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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 12h

Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry...

VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Biden naps, and the media turns it into a national crisis—replays,panels,endless analysis. Trump snoozes, and suddenly the cameras develop narcolepsy. Same Oval Office. Same sleep. Different coverage. “Sleepy Joe” was headline news. The "Nodfather” is apparently invisible. Enter the Twilight Zzzone

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's not that America doesn't have the capacity to feed the poor...it's that it will never have enough to satiate the rich. And so, in the richest nation on Earth, hunger remains less a failure of the harvest than a successful business model—where the rich feast, and the poor foot the bill.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hi Donnie, welcome to the "Port of Eh-Moose".

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A democracy tied to a chair while a toddler waves a loaded gun insisting he's a "stable genius". Every shattered rule is called leadership, every reckless impulse a master plan. The adults are gone. The nursery runs the nation now. In the distance, democracy wonders who left the playpen unlocked...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All aboard Trump 2.0—same crazy show, but this time- no guardrails! No Congress to check him, no Court to stop him. A runaway train of grievance, fueled by attention, barreling down tracks of chaos with no engineer, no brakes… and no way off. Buckle up, my friends...Next stop—the Twilight Zone!

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Keeping on the renaming kick, the rumor is that the tangerine moron is planning to re-label "explosive diarrhea" to: "The Unfair Trade Deficit" — Too much going out, nothing coming back, and somehow blame Canada, of course.🇨🇦 😉

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Talk about threatening a trading partner by putting a gun to your own head. I'm sure that Canada, a reliable and largest producer of potash in the world is going to lose a lot of sleep over the tangerine moron's flirting with Belarus. Go ahead, make their day! 🤣🤣🤣

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just two weeks ago, Bessent declared “Economic D-Day” to choke Iran by cutting trade. This week: America gets richer by trading with nobody. In this Twilight Zone episode, isolation destroys Iran—but somehow enriches America. The punchline? They’ve confused economic warfare with economic suicide.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A Twilight Zone where a President solves every problem with a ban. Hate the press? Ban it. Hate allies' trade policies? Ban them. Hate immigrants? Ban them too. “America First” becomes “America Alone.” Soon the Ban Man discovers he's banned the world—and the world has learned to live without him

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We must never lose our capacity to be shocked by the sheer stupidity, vile racism and rank ignorance of one Donald J. Trump and his obsequious sycophants. Each day is a kaleidoscope of chaos.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Donald J. Trump—a "master negotiator" presiding over endless conflict, a "master builder" undone by peeling paint, and a champion of "fair elections" that are fair only when he wins. He calls it winning; history may call it something else. Population: one oversized ego. Address: The Twilight Zone.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Witness Donald J Trump, roaring he'll "beat the f*cking sh#t" out of Iran. In the world of "coercive diplomacy", the gun once pressed to Tehran's head has changed hands—and with it, the tempo. The script now belongs to someone else-Iran. And the delusion? It continues in ... the Twilight Zone.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

92 year old Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien administering the famous "Shawinigan Handshake" in 1996 and in 2026. What a scrapper! Old Mango Nuts doesn't stand a chance.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The next time that tangerine motherf*#ker opens his mouth and blasts his true allies like Canada, he needs to remember this ..

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If Trump were on the Titanic...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Looks like Canada's just put a targetted tariff on the paper products that go into the "Depends Overnights" You know- the ones with Maximum Absorption. Some call it trade policy. Trump calls it "a bad night!"

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Witness the "genius" of the Wharton School of Business, caught in the throes of 18th century Mercantilism where “trade is seen as a competition; a zero sum game!” Modern economics says “trade can make both sides richer.” Mercantilism is like threatening others by putting a gun to your own head.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Behold fellow profiteers Jared Corey Kushner and Steven "Twitkoff" Witkoff—No diplomatic experience. In way over their heads. Two amateurs playing envoy, quietly perfecting the ancient art of cashing in. In this Twilight Zone episode: conflict of interest, is now classified as foreign policy...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Welcome to the Twilight Zone, where Trump’s economic genius says trade less, save more! So America’s destiny? A sealed fortress—no Canada, no Mexico, no trade. Just higher prices, empty shelves, and a nation ruled by a moron discovering too late that isolation wasn’t prosperity. It was the cage.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If we could design the new Trump coin which will be coming out on Wednesday...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ah yes, the "Plaza Strip" masterstroke—ethnic cleansing rebranded as urban renewal, courtesy of the Board of Peace. Bulldoze history, expel a people, and gift-wrap Gaza for a Hamas recruitment drive. Nothing says "peace plan" like channelling global capital into shady Kushner redevelopment schemes

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Welcome to the American dinner table: mystery beef, carcinogens and deregulation for dessert. Roundup? Merely the appetizer; Trifludimoxazin is tonight’s entrée. Explosive diarrhea,cyclosporiasis and screwworm await. You’ve crossed into the Twilight Zone—where your health is on the menu.Bon appetit!

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Somewhere between gerrymandered maps, the SAVE Act, and vanishing voters, a man studies democracy the way a pickpocket studies a crowd. As Stalin allegedly observed: "Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything." Welcome to the Twilight Zone of the new patriotism.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Welcome to "The Strait of Eh-muz 🇨🇦 " (gulp).

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The world spirals toward financial ruin and “tactical” nukes become talking points—an economic and geopolitical El Niño unleashed by an unstable reality-show grifter, governing by midnight tweets and Fox outrage. This is the new Twilight Zone, where “normal" means normal no longer exists...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Meet Jared Corey Kushner: a soulless, hollow-eyed, silver-spooned grifter who mistook nepotism for competence. A "peace envoy" only because he married the boss's daughter, stumbling through the Middle East while quietly perfecting the ancient art of cashing in.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hey look! It's Milquetoast and Soggy Cherrios, leading with all the courage of a chipmunk crossing the Interstate...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Message to the tangerine moron: Be careful what you wish for...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Welcome to the Twilight Zone: where treaties are torn, allies scorned, and trust dissolves like a sandcastle at high tide. America was once a beacon, now it flickers. Allies still considering appeasement a strategy? Heed Carney's message: a handshake today, a dagger tomorrow. Proceed at your peril.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Behold a once-mighty nation, now adrift. It severed ties, shunned allies, and gutted safeguards—believing itself untouchable. But as crisis comes. It calls for help… and hears only echoes. Bridges burned, favors unreturned. And karma? She wears your colors now. It's Karma- Twilight Zone style...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

All MAGAs: Do you feel like you signed up for a revolution but got a reality show rerun instead? Were you promised greatness but handed a knockoff dictatorship with extra spray tan? Does the Golden Age you were promised feel more like a "golden shower?" Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Behold Donald J Trump unveiling his latest miracle: 300,000 metric tons of mystery ground beef, tariff-free and 25% below market—for 90 days. The suppliers? Classified. The meat? Questionable. The savings? Theoretical. Somewhere in the Twilight Zone, even Soylent Green has a USDA label.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Trump created a narrative of "us versus them", to his followers,where punishment was reserved for them but not for "us". The seductive message of Fascism is about "I hate who you hate!"—until the beast needs fresh meat. Alas,the dragon turns it's gaze inward and the "us" turns into the "them"

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Folks, it’s time for **“Who Gets the Catering Cart?”** A rogue’s gallery of Trump sycophants claws for a coveted seat beside the Donald. Limited seating. Unlimited groveling. Who gets loaded aboard? Stay tuned. The Twilight Zone has nothing on this.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Let's see, dinner options include vegetarian lasagna, chicken n' rice, and ...Donald Trump?!

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Don't forget to pre-order my new book coming out this fall- the sequel to "Bloodletting and Leeches for Dummies" ! Personally signed by me, RFK jr.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Meet Mark Cuban: billionaire bro, presidential aspirant, and former admirer of Trump’s brilliant plan to “protect” Ukraine in exchange for its critical minerals—a “stroke of genius,” he called it. Others called it what it was. Welcome to the Twilight Zone, where greed gets a campaign slogan.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Meet Todd Blanche: Trump’s personal attorney, newly minted AG- where the nation’s chief lawman now moonlights as its main cover-up artist. His mission: keep Epstein, grift and corruption shadows buried. His message:"Nothing to see here, folks" In this Twilight Zone, justice wears a Trump name tag.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

A tale of two economies. Meanwhile in Canada...

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

French writer, Albert Camus once said-"Be careful, when democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but not to inquire about its health." And with a thin smile, it fluffs the pillow, smooths the sheets, and whispers, "Rest now—I’ll take it from here."

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

...but how does he explain the microwaved Mel Gibson look?

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Donald J. Trump: a man who mistakes bullying for brilliance, extortion for statesmanship, and delusion for genius. In his mind, a master negotiator; in reality, a thin-skinned tyrant at war with truth. The bill is coming due,courtesy of Iran. Behold a presidency trapped in a permanent Twilight Zone.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal."

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Latest Pennsylvania popularity poll results show John Fetterman trailing a flesh eating virus at a family BBQ...details at 11.

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Donald J Trump—proof that growing older and growing up are entirely different achievements. After a lifetime of greed,ducking accountability, and starring in the world's longest vanity show, a nation bruised by your lies, excesses, and grift wishes you the one gift you've always avoided:CONSEQUENCES

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VanillaRage @vanillarage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Meet "Don Pedo Corleone", capo of the MAGA crime family. Truth? Sleeps with the fishes. Enforcers? How about 1500 freed insurrectionists! Disloyalty? You take a trip… under the bus. Accountability? fuggetaboutit! His message? An offer you can’t refuse- even if it's a lie.

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