Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 12hWe call her Sandra Boy-oy-oynton (like a spring going boi-oi-oing) and it's a big hit with the kid 010
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comAdam Scott's Ben Wyatt Fist Pump in Parks and RecALT: Adam Scott's Ben Wyatt Fist Pump in Parks and Rec 010
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yup, I love when that brother moves on. Get a life, brother! 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Really it should just be people who genetically are predisposed to logic and rationality, people who aren't swayed by frivolous emotions, people who have proven that they are responsible and have a stake in society. What about...white men who own property? Have we tried that? 010
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Salem rules would be: if you survive, you're a witch who must be executed 010
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He would've been in more but he got caught up playing Head Kicker 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you tank 2 you should get to give one to the judge who sentenced you 1190
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is why buying cigs at the 7-11 across the street from my apartment was so good for my mental health 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's an old tweet ("old tweet" as in a thing posted online between 1995 and yesterday) I think about frequently that captures this feeling of ADHD dread where the person says they spend everyday waiting to receive an email that says "everyone is mad at you" 1130
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That guy listening to a murderer's AI love song to his mistressstatic.klipy.comJayz StareALT: Jayz Stare 0140
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They couldn't make this movie today. They'd waste too much time and money because people wouldn't be able to stop themselves from making jokes about how they're "shooting rope" 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's loudly, defiantly proclaiming your ignorance that makes you an incurious dumbass. Nobody cares that you don't know who Zoosha is, dumbass 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I thought this was about Ms. Rachel. Does a shoe go on your head? So sillyyy! 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"your favorite president, M-" would be the new "including or excluding gang violence?" 020
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My guess as to why there is surprisingly high approval for a military coup is that the military coup option suggests there are people in positions of power who care about the constitutional order and would impose consequences on Trump. A worse version of impeach/remove or invoking the 25th 050
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's like the niemoller/musk poem about not knowing anything about rocket science/EVs 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Law and order as a vibe rather than, you know, law and order. I'm good, so what I do must be good and legal. Other people are bad, so what they do must be bad and illegal. *End of thought process* 031
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026But it hurts *others* MORE, and that makes it all worth it! 030
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The human instrumentality project is just when Ms. Rachel has Acapella singers in a YouTube video 1130
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Get in, get in, get....IN! Very good! *Little claps* 1170
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ms. Rachel is every kid's second (sometimes third) mother 120
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes it gives you 6 block if you end your turn with 0 block 110
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One of the Ig Nobel winners this year was a study that showed people want their friends to treat their enemies badly! 020
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My first thought was lmao duh, nobody thought that. Then I remembered there are people who get mad at books with 1st person narration for gaslighting them 170
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Not beating the targeted harassment of trans women allegations 1110
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In this house, we don't say Happy Holidays. We say Merry 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 11/09/2026September - 2026 CHILDRENS TOYS ARE MASTERS OF THE LIVING ROOM. ONLY MY BARE FEET STAND BEFORE THEM. CARPETS ARE NOW MINEFIELDS. 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's because those people, whether they realize it or not, also believe they "can always tell" and they are imagining the clockiest caricature from a 90s cartoon with 5 o'clock shadow 020
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's not like she has boy bones! Those puppies are strong as hell 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 10/09/2026No, obviously the 6'2" girl wouldn't be safe! After all, she's just a weak little girl with avian bones 1260
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 09/09/2026First day of kindergarten. Teaching my daughter the "look down, look up, smirk" move. Devastating. 000
Vax Power @vaxdpower.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Explaining the myth of Adam and Eve to my 5 y/o: Imagine a peanut butter and jelly sandwich... 001
