vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026a thousand people scream my fuckin name!! it don’t mean shit if i don’t hear you say it 040
Reposted by vavor🚹honeypup🔞 @honeypuppie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025CAUTION! slippery when wet thanks @weeg.bsky.social for the awesome idea :P 15981245
Reposted by vavorScottyWuff [Closed] @scottydoesstuff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Sorry for safewording babe there was a spider on the ceiling can you get it 312630
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 23/04/2026playing my favorite layover game rn: opening barq at the airport and scrolling until i see someone problematic 030
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026i love seeing an excavator sitting on top of a big pile of dirt. like, hell yeah, man. you made that. 041
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026just heard a lady ask a dollar general cashier if they accepted cashapp 020
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026no way the doordash order summary thing is using a base-10 number system. i stg that shit is just making up a total price off vibes alone 100
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026there’s been a foot of snow outside for over a month. i think i’ve forgotten what grass looks like 110
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026made this for insta and it got automatically copyrighted :( u guys get the original song tho :3 #balisong 010
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026had a dream that spotify added public reviews for playlists and my old private playlist blew up and was bombarded with 5 star reviews like “this that shit you hear at the party where ur phone charger gets stolen” 010
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026free bagels at work. cut the wrong way. i’m sitting here wiping cream cheese on a poppy seed horseshoe lookin like a fool 020
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026cold showers make me feel like an 11 year old girl carrying my tuba home from band practice in the pouring rain bc my single mother was out gambling again and forgot to pick me up they make me feel extra clean though 010
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026i feel very powerful when bugs crawl past me while i am actively cleaning with harsh chemicals like. have you no fear? one spritz could reduce you to a hollow lemon fresh carapace 031
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 20/01/2026turns out this was “very illegal” and now i’m taking “mandatory classes” about harvesting dna from coworkers :/ 020
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026after wood fire pizza? i’m glad that woodworking. - @kart-41.bsky.social 010
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 16/01/2026if i had infinite money i think i would just draw tons of incoherent schematics with instructions and submit them to patent offices 000
Reposted by vavorNocturne 🦀 @nocturneaubade.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Heeeheeeheee for @vavor.bsky.social Thank you so much!! 💕💕 #furry #furryart 1209
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 13/01/2026just saw someone on the L wearing an n95 style facemask that was entirely made of brown leather 030
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 27/12/2025every saturday i go to the grocery store and rearrange everything on the shelves. on sundays i put raw chickens with flour and baking goods 120
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 21/12/2025i’m taking piss samples from whoever keeps pissing all over the toilet seat in the work bathroom and sending it to 23andme for identification and genealogy. your days are numbered. i’m turning your family tree to lumber 010
vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 18/12/2025they call me $20 burger the way i leave you with a sense of regret 032