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Virtual Bear Machine

@vbearmachine.bsky.social
2.6K followers 695 following 739 posts

A big bearded bear in Central Florida. Definitely NSFW! I block empty profiles.

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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mmmmm… fresh salty nuts…
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ouchies! Yearly flu and covid vaccines. Get yours if you haven’t already!
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy (?) Monday! Another work week awaits…
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Birthday!
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Working on the car.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy World Beard Day from me and my post yard work beard. My balls are sweaty…
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cruise over, disembarkation day. Sad bear.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Last day of the cruise, and finally decent enough weather to sit out on the balcony.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hope you feel better!
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It’s been nice sleeping with the balcony door open most nights. The nice, cool sea air and the sound of the waves.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Softly contemplating the day.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A chilly, cloudy, foggy day at sea today.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Getting ready for the day: shower in tiny stateroom bathroom, cooling off, then dressing to go ashore.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Penis growing wild here in the Shetland Islands!
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
First full day on the ship, just got out of the shower and getting ready for the day. Plus a couple pics from embarkation day yesterday.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Such good hotel bathroom lighting.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We have a corner hotel room. Plenty of light and views.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Transatlantic penis.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Early morning travels.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kilts make it easy to use a urinal.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Quiet afternoon in the pool.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lunch break! And TGIF!
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Woof! Happy Birthday! Hope you had a relaxing day!
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Heat advisory for today. Maybe I just stay in here under the cool water and enjoy my drink.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Just you wait until your “friends” dare you to do this. LOL!
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lazy Sunday afternoon at a friends house. With @werebeast1.bsky.social and @rubenthepanda.bsky.social
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick clean of the car interior in preparation of helping some friends move tomorrow.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s that time of the month again: drag bingo night! It’s hot out so gotta dress comfortably.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Installing a new docking station. Anyone wanna help?
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Messing around in the garage.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Routine dermatology appointment, with the instrument of torture in the background.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Out for a drive.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Trying on some new jeans.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Cleaning the car today.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pool day. Featuring @rubenthepanda.bsky.social and @werebeast1.bsky.social
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bear Perfect
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Helping a friend clean his patio.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Saturday afternoon relaxation.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Packing up and getting ready to head home.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Day at the Cabanas pool.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Random nut sack in South Beach.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Relaxing after a day by the pool.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Getting ready for the day.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Ready for a long weekend at the Cabanas!
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The pool is open for the summer! @werebeast1.bsky.social @rubenthepanda.bsky.social
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The pool got up to 90 F today.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A better picture:
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Riding in cars with Pandas @rubenthepanda.bsky.social
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Pool and patio maintenance today. And me with a saucy gnome.
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Virtual Bear Machine @vbearmachine.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Cleaning the garage today.
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