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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 15h
do not ever trust blog posts from a bitch who takes band pictures like this for her middle school black metal project 🙄
a picture of me circa 2009, walking through snow covered woods with a big stupid stick in one hand. im wearing a stretched & likely ill-fitting black metal t-shirt and im very clearly not old enough to be using the internet
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 07/10/2026
dude kept asking me to bum a cig, i don't have any stop asking!!!!
a picture of a domesticated pigeon sitting on a wooden porch bannistera picture of a domesticated pigeon sitting on a wooden porch bannister, now looking at the cameraa selfie of me with said pigeon on my shoulder, both of us looking at the cameraa selfie of me with a pigeon on my shoulder, both of us looking at something out of frame
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 06/10/2026
been stuck at 99% with 1 byte remaining for over 48hrs im goin to k*ill myself
a screenshot from my torrent client, showing 1 byte remaining in a 7.56 gigabyte download
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 05/10/2026
a black & white psychological horror game that was entirely drawn by hand with pencil on paper, the picture vaguely reminded me of it but i'll be the first to admit that the connection is tenuous. i highly recommend Mundaun if that's your sort of thing though, truly excellent game!
a screenshot from the 2021 psychological horror game Mundauna screenshot from the 2021 psychological horror game Mundaun
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 05/10/2026
1997 mcdonald's ass poster
a screenshot from the IMDB page for the 1997 Gore Verbinski movie "MouseHunt". the poster largely features bright yellow and red colors and the trailer thumbnail frame is of Nathan Lane in a goofy chefs costume
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 03/10/2026
not a bad way to start off spooky season imo
my 4 recently reviewed movies on Letterboxd, which are: Send Help (2026), The Scooby-Doo Project (1999), American Psycho (2000), and Ready or Not 2 (2026)
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 02/10/2026
I started putting together Kodak Care Packages when covid first hit to hone my baking skills and help friends in need and I learned that I really enjoyed doing it! It's been a while since I've sent one out and I was grateful for the opportunity to get back to my roots 🧑‍🍳
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 25/09/2026
made an apple pie with my partner tonight and it looks so fuckin grand! 🥰✨
a picture of an apple pie with a golden brown sugar-crusted lattice topa picture of the aforementioned pie but from a top-down perspective
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 23/09/2026
it'll never not be wild to me that these movies were directed by the same guy
theatrical poster for the 2004 buddy cop comedy film "Starsky & Hutch"theatrical poster for the 2019 psychological drama film "Joker"
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 19/09/2026
gamer dog vs. max chill cat: who wins?? 🤔
a tricolor cavalier king charles spaniel laying on a bed in front of a desktop computer, his front paws are laying on a wireless keyboard and he's looking back at the cameraa ragdoll cat laying on a couch, splayed out in a way where her soft lil belly is exposed for pets
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 17/09/2026
i've baked literally half a dozen loaves of bread in the past week alone and im only just getting started 🍞
a bathroom mirror selfie of the one and only vaporbabe (me), I'm wearing a flour-dusted apron over my outfit
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 15/09/2026
sorry for all the Kodie spam lately but here's a slow-mo vid I took of him jumping up & down for his red frisbee
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 13/09/2026
POV: u found a dog to pet
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 10/09/2026
me when i uhhh me hwen i freaking drink too much damn coffee!!!!!
a low-to-the-ground picture of a tricolor cavalier king charles spaniel, his face resembling a deer in the headlights with his mouth agape and eyes wide
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 10/09/2026
i tend to doubt/regret just about every choice I make in life but investing in a 14tb external hard drive at the end of 2021 might've be one of the best financial decisions I've ever made
a screenshot of my Newegg order history showing the purchase of a 14tb external hard drive for $191 on 12/30/21a screenshot from Newegg showing how much it would cost to buy the same aforementioned 14tb external hard drive now, which is $659
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 09/09/2026
here's a clump of grass clippings i found that looks like a bird
a compacted mass of grass clippings that looks vaguely like a bird with its wings outstretched
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 09/09/2026
@frottingchrist.bsky.social very sly of you to try sliding into my spam inbox like that!
a very obvious spam email with the subject line "Elliana dreams of doing bdsm."
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 04/09/2026
some of the questions on here are truly wild to me but boy did they have my fuckin number mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
my results from the dialect map web site, saying that I talk most like someone from Connecticut (with a 57% match rate)
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 03/09/2026
it's been one hell of a week,folks
my last 4 reviewed movies on Letterboxd, which are: The Neon Demon (2016), Inside (2007), The Pink Panther (2006), and Parting Glances (1986)
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 31/08/2026
It is Time To Go Back To Bed
another picture of a sleepy ragdoll cat on a blanket, tummy almost fully exposed for pets
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 31/08/2026
this is your almost-8am-snoozy-cat wake up call
a ragdoll cat snoozing soundly on top of a blanketa close-up shot of the aforementioned ragdoll cat's sleepy little face, my hand is at the left of the frame giving her gentle pets
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 24/08/2026
i wasn't fuckin around btw, rosemary/garlic sourdough has now been added to my inventory
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 18/08/2026
IT'S HAPPENING
a screenshot from the 1995 point-and-click adventure horror game "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 15/08/2026
somehow never noticed that the person on the cover is smokin a fat fuckin blunt, hell yeah
album art for Warp Records' 1992 IDM compilation "Artificial Intelligence", which features a 3D rendered scene of a person lounging back in a red sofa seat in front of a stereo systema zoomed-in crop of the aforementioned album art with a yellow circle + exclamation points centered around the person's hand, highlighting what appears to be a long blunt or joint
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 31/07/2026
why does the Benelux Union's logo look like it's a blood pressure medication
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 25/07/2026
been finally getting back into making music and it's been really great, here's a clip of a remix I just finished up for @hellvalleyskytrees.bsky.social!
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 24/07/2026
lmao she thinks it's a real window, fuckin idiot 🤣
a ragdoll cat pawing at a faux window frame that contains a photograph of a coastal vista a ragdoll cat pawing at a faux window frame that contains a photograph of a coastal vista
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 22/07/2026
firmware upgrade successful after having to sift through some bogus driver downloads, currently running HangingOut() and PorchLife() protocols with high levels of success
a tricolor cavalier king charles spaniel sitting outside on a porch in a green iron rocking chair with a striped cushion, smiling big and looking at the camera
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 22/07/2026
agreed to look after the little prince for my parents while they're out of the state for a few days but NOBODY told me he was going to get stuck in a recursive goblin_mode runtime loop and now i need to reinstall all of his firmware patches one-by-one to reboot completely....... 🙄😒
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 20/07/2026
this shit was so fuckin good and realizing it's from the same director as Noroi/Senritsu Kaiki Kowasugi series after the fact was a huge 😲💡 moment
theatrical poster for the 2025 paranormal folk horror film "Kinki" by director Koji Shiraishi
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 19/07/2026
track #7 is called "Nine", this shit fuckin sucks
screenshot from a mobile media player, the song playing is "Nine" by Autechre which is track #7 on their album Amber
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 18/07/2026
the sex album in question:
the 1994 children's album "Bananaphone" by seminal recording artist Raffi
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 17/07/2026
was so sure that the album art for 'ALLELUJAH! DON'T BEND! ASCEND! had to be Something Important given GY!BE's overt political leanings but after a half hour of infosearching I realized that nope, it's just some abandoned building off the side of a desert highway in California
album art for the 2012 album "'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!" by Canadian post-rock collective Godspeed You! Black Emperor. it features a grainy black & white photograph of what appears to be an abandoned cube-shaped structure in the middle of the desert. a screenshot from Google Earth streetview showing the same abandoned structure from the aforementioned album art, located in Death Valley, California
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 13/07/2026
it's tough to put into words just how phenomenal "Good Boy" (2025) is, so here are some screenshots that hopefully get the message across
a screenshot from "Good Boy" (2025) that features Indy (a Nova Scotia duck tolling retriever) sitting on top of a classic red barn style dog house in the rain, a warm spotlight illuminating hima screenshot from "Good Boy" (2025) that features Indy in the foreground looking up past the camera, a retro style black & white TV with text on the screen is just behind hima screenshot from "Good Boy" (2025) that features Indy in a run-down woodland cemetery, a bleak greyness pervades the entire shot a screenshot from "Good Boy" (2025) that features the aforementioned dog house uprooted and on its side in front of red house nestled in the woods
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 11/07/2026
don't fuckin get it twisted!!!!!!! (for the record I didn't consent to being on a christian label, they lowkey stole my music and printed it, i had to effectively beg them for a single artist's copy when i found out many years later)
a screenshot from Metal-Archives that reads: "Though the split was released on a Christian label, [redacted] is NOT a Christian project."
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 09/07/2026
👍
a screenshot from Spider-Noir featuring Nicolas Cage with a silly bug-eyed look on his face, the subtitles read "Opium?"
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 02/07/2026
metal vocals
a riff on the IQ Bell Curve meme: at the lower end of the curve, the caption reads "ooooh scary:) why are they so angry all the time tho??"; in the middle of the curve, the caption reads "harsh vocals are as valid as clean singing and should be equally respected as another form of genuine artistic expression"; at the upper end of the curve, the caption reads "ooooh scary:) why are they so angry all the time tho??"
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 26/06/2026
BREAKING 🚨: Kodie got a haircut today
a tricolor cavalier king charles spaniel sitting upright on a sofa chair looking above the camera, his normally long coat of fur now cut short and soft
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 26/06/2026
a question as old as time itself
a screenshot from the 2005 PS2 horror game "Haunting Ground", prompting the user if they want to "Enter the hole?" (Y/N?)
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 25/06/2026
nobody wants to work anymore!!!
a picture of a grey/black spotted cat with a white belly lying on his side on a wooden floor
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 22/06/2026
facing off against a weird little tube monster freak
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 16/06/2026
real puppy hours starts NOW
a picture of a tricolor cavalier king charles spaniel laying on a grey sofa, tongue hanging out of his mouth and smiling
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 11/06/2026
finally checking out the copy of Myst I found at a Goodwill years ago for $1. i know I could easily download a bundled DOSbox version online somewhere but a voice inside me keeps screaming "NO YOU RUN THE DISC IN A VIRTUAL MACHINE LIKE GOD INTENDED"
a picture of a disc copy of the 1993 game Myst, user manual and everything
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 01/06/2026
stacking these apps on top of each other has caused irredeemable chaos for me when i either want to check the weather or check my friend's movie reviews and my brain immediately says "look for the gay icon"
a screenshot from my home screen that shows the Wunderground app directly above the Letterboxd app, both of whose icons vaguely bear rainbow colors if you don't look too closely
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 20/05/2026
American Football Finds Coffin Rock
album art for American Football's 4th LP, features dark motion-blurred silhouettes of barren trees against a deep blood-red sky with a small orange dot of a sun looming above thema portion of the box art for the 2017 Bloober game "Blair Witch", featuring the silhouette of a man with his dog walking away from the camera down a forested trail, surrounded by dark tree silhouettes on either side against a deep blood-red sky
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 12/05/2026
old me (horny, flirtatious): ugh need someone to do this to me present day me (dead sober serious): ugh need someone to do this to me
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 09/05/2026
maybe im just a curmudgeon but i cannot imagine a worse social experience than whatever this shit is
screenshot from the Netflix homepage advertizing some new party game with the description "Grab your phone and find your funniest friends to throw down in the ultimate meme-making party game. Whose twisted GIF creations with reign supreme?"
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 03/05/2026
pictured: Nintendo HQ
a picture of Weenie Hut Jr's
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 27/04/2026
here's a pic of my family's dog that my dad sent me today
a picture of a tricolor cavalier king charles spaniel looking at the camera with a deer-in-the-headlights look on his face
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vaporbabe 🍞🛢️ @vaporbabe.filthandbugs.com · 26/04/2026
new reaction image concept:
a picture of a loaf of white bread with a transparent background
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