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The system is its own best explanation.

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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤌🤌🤌 "SpaceX’s Starlink constellation now has more than 11,000 satellites... Radars and telescopes routinely track thousands more pieces of space junk."
SpaceX’s Starlink constellation now has more than 11,000 satellites, about two-thirds of all active spacecraft in low-Earth orbit. Radars and telescopes routinely track thousands more pieces of space junk.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Product Preferences
Prefers specialized technical components for DIY electronics projects
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
turns out there is one kind of freedom sheeran cares about. his own
Bono said Sheeran asked him, “‘You’re not going to get me into politics, are you?'” Bono told the mag he replied, “‘This soldier who inspired us, he loved you Ed, and you’ve worked on this song’,” to which he said Sheeran responded, “‘Yeah, but I just want to keep my thing free.'”
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that's better than where I'm stuck: seven years old, because that's when D.A.R.Y.L. came out
poster for the movie "D.A.R.Y.L." with the taglines "He's smart, nice, liked by all. Why is he targeted for destruction?" and "He can't be kept a secret any longer". The poster shows a boy wearing a flight helmet and depicts an SR-71-like plane flying above the clouds
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ooh, they spelled the name of the state correctly. this one might stick
zoom in on Newsom's signature with "Governor of California" printed under it
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
zoom in on Schmitt with the caption "huehuehuehue"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unperjured. Hydrated. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Jack Smith drinking from a water bottle during his testimony today
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
first step, install someone else's self-driving system
After brainstorming at the ice cream shop, they decided to get a car and sent Gessler to rent a Toyota Corolla. They didn’t tell the rental car company they planned to hook chatbots up to the vehicle and drive it through an obstacle course. The team used Comma — an off-the-shelf system that allows users to install a self-driving system on unsupported cars — to get the car to communicate with a laptop running the LLMs. Comma had two cameras pointed at the road feeding data back to the Chatbot.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
remind me how to read one of these
Elon standing next to some human men. Elon has green lines added to show his angles
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Systems Bible says that's because the human desire and ability to reduce entropy has always been the limiting factor of systems.
FIRST PRINCIPLES
The sum total of problems facing the community has not
changed. They have merely changed their form and relative
importance. We require at this point a Definition:
Any state or condition of the Universe, or of any
portion of it, that requires the expenditure of human
effort or ingenuity to bring it into line with human
desires, needs, or pleasures is defined as an ANERGY-STATE.
ANERGY is measured in units of effort required to
bring about the desired change.
Now we are in position to state a Theorem of sweeping
generality:
The Total Amount Of Anergy In The Universe Is
Fixed.
This is known, naturally, as the Law of Conservation of
Anergy.
We offer without proof the following Corollary:
Systems Operate By Redistributing Anergy Into
Different Forms And Into Accumulations Of
Different Sizes.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
interview this morning. wish me luck
a baseball-style plastic hat with two Miller Lite cans mounted on it and connected by a tube to make a straw
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven't torrented a file… since 1984.
Christopher Walken as Vincenzo Coccotti in "True Romance"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
definitely how octogenarians text each other
A suggestion 4 Pres Trump: Since ur hearing frm Big Oil abt diesel prices & the problems w an embargo tell Big Oil 2reduce their prices 4 Americans/not charge global price This is an America 1st issue WHY B ENERGY INDEPENDENT IF WE AREN'T GOING 2USE IT WHEN WE NEED IT
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youyouyou boy
"IF YOU THINK YOU YOU [sic] KNOW EVERYTHING, THINK AGAIN" -- Deadline
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the classic bullet-riddled airplane used to demonstrate survivor bias
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
nope, just their usual advice for getting through their hiring filters
Andreessen Horowitz has a message for up-and-coming tech talent: Don't drop out of school to start a company; murder homeless people on the subway
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
nobody tell hegseth
“The internal tools are mostly just copies of the commercial stuff wearing lipstick,” a former senior US official familiar with the AI systems used by military and intelligence analysts.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
outstanding
Magic the Gathering card named "The Fantasticar, Made by Tesla", costs 3 colorless.

Legendary Artifact Vehicle

Flying, Haste

Self-Driving Mode -- Whenever The Fantasticar attacks, destroy target child. (A child is a 1/1 creature.)

At the beginning of your end step, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, destroy The Fantasticar and create four Junk tokens.

Crew 1
--

The artwork depicts a flaming Cybertruck with the Fantastic Four as passengers flying through the air between skyscrapers
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sucking Nazi Cock Construction
closeup of the logo on the cybertruck. it has some very pointy triangular buildings and reads "SNC CONSTRUCTION"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Now I have a machine gun. ho - ho - ho" from "Die Hard"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but

Its gonna get way worse

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hey-friend-listen-its-gonna-get-way-worse
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump shouting "WHO ARE YOU WITH?" at a kid mowing the White House lawn that no longer exists
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
an account with this avatar was just blocked
closeup of guy in the batman poster wearing some kind of leather hood with eyeglasses over it
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
yeah, electrek. weird how the rest of us knew that in 2017 when production-limited tesla was pretending to sell Model 3s that would someday "drive while you sleep"
screenshot of electrek headline from 1 May 2017 reading "Tesla Network: Elon Musk elaborates on autonomous ride-sharing, says will eventually be cheaper than public transport"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
huh
the "Are Jews White?" poll from twitter changed to ask "Are Tesla owners racist shithead enablers?"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how to spot the post-heil teslas
Image says "If their Tesla looks like this, they bought it after this". The image of the Tesla is the 2025 Tesla Model Y, highlighting the distinctive brake light which extends across the width of the car, and the headlight which also extends across the width of the car. 

At the bottom of the image is Elon Musk delivering a Nazi salute on January 20, 2025. This is the event that a person who purchased a 2025 Model Y would have purchased their car after.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"A Nazi flag, held aloft in an American arena, at a state-sanctioned athletic event… There is no context that softens it and no promotional framing that excuses it. It deserves condemnation, plain and without hesitation… Anyone in combat sports who cannot say that much has told you who they are."
Stop on that one. A Nazi flag, held aloft in an American arena, at a state-sanctioned athletic event, in 2026. There is no context that softens it and no promotional framing that excuses it. It deserves condemnation, plain and without hesitation, from every promoter, every commission, every network, every sponsor, and every fighter in this business. Anyone in combat sports who cannot say that much has told you who they are.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
don't know why he bothered, I'm sure he's already drowning in it
"Whether they want to admit it or not, many women have always been attracted to bad boys and risk-takers,
" said Jordi Hays, a co-host of
the technology industry talk show TBPN. "I can't think of any archetype of man that fits that description more today than capital allocators that put it all on the line every day in the markets."
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
google is fascist-enabling trash
screenshot of google maps showing "Lake America" instead of Lake Ontario
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
maybe if the big tech companies hadn't accepted "Gulf of America" it wouldn't be news but the way things have been going...
screenshot of Apple Maps showing the "Gulf of America"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
glad I'm not rich enough to have watches I can't wear or cars I can't drive
Others suggest they’re a good option for people in watch-crime hot spots such as London or Milan, where it’s too dangerous to wear the real deal out in the open. The preferred approach is to lock the genuine article in a safe at home and strap a replica to your wrist when out in public. In this manner, the super clone morphs into some form of luxury decoy or insurance policy.

This works in the art world, where billionaires are urged not to display real Monets on yachts, and among the very highest echelons of classic car collecting, where insurers would rather you don’t take your $50 million Ferrari on the racetrack. In both cases, an exact replica can be a sensible solution.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
✂
the "Supertroopers" shenanigans scene, with the guys saying "But our ritualistic genital mutilations are cheeky and fun."
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#AutoParkWorkingFlawlessly
two panel comic

the top shows a row of nine urinals, all but one of them available, with a man using the second one from the left as another man walks into the restroom from the right side

the bottom shows that the second man to walk in has bypassed all of the other open urinals to use the one next to the man who was already there
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this is why we have to keep girls out of boys' sports
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
tough crowd
two screenshots of Pitchfork side by side.
"$tarface" by Tyga has a 0.0 rating
"We are Charlie Kirk" by some AI has a 0.7 rating
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"But if I go, you go. Right?"
screenshot of skeet by John Hudson @johnphudson.bsky.social

Asked why reporters had been instructed to lower the window shades on the plane, Trump said that it was “because you’re probably on a dangerous flight." 

“But if I go, you go. Right?" Trump added “Perhaps someday you want to change professions”
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
choose your fighter
an airline catering cart
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
✍️💉
famous quote tweet of Nancy Mace that read "That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch" crudely photoshopped to read "That's a lot of ink you nasty ass bitch"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ok but
screenshot of skeet by John Hudson @johnphudson.bsky.social

Asked why reporters had been instructed to lower the window shades on the plane, Trump said that it was “because you’re probably on a dangerous flight." 

“But if I go, you go. Right?" Trump added “Perhaps someday you want to change professions”
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
a framed advertisement from the early 20th century for Cycles Terrot, depicting a woman riding between tracks into a tunnel ahead of a train coming after her while she gives it a rude gesture
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
as I like to remind people, Elon admitted this himself all the way back in 2018: "When there is a serious accident, almost always – in fact, maybe always, the case that it is an experienced user and the issue is more one of complacency. Like, they get too used to it."
screenshot from https://seekingalpha.com/article/4169027-tesla-tsla-q1-2018-results-earnings-call-transcript

"Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, Inc.

...so people know exactly what autopilot safety is. Is it getting better? Or is it getting worse?

And one of the common misimpressions is that when there is, say, a serious accident on autopilot, people for some reason think that – or some of the articles think that it's because the driver thought the car was fully autonomous and it wasn't, and we somehow misled them into thinking it was fully autonomous. It is the opposite case.

When there is a serious accident, almost always – in fact, maybe always, the case that it is an experienced user and the issue is more one of complacency. Like, they get too used to it. That tends to be more of an issue. It is not a lack of understanding of what autopilot can do. It's actually thinking they know more about autopilot than they do, like quite a significant understanding of it, but (01:08:36)."
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
catering guy when he was late for the next plane
Yeah. Sorry. I got a hop-on.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"im not owned!  im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and hide in a catering cart
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
what, exactly, can be made from regolith?
wikipedia chart of "Composition of Lunar Soil" showing approximately 
Oxygen: 42%
Silicon: 21%
Iron: 12%
Calcium: 8%
Aluminum: 7%
Magnesium: 6%
Other: 4%
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it you cannot use it.” -- Ursula K. Le Guin, "The Dispossessed"
The knobby baby stood up. His face was a glare of sunlight and anger. His diapers were about to fall off. “Mine!” He said in a high, ringing voice. “Mine sun!”

“It is not yours,” the one-eyed woman said with the mildness of utter certainty. “Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it you cannot use it.” And she picked the knobby baby up with gentle hands and set him aside, out of the square of sunlight.
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"I don't get it. Why are they confessing?"

"They're not confessing."

"They're bragging."
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
a mannequin head wearing a double-billed baseball cap that reads "I'm their leader. Which way did they go?"
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
you're not going to believe it, but this guy doesn't know how to paint a pool
John J. Cafaro with a date at some Trump party. He's wearing something like a red velour suit jacket and chewing an unlit cigar
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
if you have a problem, if others could probably help, if you don't really mind whether it gets solved, maybe you can hire
closeup of the "B-STAFF" logo on the side of the van
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phantazach 🎃💀 @vantazach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Please brake and enter."
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