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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Nice idea! Maybe I'll think about it, and see what i can do 'bout it.

Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I just realized i used to play the guitar back then. Maybe I should pick it up and try again? Aw man.. wouldn't it be cool for me to be on stage with millions rooting for me?

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

as. Guess people can't take a joke after all.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

But he's STILL bleeding and rolling all over the place screaming in pain. So I had to take this dude to the hospital and go back home. Now my mouth tastes like iron and I'm still trying to get rid of that taste by brushing it out of my tongue. And now I just realized how ironic the whole situation w

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

But i decided to be a little clever. So instead of giving him some food like a good Samaritan, i instead took a big bite out of his jugular vein. So he's yelling and screaming and bleeding all over the place. Dude didn't realize I made a joke so I tried to tell him that.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I guess people can't just take a joke too. You'd think after chopping Marty's limbs off, there'd be a person who just gets to the point and tells me what they actually want. Turns out that didn't happen again. Some homeless dude came up to me looking for a bite to eat.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

3. Crossovers between the two are allowed. And sometimes there's also another weird al music video but I'll let that slide.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

2. No unrelated videos. It can't be another weird al music video or something else entirely. It MUST be Albuquerque or EYKIW.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

There are some rules i made for myself while making these. 1.No Dupes. As in the same idea, joke, or videos. I have seen too many videos and playlists that have videos that have the same exact joke and premise. Even your favorite may fall down to this.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

In the meantime, I'll try to keep on post as MM so I can finish the story of Albuquerque. Maybe I'll do a Q&A..? Nah, not enough people to do that. Anyway see you soon and remember, sauerkraut sucks.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

wed downed drastically. But I may potentially redraw the couple of frames available that aren't taken up for grabs. I've also made two "ultra" playlists for Albuquerque and EYKIW on my YT channel if anyone is interested.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I've participated in the Albuquerque Redrawn event by seventeen, which you may already know about. But since that's probably gonna be a long time until thats finished, and i doubt ill ever participate in a potential EYKIW redraw event since, the amount of people sending frames for the event has slo-

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

You may be wondering, "Where is the homeless guy Tweet?" Don't worry that will be coming soon. I haven't forgotten the ending of Albuquerque, though translating that will be a hassle to put together.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Hey all, Vegiteu here. I'm sorry if I didn't post in a while. College finals came up and I have been focusing on other things lately.. This whole miracle machine has been sitting in the dust for awhile now, and i think it's best to end it here.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

(ooc) THEY DID IT THEY RELEASED NS2 THE SONS OF BITCHES MADE SWITCH 2 AFTER I BOUGHT THE OLED LAST YEAR. NINTENDO DOES NOT LIKE POOR PEOPLE SAVING UP FOR SHIT THEY MAKE, SO IN ORDER TO DO THIS THEY RELEASE SHIT EARLY TO MAKE THEM FEEL BAD. FUCK MAN. I WANT IT NOW

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Went to Sizzlers, this time as a customer. And i gotta say.. I WOULD COME BACK TO THIS PLACE AGAIN AND AGAIN! Nothing beats a good ol' steak from sizzlers! If you have the time to check out sizzlers i'd HIGHLY recommend that you eat there, their food is SOOO GOOD!

(OOC) (No joke, i deadass went to sizzler. And the food was good. So good in fact I would go for seconds.)

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Whatever, at least everything worked out in the end. At least he has a cute nickname now. "Torso-Boy" is what they call him around town. I'll keep y'all updated until something interesting happens.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

So i grabbed a chainsaw from one of my friends, and proceeded to do so. But at the end of all that he told me that he was being sarcastic. LIKE BRO COME ON! ALL OF THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU TOLD ME TO GO AWAY OR SOMETHING! I AIN'T NO FRIGGIN MIND READER WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING!

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

He's the type of guy that gives you some attitude for no reason. But anyway, i was trying to offer him some help but he told me that he wanted me to "cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw". So heres the confusing part, i thought he actually meant it.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

So uh, i was in the parking lot trying to remove some excess earwax in my ears with a golf pencil (I can hear alot better now) and i see marty trying to lift a sofa all by himself. If y'all don't know, he's one of my colleagues that i work together at the sizzler.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Yoo! Finally got that job at one of my dream jobs! The job i applied to was the Sizzler! So I can't wait to see what kinda stuff my new job awaits me! These people around me kinda don't like to socialize, but I'll try my best to be friends with them! Whoops break time's over, gtg!

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

(OUT OF CHARACTER) [sorry if this account was dead for awhile now, college won't let me catch a break so i never had a chance to do the things i wanted to do. But hey I'm back to say I'm not dead. And I'll keep on doing ALBUQUERQUE.]

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Y'know... I think i might be in love with her.. Man.. Imagine the things we could do together... . .. ... Nevermind i just thought about it. She's probably one of those nerds with the Colombia record club. But... I'll think about it.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Ow... That.. friggin hurt.. got sent to the hospital after trying to "eat" some weasels. I ran outside into the road waving my arms around like a constipated wiener-dog. But hey,i found a girl on the street for no reason for being there. She helped me with my weasel problem.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Or maybe he was just trying to troll me. Anyway time to dig in!

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I just realized something, that guy in the green shirt in back probably bought and ate all of the donuts and pastries. I could ask him for some.. but then again he's probably a glutton, so he probably ate them already. Anyway imma see if the donut guy was just bluffing about the weasels.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Okay so the donut guy didn't have some of the things i was lookin for, but i asked him if he had anything at all in the back. He gave a box of a dozen starving weasels. Dunno why he had them or how he got them, but i don't care so i bought them anyway.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Imma get some donuts. Tryna see if they got my favorites cause im tryna scarf down some donuts like im a homeless guy who found a all you can eat buffet for free. I'll see you guys later.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

HE TOOK MY LUCKY SNORKEL! HE TOOK IT MAN! sorry about the last posts, i was trying to fend off the guy, was knocking over everything in my room while we fought. I've already made a police report letting them know what happened during the fight i had with him. Until then I'm feeling kinda hungry..

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Hey guys. Sorry if I was gone for a while. The Plane crashed and all surviving people living in the plane died. I don't know if it's god's joke to keep me alive and my stuff intact but I'm the only one who survived from that crash. I can't explain right now, someone's at the door. I'll be right back

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I'm going to the restroom to take a leak. After that I'm just going to wait until i land. I swore one of the engines sounded funny.. but i think that's probably my paranoia. Anyway I'll peace out until something interesting happens.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

THIS KID FREAKING KEPT THROWING UP BECAUSE HE HAS AIRSICKNESS AND I SWEAR TO GOD HE MADE A PUDDLE OF PUKE THAT WENT UNDER MY CHAIR, INTO MY ROW. THE MOVIE HERE SUCKS (its bio dome if anyones wondering.) AND THERE ISN'T ANY PEANUTS OR DR.PEPPER ANYMORE. well.. at least it can't get worse.. right?

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

This. Airplane. Sucks. I was supposed to get first class. FIRST CLASS! but instead, they fucking downgraded me to freaking economy class. HOW THE HECK DOES THAT STUFF WORK?!? eaugh.. it also smells here because of these two women (which i think they are both from albania maybe.) and this kid dude..

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I CANT WAIT TO GO TO ALBUQUERQUE! I've been living in my mom's basement for way too long, so this will be the only opportunity I'll be able to get. Gotta take any chances i can get y'know? Anyways, i gtg. Gotta pack my bags ya feel me?

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

DUDE!!! I FRIGGIN GOT THE FIRST PRIZE!! Y'ALL WONT BELIEVE ME WHEN I MANAGED TO GET THE CHALLENGE DOWN! It was to guess how many molecules on leonard nemoy's butt. I kinda goofed it by missing the extra 3 but I GOT IT ANYWAYS!!! Its FIRST CLASS?! WOAH HECK YEAH! it also goes to Albuquerque.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Okay so i got kicked out of heaven cause they realized that my finger wasn't actually infected. It was just me overreacting and dying. So I woke up in the hospital and got better. I heard there was a radio show that was holding a contest. Gonna take my chances and see if i can win the prize.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Oh dang, i forgot to mail that one letter to my evil twin brother of mine. I should probably send that right now.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Gonna go for some golden grahams. I hope i bought some. Cause i eat those things real quick.

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Miracle Machine (ALBUQ) @vegiteu.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Nah brooo Who tf followed me on this bruhh Bro follow someone else dawg😭

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