Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"anything's treasure if you treasure it!" -Captain John "The Optimist" Clark, the first ever pirate captain to have been mutinied over 1,000 times 0120
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026the uncle who ran away from home and other stories 0100
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026if you throw trash on the ground you need to die. how much more effort does it take to simply bend down and place it gently, you aggressive bastard? 1140
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026(glancing up over my reading glasses to see my son break his last lockpick in the The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion lockpicking minigame before turning my gaze swiftly back down at the funny pages and mumbling around the mouthpiece of my pipe) creditable effort my boy 0282
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026we've got the client an alibi sir. every night at 10 PM sharp he smokes 1 millimeter of his favorite joint 050
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026might i beg the young gentleman a nip of his spleez 150
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026waking up to the aroma of a bubbling pot of breakfast 0121
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026it's a fact of life that everything becomes dust and blows away 070
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026and of course I'm laboring here under the assumption that all who are present adhere strictly to the Dark Principle, 1140
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026diverting the course of an ant and saying "on the contrary, little bug" 1200
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026hi my name is sporobolus heterolepis and i smell interesting 2150
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'll let you in on a little secret young blood: do a couple assassinations for the eunuchs and they let you into the imperial harem. it's as simple as that 019816
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026gently to larboard, lad, or neptune fuck you raw 0131
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Yo dude I swear to god I have heard your voice on certain livestreaming platforms. (turning to the girl you're with) this guy's big time. Look up Dr. Terlet 0171
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026learn my technique to turn cicada noise into power 1594
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the way the world works is called the Worldworkway 0204
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My lord? I just wanted to check in with you re: the concessions I suggested we make to the bandits of the green wood 0140
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026technique is the virtue of the dish; and thus, the man anonymous chef proverb 1112
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026you go on and take those scraps down to the melters guild local. they'll melt them for you 0111
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026your body is deficient in gums and goos. take sticky foods to achieve a balanced constitution 0152
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026now senator, am I right to assume that the Bacteria Wars are still raging on? 0101
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026now senator, am I right to assume that the Bacteria Wars are still raging on? 040
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Who are we? The penniless folk! What do we want? Pennies! 0292
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Yes, sir.... No, I don't think so, sir... Yes sir, the big population centers... To rubble, yes, I understand sir. 0101
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The year is 2000000000. The light of Being has begun to flicker out like an old fluorescent bulb. Darkness guys freely roam the streets. Your thoughts on this? 1253
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Welcome to Smiling Fist Sect. Assume lotus position and we'll begin 2172
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I'm sorry I intubated you by accident last night okay 0112
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Go on, earthman, ply me with your questions. Or else leave me to my vatbound ponderings. 0130
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026some sort of prism activated at the time of your arrival bro 1384
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026good old fashioned manatee drovers grazing their herds all across the wild wild wet 1183
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026and it was in this wise that we harnessed the harmful rays from the Demon Star and put them immediately to systemic use. Now kids, it's time for bed. 0101
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026sign aboard the interstellar packet bound for Dipshit's Cluster 041
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Try our artisanal spin on the old world Pig Ale. For nearly a thousand years, from trough to tavern, the unfairly maligned Pig Ale has sated the famous thirst of hogs and men alike. 1358
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A thoughtburst comprising 1,000 fruitful notions enters your mind. > Follow them to their various ends > Smoke pot to run away 0301
Richard Vein @veinrichard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Can my boyfriend tag along? You should be warned that he's not funny gay, he's pensive gay 0150
