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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Y'know what's fun about being a mage? If you're the smaller one of the group, you can shrink EVERYONE down to the size of a tic-tac. Then you can FLATTEN 'em to the diameter of a dime by sitting on 'em. ...my poor friends can't go ONE day without being smooshed.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"What's up?" Bluesky asks... What's up is me blocking the blue sky. AND your sunlight. And this is the bottom of my shoe rapidly coming DOWN.

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Tali @talidraws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Any zone around the big deer is a 'no fly zone' something some people have to learn the hard way~ 🍑🖐️✨ Comm for @vaporisuseless.bsky.social

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Macro deer causing massive tsunamis and rip currents near your state all because he wanted to cannonball into the ocean-

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The amount of clothes I have to go through with this damn thing... That's the problem with being a giant like myself. NOTHING FITS.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Y'know somethin'? I've always wondered how it'd go if Tali's Goldie and SD's sona (AJ) ever met...

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Us bucks are known to shed antlers in the winter. It's as easy as just ripping it off and tossing it in the city. Not sorry for the property damage, by the way. YEARS from now, future civilizations will gather around it and see it as another wonder of the world.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Torrential rain in the area? Sorry...I got done washing my hands in the nearest waterfall. There wasn't any towels, so...your city looked like a nice placr to fling the water off to.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

OOC: Apologies if I seem inactive on this account here and there. I usually can't think of anything hot to post sometimes.💧

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Nothing's more fun than peeking into a skyscraper and seeing what's going on inside...even more fun is when you give it a shake for a scare. OR... *drops pants*...

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

You ever get so fed up with someone that you wanna just shrink 'em down and turn them into a vibrating plug? ...on my 9th one as we speak.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Messing around with the planets like they're Fushigi balls because I'm an asshole like that. ✨️

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Traveling from country to country can be such a pain in the ass when you've got the Navy Seals and Coast Guard constantly attacking you while you're walking across the ocean. ...every single one meets my fingertips. Whether that be CRUSHED or flicked half the world away.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Normalize giving all your palm-sized pals a hard...HARD time on a daily basis. I don't make the rules, I just follow them to the utmost T.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Had a thought last night... Continuing on the trend of wearing Greco-Roman attire that @sizabledanger.hyper.wang suggested a while ago. Got me up in the stormclouds throwing it back, and every time it claps? A lightning bolt erupts out from below. Gotta give Zeus a run for his money.⚡️

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

People are gonna think it's about to pour rain whenever they hear thunder in the sky. Nope...just 2 giants appreciating a beautifully crafted spectacle.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

About to give a new meaning to 'the shot heard 'round the world' multiple times when one of my giant buds spank this titanic tush multiple times.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Sometimes when I hear a nice pop rockin' banger like Someday (Glass Tiger), I get an urge...an urge to SING! ...of course, if I'm singing, EVERYONE in the country hears it whether they like it or not. Not like they can drown it out...a giant's voice carries from the east to the west coast.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

How do I win every argument? Grab them by their shirt and dangle them over my front or backside. OR threaten to wallop them against either side until they admit I'm right OR let me get my way. Why else do I get the AUX cord/Bluetooth pairing for every road trip?

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Thunder and earthquakes? But there's not a dark cloud in the sky! Where could it be coming fr- ...oh wait. It's just me throwing it back to spite everyone down there.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

All these damned bots liking my posts need to experience a five finger complaint letter from this easily irritable giant buck. My fist ----> Whatever scummy HQ they reside at.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Comparing your girth size to the tallest buildings in the world is the biggest ego boost ever imaginable when you're bigger than all of 'em on a horny day. Even moreso when you realize that you can just knock it down like a Jenga tower with one side swipe of the dong.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

This baby can fit just about anything inside it OR demolish just about anything too. -Toys -People (Smart OR stupid) -Buildings -Airplanes -Cars -Busses -National Landmarks -Rockets Basically either you, anything that makes anything convenient for you OR gives you the slightest sense of joy.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Sometimes I'll be grabbing my phone from my pocket and some loose change will fall out. Don't gotta worry about people stealing it since the last thing they see before they perish is a giant, metal portrait of Lincoln or Washington about to crush everything within a whateverthefuck-mile radius.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

People say that flying is the quickest form of transportation? Me? All it takes is a couple steps and I'm in a completely different continent. ...not apologizing for those Grand Canyon sized footprints, by the way. Deal with it.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Hey, hey...got a joke for you. What's a giant's favorite food? MACRO-NI HA. Alright, shut up and get back in my underwear.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

OOC: So many legends in the last couple of days... 👀

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Waterfalls make for nice sinks...cleaning my hands of any leftover micros left on them. And the best part? If it's a tourist attraction, you can splash EVERYONE with an ABUSIVE amount of water. What're they gonna do about it? Screw 'em.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Hmmm...I wonder if there's any fellow macros out there who'd enjoy atomizing an entire city with me...

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Inside me, there are 2 wolves. ...they got cocky when they saw a dorky, nerdy deer, so I scooped them up, dropped my pants + undies and gave them a new home. You can connect the dots.

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Merric @squirrelsized.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"DAMNIT, DANA, IT'S 2:40 ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON!!" Priscilla's the personal assistant to a ratwoman CEO at a major pharmaceutical company. Normally, this involves keeping things running smoothly for the most powerful woman in the world! However, her boss has a...unique sense of humor~

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Vero @bigandbowtied.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

A perfect perch for such a tiny wolf.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Helicopters...I swear, they're like gnats. One flies by your ear and you end up whacking yourself against the face. Makes them so much more satisfying to catch and pulverize between your fingertips. Right down to the last 'MAYDAY!!'.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Yo. *TAP TAP TAP* Oh, calm down, you bunch of crybabies. Jesus, you act like the Empire State Building is made of Elmer's glue and popsicle sticks. Anyway...found a pair of khakis that finally fit. Do they make my ass look fat? Oh yeah, I ripped the roof off a clothing store and stole 'em. Why?

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

One caveat about being a macro? You can never can get through a SINGULAR day without this titanic tush colliding into SOMETHING that's well worth over 5 or 6 digits. ...not really my problem, though. I've gotten desensitized to it.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

By rules of the new apartment complex, I'm no longer allowed to blast 80's pop...as every time I shake my hips, it causes the whole complex to rock around violently. ...and by international law too, since it causes the earth to slightly shift away from its gravitational pull from the sun.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Imagine being sat on by a deer that's 100x your size, and the mere moment it goes completely dark, all you see are the words: GAME OVER

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

To NASA, the solar system is a gorgeous, beautiful spectacle. All the planets are bigger than anything anyone has ever seen before. Truly, a celestial, galactic work of art. ...to me, just thread some string through all of them and it's another set of anal beads for my black hole buck butt.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

People know about the old stereotype of us deer being easy targets for hunters... Yeah right. Tell that to the numerous pickup trucks I've stomped on and hunters I've had to pick off my palms and khakis. Your camouflage sucks by the way. Hope you saved that receipt from Bass Pro Shops.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

OOC: Don't be afraid to come into my DMs to say hello! I'm not always a prick like I portray myself, I'm always down to talk! Whether on here or discord (ask for it), I'm open to talk about any sort of comm ideas, OCs or such. ✨️

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Undies with the words: PUBLIC ENEMY #1 With arrows pointing to this massive deerriere after its left a fresh dual crater where civilization used to be. ...yup, that's another comm idea for me.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

*destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *destroys your city* *doesn't apologize for it*

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Dr.ThiccBuns COMMISSIONS CLOSED @wilsonbunnycake.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bottom exposed 🍑💦💦😚 Shaded Commission done for @vaporisuseless.bsky.social

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Last thing the whole civilization sees before it turns into a ghost town.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

You haven't lived life to the fullest unless you've taken in a phallic shaped skyscraper all the way down to the first floor. People are gonna wonder why it's 1:32 PM AND dark outside.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This ass causes earthquakes on the higher end of the Richter scale whenever I sit down.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I have very specific tastes in humor. Always down for a watch party with some small pals.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Oh, dude...was that YOUR multi-million dollar skyscraper? Sucks...now it's a multi-million pile of ashes and debris. Keep it the hell out of my path next time. Maybe I won't hip check it.

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*mega mushroom sfx* 🦌 @vaporisuseless.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

i made a vaporwave (or mallsoft in this case) EP for the very first time. ✨️ youtu.be/uQQuT4ruCyc?...

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Music for Mall Bucks (Full EP)

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