting foot over the door of the Chippy ever again. Last time she was in, one of the Chippy Girls confronted her about her new
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Tonight is Chippy Night. This morning Big Ginger Lover has publicly posted romantic felicitations to his "Belfast Lover". The Queue will be 🔥 Frying tonight..more scandal.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I have harboured the salacious secrets of Shameless Trolloping for months now. However, I knew it was just a matter of time before all the dirty laundry went flapping round the washing lines. Before I undertook the subtle investigations, I warned my friend that there may be some indelicate details
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My boy ruffed up.
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GloriouslyHorrible @gloriouslyhorrible.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So it's World Book Day and these are all reasonably good, or so I'm told. 😏 (There's five all together.) #worldbookday #readabook #murder #mystery #newfoundland #detective #policeprocedural
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
For those of you who look kindly upon my ramblings, please indulge me as I need to exorcise some recent- I could get well describe it as trauma- of shenanigans in which I have found myself unwittingly embroiled. This is only for Cloudies on the Sky here, however, I do feel the content might be more
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@theminibeards.bsky.social Hello !!! I've found you again !!! Hurrah !! Hope all good with the Beards and the Baa Baas !!
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The Tree of Marie (RIP🙏) is UP ! The Increasingly and worryingly forgetful Da Ron was out refereeing people grunting whilst lifting heavy weights and accordingly I was able to deck his halls without wanting to deck him. When Thorrhalf, who would interact with his dad most, suggested that perhaps
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Advent. Trees are up, lights are a twinkling, but please spare a thought for us epileptics at our most dangerous time of the year..
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
@finnsfan.bsky.social Well now, you know how I'm always most amused at thon English folk trying to pronounce our place names? Oh-Mawh, and Ah-Mawh springing to mind. Having watched a true crime serial killer yoke aren't I the one suitably feeling wick and scundered. Where you now call home, I
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Thinking of all my puppy pals across the water having to endure horrendous noise from infernal fireworks. "Ban the bastard things" as Margo once said. Stay safe.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Shocker. There's not one wee bit of Halloweenery in this house. That's an indication of where my mind is at. However, Thorrhalf, spotted this Halloween sign outside a house in Belfast and I can't help thinking of Margo !
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This Wee Shite would have been 13 today. I miss him so very much.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
An update for those invested in my ramblings of the Love Story that is Hammer and TnT's..The Big Fat Greek Wedding is off ! Da Ron pulled the strings of his purse tighter than TnT's forehead after their 5 star luxury plans got totally out of hand. He's lost quite a chunk of his savings on the
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Blowing a hooley out there..
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
In yet more tragic news, I told you all I'm too dark for skies of blue. Our gorgeous furnephew, We adore Thor, went suddenly and shockingly OTRB to join his Uncle Oscar. Aged only 7 and sadly succumbed to sepsis. Rest easy, Grumpy Chops.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
After almost a 4 year wait on the list, I finally got a referral to the mental health support team. I had my assessment last week which involved almost 3 hours of intrusive questions, after which, the assessor, Eileen, a social worker, told me that she had drawn up an action plan for me. My initial
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
A very Happy Easter to all.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Current form..
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a black and white photo of a girl kneeling in the rain .
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Sorry I haven't been around much. Blue skies are for happy people and I am mired in gloom. Our beautiful, kind next door neighbour passed away aged only 37 and I've also lost an old school friend. Two days, two funerals, two young mothers taken and I am heartsore.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Today was tough. This legend would have been 85 today and I should have been making her a cake.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
The sky turned black for a while there. I'm currently looking for a hopeful break in the clouds and regaining a smidgen of joy and humour in my life. Currently living out of big boxes stacked high . I wish you all a better new year.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Last night in the Hovel. Slum landlords win. Full of truly Dickensian misery and so so very sad at having to leave. Rich people and their greed for more money have broken my heart.
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
After Three Weeks of Norma No Mates and solo Salmonella watching, this morning I had the pleasure of walking into town with Thorrhalf. I introduced him to the Platter of Formerly fish matter and he was 'turned' as we say here..
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a man in a boat is holding a sign that says " i feel sick "
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The Mini Beards @theminibeards.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Posing at the field today. The place is a total mess. The shelter had been picked up and tipped onto its roof. #Walkies #Schnauzers #Dogs #SchnauzerGang #LoveMyDog #SeniorDogs #EpilepticDog #RescueDog #DogsOfBluesky #SchnauzersOfBluesky
A wooden bench in a grassy area. There are 2 mini schnauzers on the bench. One, a grey and white dog in a black jumper, has her front paws on the arm of the bench, looking at the camera. The other is standing behind her, also looking at the camera. He’s is black and silver. There are 2 mini schnauzers on the floor next to the bench. One is black and silver and the other is grey and white. She is also wearing a dark jumper. They are all looking a bit windswept.
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The Mini Beards @theminibeards.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Little and large. #Walkies #Schnauzers #Dogs #SchnauzerGang #LoveMyDog #SeniorDogs #RescueDog #DogsOfBluesky #SchnauzersOfBluesky
A picture of two mini schnauzers laying next to each other, looking at the camera. The black and silver dog is much larger than his grey and white sister. They are laying on a blue and white rug and in the background is a wooden table and chairs.
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misheleneous Handmade Gifts | Home & Hound @misheleneous.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Please Repost to spread the word amongst other Terriers on #Bluesky 🐕 And if you havent put your Tree or festive Lights up yet this year dont worry - show us Last Christmas! 💡🎄 #terriertuesday #btposse #dogsofbluesky #xmas
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PaintSewGlueChew @paintsewgluechew.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Calling all terrier pals!! Make sure you join us tomorrow 20th Dec for #terriertuesday. Tomorrow’s theme is ‘Christmas lights Switch on’. (A shot from the archives is fine too). Not just #btposse. We want ALL terriers. Come and make some new friends! #dogsofbluesky #dog #puppy #blueskydogs
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Festering Fish that once was salmon has had a festive touch with a garnish of lemon and a coil of ivy, whether natural or plastic is indeterminate but I saw a lady tentatively lift it up with tongs and select a slimy sliver from underneath as I offered up a silent prayer for her immediate health
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Three Six Cult Dog sighting confirmed. Saw Glockenspiel and the dog this morning on my walk. Dog was cocking his leg and taking the longest wee I've ever witnessed . He finished as I was passing them when all of a sudden the dog went for me, snapping and snarling and tried to bite. Glockenspiel
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Freya 🇺🇦 @freya2020.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It's the Christmas Schnauzer 🤣
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finnsfan.bsky.social @finnsfan.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Merry Schnauzermas ! #SchnauzerGang
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Creme Eggs are in the shaps already and I am woefully depressed ..
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velmajinkies.bsky.social @velmajinkies.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Perfect Mama's tree reveal is out..and it's revision of last year's Candy Cane Lanery with bonus Ho Ho Ho 's..
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