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Celery

@vegetablejester.bsky.social
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23 yr old aspiring author from hell. Mostly FF, Kirby, Rhythm Thief and other nonsense.

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zixizel @zixizel.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Took my daughter @vegetablejester.bsky.social shopping and now she is grounded for life. #minfilia #ryne #ffxiv
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I have been very coked up on Cookie Run Kingdom lately nothing can save me or my friends who are forced to listen to me yap abt that fuck ass smurf cookie
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Me
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Listening to Nintendogs walk music on walks to feel an ounce of joy in my life
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I started playing Cookie Run Kingdom again. Uh oh
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yrsa @polarstar.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Lady of the Crimson Moon #gposers | #ffxiv | #miqote
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Sainsburys changed their goddamn cocktail sausages I'm so pissed they taste like ass now
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Showing up in my friends dms like a cat with a mouse except its me looking for a review on a body horror section I wrote
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I R A @roira.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
ㅤㅤㅤㅤAstrologian.exe ㅤ
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Amazing hp stat
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Celery used to be half dragon lmao. Like, hella early lore due to me still being connected to him being an FE OC. If we wanna go even earlyer than that, when I was making him as a concept in Awakening, he was gonna be a pirate. He was also meant to have siblings, tho knowing his dad, he might
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I probably need those horse electrolytes in my life rn
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Hehe #GPOSERS
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I need people to know and realise that Janis (In the Disney Narnia adaptation) was my gay awakening. Get tf outta that carriage kid it's my turn to be emotionally manipulated
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Girl who is never escaping Samsara
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Oogh
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I just remembered I had the middle frame of this as my pfp during my very messy breakup with my EX dfghjkl. Bro got cucked by the penis bubble
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Oghh he's so cuteeee
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Sea 🌊 @1driedpersimmon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Finally ! Saffron's story update :) It's a long one so this will be part 1 (4/32)
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I have a coffee three cover letters due by tomorrow and a dream rn
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I decided to try one of these. Help
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I feel like Wisteria slowly edges closer to those edgy op ocs sometimes like. Assasin lady with time powers with no fear response who is basically nigh unkillable. Should have just locked her in a room with Zenos
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Celery is very used to living away from people and cities, so he's found it difficult in the past to warm up to them well until the Crystarium. He felt connected by the way the people there surived and it's helped him since. Soulution 9 though, way too loud, way too bright, no trees and culty 0/10
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Smth funny as fuck abt Wisteria and her inspiration is that they're all fucking Homestuck characters. She takes from Aradia, Vriska, Bro and Jack this is a horrible mess of a character and she's great
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Theron is probably my only character who knows how to actually do taxes. Satyaki too actually but everyone else I don't think they've paid their taxes since the Calamity or ever
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Warghh I've been drowning myself in old internet nostalgia lately take me back there boys
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Been revisiting a lot of early 2000s internet stuff lately. As someone who had little to no parental supervision on the internet back then back in the peak of Flash and hella fuckin violent animations like goddamn I probably shouldn't have been watching those
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Why do I like curse myself with coffee. It makes me sleepy and need to piss instead of giving me energy. And if it does give me energy most of the time its just anxiety fghjkl. But it tastes nice so I drink it anyways
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Its so Gammoth over
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I really want those grand company coffers... So I guess I gotta slog through content that's like 10 years old now. I already got the squat emote and that was hell, how much worse can Squadrons really get?
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Slayy girl (Wisteria in Infinity Nikki)
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Garlic is such a good flavour man
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I just filled out an application I was pretty happy with. THE ENTIRE WEBSITE GOES DOWN. Bruh I fucking broke them
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I feel like it'd be really hard to gift Celery anything due to his low self-esteem but the few things he'd struggle to say no to would be: [+] Thavnirian spices, weird plants and spare violin strings(They can be expensive) [-] Chocolate, Gridanian food and wordy books
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I saw my cousin's baby today and man. Human babies are weak. Bro has no knees, has no idea where he is
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Not me freaking out the stove top might have been broken today only to find out it was on child locks...
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Gacha luck that would get me shot
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
E3 Boothill lets goooo
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
They let me take 4 pints of whipping cream home today for free. Hehe
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Trying to send pictures of Beanie babies and Discord just dies on me bruh
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Orange cat intercepted me on my cat home from work
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a man with a beard is wearing a cased hat
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a cased hat
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
God why is my ass hella tired all the time aaa
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Warghhh I want to play DQ3 but I already have a long backlog and shit to do
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
ok
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Also my ass ran to Gridania today for the new emote only to find out its tomorrow dfghj I got the date wrong
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I love reading threads talking abt how models or other game shit works because I'm like mhm yea I totally understand this (I don't)
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The golden boy is back
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Celery @vegetablejester.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Zagreus' hair had a DT port lets goooo the boy is back in town. I still need a turtlenecked Sophist robe for him but he does have his travelling gear anyways so yaho
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