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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a thousand people scream my fuckin name!! it don’t mean shit if i don’t hear you say it
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🚹honeypup🔞 @honeypuppie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
CAUTION! slippery when wet thanks @weeg.bsky.social for the awesome idea :P
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
average evening in Provo, Utah
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Dustin @dustingorbage.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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ℜ𝔢𝔡 @grotesqueanimal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
today's the day 📷 @puckfennec.gay
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i’m so hungry i could piss like a race horse
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
inflatable guitar with SPH
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i’m pushing pork
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
lolcow industry plant
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ScottyWuff [Closed] @scottydoesstuff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sorry for safewording babe there was a spider on the ceiling can you get it
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this is what a 4 way stop sign feels like
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
playing my favorite layover game rn: opening barq at the airport and scrolling until i see someone problematic
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
splash burger
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
environmental storytelling
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
i love seeing an excavator sitting on top of a big pile of dirt. like, hell yeah, man. you made that.
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
just heard a lady ask a dollar general cashier if they accepted cashapp
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
molotov cum jar
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
no way the doordash order summary thing is using a base-10 number system. i stg that shit is just making up a total price off vibes alone
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
it foggy as hell
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
went to fine wine and good spirits and brought home a demon
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
there’s been a foot of snow outside for over a month. i think i’ve forgotten what grass looks like
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
also knife related update for the ppl here :3
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
made this for insta and it got automatically copyrighted :( u guys get the original song tho :3 #balisong
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
had a dream that spotify added public reviews for playlists and my old private playlist blew up and was bombarded with 5 star reviews like “this that shit you hear at the party where ur phone charger gets stolen”
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
underappreciated
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
harry and bo, the gummy brothers
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
free bagels at work. cut the wrong way. i’m sitting here wiping cream cheese on a poppy seed horseshoe lookin like a fool
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
cold showers make me feel like an 11 year old girl carrying my tuba home from band practice in the pouring rain bc my single mother was out gambling again and forgot to pick me up they make me feel extra clean though
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
i feel very powerful when bugs crawl past me while i am actively cleaning with harsh chemicals like. have you no fear? one spritz could reduce you to a hollow lemon fresh carapace
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
abolish ice. because i have sensitive teeth
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
a furniture store and a diner with a number in the name
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
turns out this was “very illegal” and now i’m taking “mandatory classes” about harvesting dna from coworkers :/
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
after wood fire pizza? i’m glad that woodworking. - @kart-41.bsky.social
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
if i had infinite money i think i would just draw tons of incoherent schematics with instructions and submit them to patent offices
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
this is what they would look like if they could see
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Nocturne 🦀 @nocturneaubade.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Heeeheeeheee for @vavor.bsky.social Thank you so much!! 💕💕 #furry #furryart
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
just saw someone on the L wearing an n95 style facemask that was entirely made of brown leather
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
nut world
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
atlantic city
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
power outage got me feeling like charles mcgill
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
every saturday i go to the grocery store and rearrange everything on the shelves. on sundays i put raw chickens with flour and baking goods
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
drone strike (unionized mindless latex drones)
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
i’m taking piss samples from whoever keeps pissing all over the toilet seat in the work bathroom and sending it to 23andme for identification and genealogy. your days are numbered. i’m turning your family tree to lumber
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
they call me $20 burger the way i leave you with a sense of regret
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
CRIMSON
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
so it’s not just me
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
woke terio be like: oo kill they/them
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
pumpkin spikes
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vavor @vavor.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
some ads i’ve screenshotted in the past 24 hours
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