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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Got too much attention on a tweet, any recommendations for erasing your entire digital footprint?

Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The office secretary has explained the concept of "Grogu, like a sort of baby Yoda" for the seventh time today and it has weaved the fraying edges of my sanity into a weapon to be used against me.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

We should make lunchables that are more toxic

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Training your personal bluesky algorithm is really running the razor edge between shit posting lefties and orange-man-bad Facebook posts.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

As you may know, the horse is the enemy of the rat!

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 19/01/2024

Who up loving wokeness

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 08/01/2024

Fully broke my Twitter addiction a while back and just glanced at the TL out of curiosity and holy shit that site is bad

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

It's called Legends of the Guardians: Owls of Ga'hoole. It's easy to remember. Close your phone and repeat this from memory in two minutes, I'm sure you'll get it

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20/12/2023

Love Songs xkcd.com/2870

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 09/12/2023

Made one good joke at the house party, gotta leave now while everyone thinks I'm cool

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

I desperately want to be a playlist guy but it is time to face facts: I will forever be an album man, watching everyone else have fun from outside as I mutter "the artist knows the best way to enjoy their art" again and again until I crumble to dust.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 30/11/2023

I run too much TTRPG to have a Spotify wrapped that's allowed to see the light of day, I fear

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

Don't worry, I'm sure you're pissing blood in the way that's actually fine for you.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

I can count to 30 without getting bored

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

just auditioned for old sheldon and they said i had to condemn hamas

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

good horror is when the turtle fight the spider

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Finally deleted Twitter because I had gazed too long into the abyss so I'm back here gazing into a slightly different abyss!

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 22/10/2023

Just booked a wedding after party venue that scheduled our tour during a wake for a baby!

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

I don't think we should trust anyone who venerates the musical career of Max Rebo.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

Posting videos of the conflict with a blue check account is war profiteering, actually

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

Just woke up from a dream where I spent a full week of my life posting fan cams for a celebrity named Scloonze Cackley.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

I have been permanently banned from the Brigham Young campus library for muttering about the Ted Kaczynski Memorial Spelling Bee. :(

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

Inventing a drinking game called Ted Kaczynski Memorial Spelling Bee and hanging out on college campuses just kind of muttering about it anytime someone walks near me.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Shit! The emergency test activated the virus the global elite hid in my vaccine and now I'm quirked up!

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 25/09/2023

I always thought that making my MK Ultra activation phrase something as stupid as "the content industry" was kind of a waste but it's looking like I'm going to be a major problem for Variety soon.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

Sorry, dude, I'm actually reveling tonight. I'm cavorting with the boys. We're jubilant. The vibe is raucous.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Just made up a guy and holy shit dude I'm SO scared of him. I'm really freaking out

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

Seeing "effective altruist" in the bio is the biggest rush you can get when your hobby is finding fucked up little weirdos saying shit they should have kept to themselves.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

"I'm the most unhinged man alive", I whisper to myself in Fred Meyer's as my brain floods with the dopamine from railing the sent of a Bronzed Fireplace Tuscany candle.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

Vape theft should be a capital offense.

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

Ask yourself: am I the sort of person Rudy Giuliani would call up as a henchman?

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

I could reply so much worse than any blue check

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Vape Thief @vapethief.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

First day on blue sky, I'm sure it's a normal one

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