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@variantxtra.bsky.social
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Artistic🫟🖌️, Naughty🔞, Short arse on the Streets, But Dangerous in the Sheets, Loves exploring my own nudity, 5 Decades Young, And Nuttier than a Squirrel's 💩, Str8 Male but supporter of all 🫶😜 Based in Midlands 🇬🇧 ngl.link/_unholy_plans_

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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well what can I say it has been ordered and arrives tomorrow, but in the meantime I could offer you an extra... Form an orderly queue 😂🫠🫶😜
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hola My Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs, wishing you a Tantalising Tuesday... My Moots know that I speak with... "HEART" But our Good Sir #AlexAsks will let me Show this.... 😍🫶🫠😘
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See a butt, post a butt.🫠🫶🍑
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@bsky.app can you drop this predator off at the nearest Police Station ⚠️🚨 PREDATOR ALERT 🚨⚠️
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs, I present to you another example of what is not need... from @deadlybelladana.bsky.social my advice to her is to focus on herself and not be so fucking rude to others. Her comments like a Pitbull, but she looks like she's chewing on a wasp. Enough is enough! 😡🖕
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@johnbridge.bsky.social Oi oi Teeny Savaloy! You know that annoying sound a McDonald's straw makes as you move it in a cup.... That's you that's, because you leave'em so dry. I don't expect a descriptive response from a lesser developed human prototype, find that rock and crawl under. Laughable!
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We rise up When the night grows colder then we Rise up When you think it's over then we Rise like a phoenix from the ash and dust Rise like a demon we will not give up We rise up Rise up 🐦‍🔥🫶
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hola My Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs... Break away from the Mundane and have a Magnificent #MonochromeMonday 🖤🩶🤍🫶🫠
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hola My Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs, There's Never Monday blues, when you can double down with "DENIM" for the Good Sir #AlexAsks 😜🫶🫠👖
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck AI porn, I can be a pervert with this human brain (keep it going ✨)
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday Share Share a black and white photo, if you'd like.🖤🩶🤍🫶🫠
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Biiiiig Stretch 🤸‍♂️ #SundayFunday "I wanna see the Sunshine after the Rain....."
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh so you're into Masked Men.... I Must Have This! 🫣😜🫶
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When someone asks me to describe Autumn....😂 (I thought I had lost this pic 🫣)
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hola My Feral Felines and Happy #SinfulSunday The thoughts and anticipation of anointing your body and soul are overwhelming... 🥵🫶🫠💦
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October 👻 Ooo awful sounds like an improvement 🤪😜🙄🫶
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SaturdaySoak "Shower me with Affection"... 🥵🫠🫶💦
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love. You wouldn't believe how much I quote from this cartoon, frying people's noggins 🤪
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Ren Saws Stimpy's Wood
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. 🌈
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seeing someone you know in REAL LIFE pop up on Bluesky... INSTANT BLOCK followed by immense panic 😳 😂😂🫣
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Baby's Determined Walk: Not Today Satan
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our Good Sir @fralexander.bsky.social has shown us that #SquareSaturday is upon us again. Follow the link below fralexander.github.io/bluesquare/ I feel absolutely blessed to see these Beauties, but there are many, many more...🤗🫠🫶😚
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well I couldn't resist the temptation from @kayleealice.bsky.social for some of #sluttyglassessaturday 🤓🤗🫶🫠 Don't get lost in my eyes......😜
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning 🌞 My Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs... Saturday morning stretches and #sweatpants 🤗🫶😚🫠
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't blame me my Feral Felines it was @smutlife.bsky.social and @rheababez.bsky.social that have been demanding #sweatpants 🫣🤭😝🥵
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hola my Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs.... #AlexAsks for "Collections" today... If you thought stepping on Lego was bad enough, try laying on it. Also had to raid the parents loft on a Covert mission to take this 😂🫣🤫 🤗🫶😘
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A beautiful day to begin with a brew 🌞🤗🫶☕ #coffeewithiris
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Morning Stretches for Feral Friyay and it looks like it will be a Peachy Day 🌞🫶🤗😘
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚠️REPORT AND BLOCK⚠️ Don't click on links 🚨CHILD PREDATOR 🚨
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Spies, With my Little Eyes, Something beginning with.... "THIGHS" Have Great Thirsty Thursday and stay Hydrated💦🫠🫶😜
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Thighsday my Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs... #AlexAsks for "Blue" today... Apart from taking these pics I have the song by Eiffel 55 stuck in my head 💙🩵🫶🤗
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wishing This Awesome Lass a Very Happy Birthday 🥳🎂🎁 My Feral Fraternity, Please show her some Love today and maybe a follow. 🤗🫠🥰😘 *Please be respectful 🫶
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bonjour my Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs Hope y'all are having a Wonderful #WagonWednesday C'mon and shake your Money Makers
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hola my Feral Felines and Dirty... Let's get Our Adorable @kayleealice.bsky.social to hit 2K Only 40 to go *BUT PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL 🤗🫶😜
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well crush my beans for a belated brew... #coffeewithiris ☕🫘🫶🫠
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you see this, Post Green Art 🎨🖌️💚
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumnal Feels for #AlexAsks The season of Misty Mornings and Warm Woolies.... Also known as FALL...to you knees, The Season of Sweatpants 🥵🍁💦
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People we need to stick together and act up on this lesser developed human prototype... Poor James @jaylp1992 feels like a victim... What a Cunt! I will stand by @katzkorner.bsky.social and @dukewinter.bsky.social to eradicate this Cancerous Lump on the Anus of Humanity from all Social Media 🤬
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yo Yo! Hola my Feral Felines and Dirty Dawgs... This is worthy of a Celebration 🎉 Go show @iconic-g.bsky.social Some Love or even get those Numbers higher
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh what is this? Yummy Cummy Tummy for you to lap up...😜😋🫶🫠 Enjoy #TummyTuesday 🤗
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are adjourning this meeting due to the needs of Human Resources headed by the Good Sir #AlexAsks on 'Business Attire' If you require my briefs 🩲 don't hesitate to like and comment 😜🫶🫠
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why wasn't I awoken like this?... You could Rock out with my Cock out 🫠🫶💦🤗🥵
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let's get this Cancerous Lump on the Anus of Humanity off all Social Platforms people 😡
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image And I know this covers all three groups 😜🫶💦
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Rock girl Sally @rockgirlsally77.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rock girl Sally @rockgirlsally77.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂. Ი ᰍ ݃ ݁ᣟ݂ @softandsinful.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
happy Brookey with her ladybug friend!
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݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓮𝔂. Ი ᰍ ݃ ݁ᣟ݂ @softandsinful.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy Brookey today 🩷🥰
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_unholy_plans_ @variantxtra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nothing to see here Just your self acclaimed.... "Tart in a Tub" 🛁🫧 Showing off for this #MonochromeMonday And this is one of my Favourite Pics 🖤🩶🤍🫠🫶
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