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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️

@variola13.bsky.social
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Scientist, lecturer, lefty, gamer, book nerd. Sarcastic individual, into silliness, medicine, anatomy, & forensics. Wears odd socks. Death positive 💀 #ME NB: often inappropriate. ENFJ. She/her. DMs welcome if we have had some kind of interaction on here.

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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 2h
Prime? This is the best you we are gonna get? 👀😆
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 2h
Sleep well xx
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 2h
Ah, now it makes sense
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 2h
That was lovely, I could put myself there just for a moment ❤️
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 3h
Spleen and Spleenette, the new smash hit folk singers
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 3h
I knew accessory spleens were a thing but I have never known anyone with one!
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 3h
You need to give is a name
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 3h
I am so impressed by that!!! 👍
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 4h
I’m also very funny 😁
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 5h
😆 great photo!
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 5h
I did, but in my imagination you were not too keen on it.
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 5h
Nitwit xx
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 5h
I can’t believe you made me read that 🤦‍♀️
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 6h
I think your thinking is right.
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 6h
Yup! It’s been that sort of day. Fuck healthy. Fuck dieting. I am unlikey to date again anyway so I may as well enjoy myself!
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 6h
But what you didn’t see is that was a comment on a picture of my breasts…
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 6h
Awesome! Limoncello spritz!
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 6h
Mood
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 8h
Not big enough.
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 10h
Were! Not weee! I did not teach English
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 11h
Oh perfect!!!!! 😆😆 Yep I did not read ahead, I checked the order was correct and made sense and then just finished the slides. Wasn’t till I was up there and running through it that I found the issue…. 😆 I’m fortunate my students weee adults.
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 16h
Ah yes, that was a classic. A reminder to always read through your slides beside you teach… 😳😆
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 16h
I like that!!!! 😆
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 16h
Ah yes, that was a classic. A reminder to always read through your slides beside you teach… 😳😆
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 17h
😆😆 I argue with the computer that it *is* the right password, like it is doing it on purpose
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 17h
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 17h
Definitely only ever heard of it with an extra letter and in the past tense
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 17h
Wtf is that word? ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 20h
I hate moving apps about as it changes the order and takes me a while to get used to it. You could talk to me on WhatsApp, I am more *exciting and interesting on there than anywhere else. *lies
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Killed Women @killedwomennw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Robert Sabat murdered his ex-partner Dickiesa Nurse with a knife in her own home days after being released from jail on licence. His 'life' sentence has a minimum term of just 17 years. www.bbc.com/news/article... Among his previous convictions: possession of a knife and harassment of an ex-partner
bbc.com
Man who murdered ex-partner after his prison release is jailed
Robert Sabat is given a 17-year-minimum jail term for the fatal stabbing of his former partner.
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fluffy socks on already!
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yup, they would have been better renting it out. The kitchen is minute
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone for an posh bedsit? www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
rightmove.co.uk
Check out this 1 bedroom character property for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom character property for sale in High Street, Hurstpierpoint, BN6 for £200,000. Marketed by Marcus Grimes, Cuckfield
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can’t remember the last time you had a hump either… 🤭
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Killed Women @killedwomennw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This man, Richard Clayton, murdered his mother Angela in her own home, after stealing from her to buy drugs – both before and after he strangled her to death. He will serve a minimum of 22 years in jail. She was described in court as loving, selfless and kind. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Newham man who strangled mother after stealing for drugs jailed
Richard Clayton is branded “despicable” by a judge as he is jailed for a minimum of 22 years.
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Starting a new book #booksky
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve gone to bed, and I have a new book to start, so I am hoping that will help
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anyone you fancy on here? I can pass them a secret note
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do you want me to ask someone out for you?
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty! I love tulips! It’s been busy but ok, still tired. Brain cannot switch off thinking about work either 🙄
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t judge his fashion choice!
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Awww yeah Peanut loves it now it’s getting to blanket and dressing gown season, lots of paddy-paws
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah! If a man loves cats it is a real genuine attraction for me.
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Parenting tip- do loads of the mwah mwah mwah kisses over the face before he gets old enough to object. You try and do it when they are 30 and they protest! 😆❤️
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh that is a cute outfit!!! ❤️ He has got so big now, it seems only yesterday you were pregnant!
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Old UK Catalogues @oldukcatalogues.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1983: Farm Models, Farm Animals and Farm People from Britains (+Farm Tractors And Implements; Farm Boxed Set; Deutz Tractor And Implements Set; Ford Tractor And Implements Set; Fiat Tractor And Implements Set; 6 Farm Bubble Packs With Different Contents; 4 Round Hay Bales; 12 Sacks, and more)
This catalogue page features various Farm Models. There are sets of Farm Tractors And Implements, Farm Animals, And Farm People figures, as well as Farm Buildings such as the fence, Farm Gate, Feed Manger, And Animal Pens. There are also Farm decorations like Silver Birch Tree, Oak Tree, And Weeping Willows.

(+12 Sacks
4 Hedges
4 Round Hay Bales
6 Farm Bubble Packs With Different Contents
6 Haybales
6 Metal Hurdles
9 Milk Churns
Animal Pens
Channel Island Dairy Cow, Bull And Calf
Charolais Beef Bull And Cows
Deutz Tractor And Implements Set
Ducks, Hens And Geese
Farm Boxed Set
Farm Gate
Farm Labourers
Farm Tractors And Implements
Farmer
Farmer's Daughter
Feed Manger
Fence
Fiat Tractor And Implements Set
Ford Tractor And Implements Set
Friesian Dairy Cows, Bull And Calves
Goats
Hereford Beef Bull And Cows
Horses For Riding
Horses For Working
Kerry Hill And Oxford Down Sheep
Land Girl
Round Hay Bales
Saddleback And Large White Pigs
Scarecrow
Sheepdog
Shepherd
Stone Wall
and Water Trough, 5 Metal Hurdles)
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well possibly, but weird in an awesome way!
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
2 guesses!!! What the heck! Well done!
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Morning. The cost is heavy. I want the morning energy of a 5 yr old child
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Heather 💀🧬⚕️🎓♿️ @variola13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That sounds like a first class dream. Mine are all weird.
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