Sign in

elite beasts

@vanley.bsky.social
163 followers 118 following 5.8K posts

cazzy / 27 / any 「勇気。勇気、爆発だ。」 🔞content warning for NSFW mostly OC, FFXIV & misc stuff. i draw sometimes. i love the frontlines torture nexus icon by @katasterismoi.moe

PostsRepliesMedia
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 17h
OMG THAT
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 19h
realized i never posted this on here. my old gay fuck
020
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have gotten to used to seeing porn ads on whatever japanese website i go on (even on dictionary websites in middle of class) but i have no words for this one. and they will not stop showing it to me. Please Help.
000
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
google dot com what does it mean when you consistently get ads of a scruffy harpy man laying eggs and whatever you do it will always show up on every website even though the website had nothing to do with it and u keep seeing scruffy harpy man laying eggs with a rather salacious expression
210
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
unfortunately i have houses to log in for otherwise i wouldve stayed unsubbed and jumpscared myself for evercold
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my ffxiv sub is running out and i did not turn biffy back to viera im crying
110
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gameplay loop of fucking despair (my 5 billion fucking turns thats somehow still not enough to satisfy the chuddies with enough support points to recruit them because they all fucking HATE ME) vs. Gameplay loop of Joy and whimsy (i am farming)
000
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i am speaking this fondly of honogurashi because fefw was driving me a little crazy gameplay wise but thats ok thats why we take #gamerbreaks
100
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
its surprising in so many ways.... i found myself resonating a lot with this one character in a way that distressed me the same way notogin did in caligula2 and that is a lot to take in LMAO But wow i love this game. i absolutely recommend it if you enjoy life sims of any kind
000
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i love games that are a bit clunky and rough around the edges gameplay wise (i keep eating the fucking gifts im trying to give to people SHDKJDSKJS) but have an amazing story and characters. such a gentle, kind story imo. i wasnt expecting this from a game labeled horror either
100
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
finally beat honogurashi no niwa / village in the shade in JPN. i will still be playing to do all bond events and then return back to fe but this is the video game of all fucking time to me. genuinely what a beautiful game 😭💖
130
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
enjoy this too i think LOL.
110
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TAKING NOTES THANK YOU It always looked really cool so i was curious about it for soooo long. i fear itll take a moment before i check it out lmao. this is more simplified and its more of a colony management game but rimworld also has like, insane space lore nd shit which i love. so i def will
110
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IT WILL HAPPEN AFTER IM DONE BEING IN THE TORTURE LABYRINTH
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the yaoi zaza got me acting inconsiderate
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i need to get a breakdown from u abt this series so i can truly appreciate what u are writing
210
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*auteur. anyway i wish i was capable of writing normal yaoi. Why am i trying so hard to understand a mans mind thru ED. Can i just not write the yaoi. Im Inflicting harm upon Myself
030
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the people think im joking about erectile dysfunction fabio x dietrich but they do not know i have been seriously toiling away at making it work and i feel like an auter in pure distress.
380
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have finally fullfilled my lifelong wish of watching ecchi garbage anime in real time on TV at 1 am. never give up.
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*in the way the fat guy is a american man who is mildly christian and struggles with the idea of homosexuality and is now a transfer at company in jpn and the twink is a menhera jirai whore and they both somehow do poppers together (???)
000
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my life advice is that everyone should have fat guy x twink yaoi it is life changing #miscguys
110
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anyway this is just my extreme mental illness rounabout way of saying that i also miss my friends nd oomfs posts but bcus im not xiv-pilled my brains like Ok. dont Come on here.
020
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally no one will be mad if i talk about non xiv ocs or i post something else besides xiv but i think people will and then i also feel like a horrible person fundamentally if i do. like why did i condition myself into this. literally my brain just did it for the fuck of it all
120
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i wish i didnt find bsky hard to use for non-xiv things but i think i just ingrained a specific rule into my brain so now i have to deal with my own mental illness
120
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
experiencing the opposite and its making me miss xiv discourse bcus It was atleast 1 topic of the day Omfg
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my fefw shitposts are so good even friends that do not know a thing abt fe laugh at my posts. im claiming my crown as a generational shitposter
000
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i hope this image is my legacy to fefw. and honey poached pear being 50% off
03610
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hi im madly in love with you can i put my minecraft bed next to yours
110
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"whats wrong with you" well if we look at the 9 games i think had a profound impact on my development
020
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
curious
020
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hmmmmm
130
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one day yoshiP will remember the beautiful seasoning that is positionals
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I cannot play monk the old rotation is so boiled into my bones it is embarassing
100
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they made me think of #her again (old monke)
100
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i feel like i draw like a toddler half of the time but all my extremely talented friends always gas me up nd i feel like this
030
Reposted by elite beasts
schmoe :⬮] @spongebeatle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
having artist friends with styles way more complex than yours but they still fw you
static.klipy.com
Chris Griffin Dances: Take On Me (Family Guy)
ALT: Chris Griffin Dances: Take On Me (Family Guy)
172411829
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PLEASEEE TELL ME IM MAKING A PLAYLIST OF LIKE SOME OLDIES I LIKE AND I NEED MORE
010
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lowkey bored of jpn music so ive been listening to old eng stuff. nd ive said before easy lover is one of the best songs ever made hands down followed by kiss from a rose by seal but be like a woman hits in such a profound way. this might be the 2nd best song ever made actually
110
Reposted by elite beasts
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lately i have been thinking a lot about biffy enjoying steely dan
111
Reposted by elite beasts
reuben @ let’s glow table S2 @gregparser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
every night cazzy is like let’s watch a movie and then we watch a movie and it is always slop
3131
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(notes down) make megane hrothgar when im not brainrotted by fire emblem ?
000
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wanted to make sure i had spare fanta before i buy an other one (cuz i didnt check before lmao) nd why is hroth biffy lowkey tea
130
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i cant believe i subjected people to cats (2019) and i was like "i should make people watch a better movie next time" but my unironic pick for that was minecraft movie i think i should never pick a movie for someone ever again
050
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i tried to go to stake and the japanese goverment is actively blocking me
010
Reposted by elite beasts
vergil / michael 🚗 car go vroom @vergilberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
skimbleshanks save us #XIVMOVIECLUB
5142
Reposted by elite beasts
Cornet/Platy -> Gateway Fate @platypaints.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#XIVMovieClub bad. bad horrible movie.
072
Reposted by elite beasts
Kits || Scrub at Large @runawaypossum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was a new layer of suffering! Somehow even pain medication could not take away the experience of CATS (2019) again #XIVMovieClub
171
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im so fucked up from gambling i cant even spell right
000
elite beasts @vanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
99 PERCENT OF GAMBERS QUIT BEFORE WINNING BIG
100