arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 13/07/2026( a dirty dog's laugh. ) now, the amount o' times i've heard that . . . okay. stand back now. here you . . . GO! 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 13/07/2026that's 'cos you ain't doin' it right. lemme. 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i think it's high time we all started learnin' less 'bout each other. 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 20/06/2026snoring loudly in his rocking chair, dozing in the afternoon sun like an old cat. his face is covered by his hat, but it's a weak shield from the barrage coming out of his mouth. sometimes he murmurs. nonsense, mostly. 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 08/03/2026( and how could an old cowpoke say no to a face like that? ) ay . . . órale. well, ma'am, lemme at least find us a room or somethin'. ain't right, lettin' a nice señorita like y'self layabout out in the sand. there's a motel not far from here, i reckon. 'bout . . . eight-'n'-half miles that-a-way. 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 06/03/2026( a little smile. ) yeah. i guess you will. still, i dunno, ma'am . . . i ain't sure you want a shaggy ol' dog like *me*. y' better off wi' one o' the richer, fancier men out there. 100
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arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 14/02/2026( considering. ) alright. but not out here. lady like you deserves somethin' nicer. 'sides, you'll learn real fast, sand gets *everywhere*. an' i mean *everywhere*. 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 06/02/2026aw, well. i ain't no prude, ma'am. sure i screwed enough folk in my time. thing is, they ain't usually so nice *and* pretty at the same time like you is. 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 05/02/2026y' laughin'. i'm askin' what's a thot an' y' laughin'. 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 05/02/2026naw! naw. you don't gotta do any o' that. i mean, i'm old enough t' be y' papa. i heard a whole lot worse in the wasteland. . . . what's a thot? 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 05/02/2026( he smiles too, tries to hide it by dipping the brim of his hat and covering his eyes. ) don't i know it. 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 05/02/2026oh, sure is. sometimes. 'pends on the people involved, i guess. just wasn' expectin' that from a pretty lil' vault dweller like you, 's all. 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 04/02/2026it's, uh . . . sure is awful forward, ma'am. 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 31/01/2026that's a relief. 'cos i thought you was gon' say you just stole 'em or somethin'. where is that ranger? he owes me a pack o' seventh stars, i tell y'. 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 30/01/2026||: yea i gotta ask what would/does "only one account per person counts" even actually mean? do THEY get to pick the account? thats so funny 010
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 30/01/2026( climbing down a ladder: ) *al-right*, kim-girl, that there's the last o' them improvements t' your radio tower. she's gon' pur like a kitty who done got the roach. awful nice o' those folk to offer you all these materials f' free. where'd you say you got 'em from again? @warriorblood.bsky.social 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 26/01/2026i ain't never heard o' no talkin' sea-creature that ain't! 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 25/01/2026yeah, y' gotta be *real* careful with them mirelurks. never know what they're gonna do next. 010
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 25/01/2026same old same old, kid. y' makin' any new friends? 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 15/01/2026well, i try my darndest. here. lemme give y' a leg up . . . 000
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 02/01/2026lemme give you a hand up, miss maclean. she's a lot sweet from up top. 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 01/01/2026cooper howard? naw. man's too clean t' be a real cowboy. never seen a picture that don't look fake. she's as real as the days is long. an' . . . ( he leans in; ariel whinnies, standing tall and proud, eyeing lucy carefully. ) she says she'd love t' have y'. she likes it when she gets fussed o'er. 110
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 01/01/2026be my pleasure, ma'am. ( he tips the brim of his hat. ) m' horse, 'course. what's a cowboy without a horse? ( he whistles. ) ariel! here girl! ( the mare comes clip-clopping, whinnying, shaking her head. he buries his head in the arc of her neck. ) now you be real good, 'kay? we got a guest. 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 01/01/2026( the cowboy smirks, then laughs. ) guess all that learnin' paid off. you're one *smooth talker*, ma'am. you lookin' f' a lift? 110
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 01/01/2026now what's a nice vault dweller like you doin' round these parts? 100
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 30/12/2025doc i think we gotta sound them there alarms. 110
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 15/12/2025well, uh . . . i don't think my, er, pardner would take kindly t' that. 110
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 15/12/2025naw, naw, she's done given me this *script* t' say, questions t' make 'er look good 'n' all 'o' that. i gotta stick t' that . . . 010
arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · 15/12/2025i can't get this darn tarnation thing to work. lucy, take a look at this gizmo for me. is she speakin'? i can't hear a thing. am i live? lucy, can these people hear me? it's blinkin' at me somethin' fierce. 120
