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Vape Kid Jr

@vapekidjr.bsky.social
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Drag King, puppet guy Lady in my spare time.

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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My puppet Courtney vs the 3D model I made of him. Never underestimate a drag king in a mission (check out my original puppet in the replies)
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
In this house we believe that Aragorn was a lesbian, Frodo was a lesbian, and Gimley was a big fucking dyke.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I don’t know which white people need to hear this (I can think of one) Gentrification bad.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This is how I plan my numbers.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
How come the homies never hold my hand? Just trying to get my hand held at the event.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Yall ever feel like a straight man trapped in a trans woman’s body?
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
ISO: a 10 foot woman who will put me in her pocket.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I try not to be angry at petty things. It is too easy in nightlife to be mad at a guy for something stupid. I draw the line at embezzling from my show and dumping your work on other trans women.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I update my girls when I’m lactating. They call me Live Leaks.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Instagram should let Trans women post hog on story. Our hog our choice.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Don’t take this the wrong way but the operating room makes me soo hungry. Hour 2 and I need a Luna Bar.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Why are you stinking up the bathroom? This place is for crying. You’re nasty.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Mx Nobody is my favorite sports anime.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Tony soprano loves birds. If he was birds, maybe he could heal. The first time we see him kill he scares a flock of birds away. They have condemned him.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Twink death is inevitable. Either by age, transition, or my hands.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You’ll catch more flies with shit than honey.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I didn’t think the pewee doc would get me to sob like this. That’s papa, pewee, Paul, I love you with everything in me.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Negotiated severance with my company if I train a replacement. In September of 2026 I will quit my job and swap to fulltime creative work+ part time bs work. I am scared of falling on my face but girl I’ve gotta shoot my shot.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I’ve seen men with head shapes you can’t imagine.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I lost feeling in my thumb mid show tonight. So you know I was cooking.
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Papa 9-1-1 @papa911.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Whatever happened to unethical monogamy?!
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My rack looking real nice lately. Ngl.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Low key drunk older cis women love to hit on me. They think I’m such a charming young man.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Somebody please cut my arm off. Puppets too big.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
My puppet drag musical premiers tonight. Pray for me.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This one may not make the cut for Instagram. But sometimes I gag myself with what I can salvage from a blurry phone picture.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Don’t tell nobody but lowkey love being a woman. I hit that estrogen and it’s awesome everytime. Bros don’t even know I’m ladymaxxing
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
When will one of you finally speak up about the dangers of subway surfing?
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Beau Elliott @beau-elliott.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Power and Humiliation
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Hey Siri *ahem* cures for having a big fat cock please.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It’s easy to be mad at bushwig. Harder to recognize some great artists earned their slots and just be happy for them.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The promo that always gets cooler but is never done.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I didn’t say this because I love and support aspiring puppeteers but yall gotta learn how to make a puppet lip synch before you just wave those things around.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
They don’t want you to know about this kinda thing.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A lot of my end of the drag freaks scene likes talk smack on the diva queens. But like guys. They’re pretty ladies. You’re not gonna convince me not to like pretty ladies.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Was helping my dad shower after surgery and found out he’s uncircumcised? Why did he do this to me?
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I like to think of myself as the Micheal Bay of Brooklyn drag. everything I make has confusing pacing and thinly veiled references to 9/11.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Please sign my petition to delay Pride for 6 months. Thank you.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Gay shotgun wedding “You got my son pregnant, *cocks gun* now you’re gonna make an honest woman out of him.”
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I am in a train car surrounded exclusively by beautiful women. What is god trying to tell me?
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Drag outdoors hitting kinda different. Sunlight makes drag look so crazy since we plan to be a little washed out by a spotlight
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Leaking some behind the scenes cuz im psyched about how this is turning out
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Drag got me experiencing parasocial relationships with people I actually know
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Gonna start doing astrology with conditions from the DSM
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Golden showers bring May flowers.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Bro, I’ll feed you cheeses they haven’t even named yet.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Big wife. Big tall wife. 7 foot wife.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Welcome to Surrealestate, Here we have a lovely 3 bedroom. Upstairs we have the basement, make 4 lefts in the hall and the kitchen is just through the window.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
As a trump supporter I feel very disappointed that he didn’t cancel drag race like promised.
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Vape Kid Jr @vapekidjr.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Content aware delete tool gone wrong
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