Sign in

oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️

@vanillablue.bsky.social
3K followers 9.8K following 8.1K posts

They/She Queer + trans + non-binary Tri-Cities, WA ➡️ Bellingham ➡️Columbus AuDHD Seattle Seahawks Columbus Crew + Blue Jackets Film dork/Blankie Born into indie rock, moulded by it Letterboxd boxd.it/2I4Dj Sampler playlist bit.ly/3YZSNUd

PostsRepliesMedia
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 9h
You're welcome
010
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 11h
Oh my God you are adorable 😍
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 14h
All of my fashion principles are derived from sports uniforms 😂
What a shock Mona is wearing Seahawks colors again.
050
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 15h
Never change, Ohio State.
The M's in Mathematics are crossed out with red ❌s
210
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 17h
Hydrate or Die-drate y'all 💧💧💧
Mona holds up a water bottle before class starts.
070
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 17h
I was lukewarm on it the first time I saw it, vibed with what it was doing/enjoyed it more the second time around. 👍👍
010
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 17h
This is a great look on you, and you're already quite pretty, so put that all together and it's 🔥🔥🔥
010
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 20h
That's exactly what I was going for at the time, too! So thank you, friend ☺️
010
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 20h
(Anti-Clockwise, starting in the upper right corner) 10/8/07 (age 32) 10/8/14 (39, freshly out as trans) 10/8/18 (43, "peak maxx fem" era) 10/8/21 (46, 5 mo post bottom surgery, embracing being non-binary) 10/8/26 (51, casual comfy Mona)
Photos of Mona taken over a period of 19 years
190
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 20h
You look like Mary Elizabeth Winstead here (complimentary)
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 22h
(I was 13 when The Kids in The Hall hit US television, got immediately addicted to it, so I figure that counted)
130
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 22h
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Dave Foley in drag on The Kids in The Hall
3130
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 23h
Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick you look AMAZING 🤩
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Mona looks for today. 😊
More fem Mona on the left, less fem Mona on the right
060
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're so cute!
010
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
10/7/2006 10/7/2016 10/7/2026
Left: Beardy Egg Mona in 2006 (age 31)

Center: Binary Trans Woman Mona in 2016 (age 41)

Right: Non-binary but fem presenting Mona in 2026 (age 51)
060
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bobby Wagner remains a free agent going into week 5, so I'm gonna say he's retired enough for me to put his jersey back in my rotation. Which rocks, bc Bwagz gave Santa Clara FITS for a decade 😁🏈💙💚🩶🏈 #Seahawks
Mona models her college navy Bobby Wagner Seahawks jersey while femmed up.

Her makeup

Shiseido Water In Lip Medicinal Stick 

MAC Sleek Satin Lipstick: Centre of Attention 

Ulta Cream Eye Shadow Stick: Make A Splash

Ulta Automatic Eyeliner: Metallic Emerald Shimmer

Neutrogena Mattiftying Finishing Powder
040
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy Wednesday, Bluesky! Today's Makeup 💄🏳️‍⚧️ Shiseido Water In Lip Medicinal Stick MAC Sleek Satin Lipstick: Centre of Attention Ulta Cream Eye Shadow Stick: Make A Splash Ulta Automatic Eyeliner: Metallic Emerald Shimmer Neutrogena Mattiftying Finishing Powder
Mona takes a selfie, femmed up, wearing a grey tee with light blue trim and sleeves
090
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yoooooo 😊
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OK yeah, I'm really happy I can look both of these ways. #NonBinary
Mona presenting casual and comfy vs presenting fem on October 6, 2026
0130
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite R.E.M. album, Automatic For the People, came out 34 years ago today. (New Adventures in Hi-Fi is a VERY CLOSE 2nd) Fun Fact: For my weekly political talk show at KUGS-FM in Bellingham (The Democratic Circus), my theme music was the intro to Ignoreland. youtu.be/Wa_Y7cE61sw?...
youtu.be
Ignoreland
YouTube video by R.E.M. - Topic
1101
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are very sweet to say that 😊
010
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did I enjoy Primetime seeing it a second time? Eh. But I definitely appreciate it more/get what Lance Oppenheim was going for. boxd.it/gFjdGJ
boxd.it
A ★★★½ review of Primetime (2026)
Second screening for me, and it clicked much more cleanly this time, mainly as a wallow inside the cultural septic tank of America in the mid-00s. Pattinson is as repulsive as he is magnetic as Chris ...
030
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YES! I got that vibe from Bryan, but now it makes more sense. "Stupid... fuckin'... monsters..." Not just mutants who vomit acid, but everyone standing in the way of her egg getting all the way cracked open 😁
010
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apologies for being one of the only queers who hasn't watched Euphoria, but, uhhhh... Now my crush on Austin Abrams makes A LOT more sense. Obviously now I'll see Bryan in Resident Evil as secretly an egg for all time. Hon, you are frantically trying to inject the wrong magic potion 😂🏳️‍⚧️
Oh hey it's Austin Abrams in drag and that isn't scorching hot.. at all...
130
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bonus pics, mainly for my trans fem Bluesky friends 😊
Mona takes a mirror selfie wearing a Seahawks throwback tee under a blue hoodieMona takes a selfie wearing a Seahawks throwback tee under a blue hoodieMona takes a selfie, femmed up and wearing a navy blue tank top style sports braMona takes a mirror selfie wearing a blue tee with grey trim, tan women's cargo shorts from Eddie Bauer, and her Altitude women's Merrell Moab 3 hiking shoes
290
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Giving Primetime another look. Will I bump it up from ⭐⭐⭐? Stay tuned!
We've got MOVIE SIGN!
070
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Age 27 vs age 51. Hoo boy look at the smirking little shit I was 😂
Mona in 2002 vs Mona in 2026
2150
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uhhhh... I love Laura Linney. And yeah, you do
120
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to replicate a look from exactly 9 years ago today. I have found that those frames I loved a decade ago annoy the shit out of me now. I prefer transparent frames now. Also, in 2017, tons of Mary Kay creme to powder foundation. Don't miss wearing that every day! Makeup in the alt text! 💄🏳️‍⚧️
Mona in 2017 vs 2026.

Makeup in 2026

Shiseido Water In Lip Medicinal Stick 

MAC Macximal Matte Lipstick - Russian Red

Ulta Cream Shadow Stick - Silver Lining 

Ulta Automatic Eye Liner- Matte Charcoal

Heroine Make Volume & Curl Mascara - 01 Jet Black

Neutrogena Mattiftying Finishing Powder
040
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Early voting has begun in Ohio! Voted almost straight Democratic ticket, but I couldn't quite reach the lever to vote for Amy Acton, seeing as I'm still entangled in the gears of the bus she threw me under. 🏳️‍⚧️
I still miss the old I Ohio Voting stickers.
190
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus fucking CHRIST 🤩🤩🤩
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times?
Buster Keaton in Sherlock Jr
0120
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Called it.
020
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oooh yeah that was great too
000
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
9 years ago today, saw one of my all time favorite movies for the first time. Anyone else still hyperfixated on Blade Runner 2049?
2017 Mona brandishing her Gateway Film Center Geek Sneak Lanyard for the premiere of Blade Runner 2049
2121
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quarry Trails walk with Nat! Such a beautiful evening 🤩🤩
Mona takes a selfie out for a walk with her spouse Nat
060
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm unreasonably excited for MNF. Falcons have this weird tendency toward putting up huge offensive numbers in primetime games, and ATL vs NO is a rivalry steeped in true, intense hatred.
210
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh my God this looks so good. Fun facts: 1. Japanese curry might just be my favorite food and 2. Coke Zero pairs very nicely with it.
160
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It cute 😊
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Long road ahead of me until I get my Canadian Citizenship Certificate in hand (TL;DR? Found out my bio father was Canadian, need to get my Washington BC amended to include him before I send anything to Ottawa), but getting a Canadian 12 Flag is a big symbolic gesture for me #Seahawks 🇨🇦 #12North
A Canadian 12 Flag flies alongside the Progress Pride Flag in front of a house in Columbus, Ohio
1100
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So, I had all these lanyards I got for my previous job. What to do with them now? Popped my faculty ID in a new card holder and bam! I look slightly more official-ish.
Mona getting ready for class on October 5, 2026
070
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy #VictoryMonday, 12s! #Seahawks 🏈💙💚🩶🏈
Mona wearing her green Seahawks Victory Monday shirt
050
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well I clearly just rediscovered an old photo album. On the left, it's NYE 2000 -> 2001, I'm 25 years old. On the right, it's October 2, 2026. I've been on HRT for 14 years and out as trans for 12 years. I'm 51 years old.
Oooh, do you remember using landlines all the time? I know I didn't have my own cell phone yet in the photo on the left.
1150
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AuDHD pals! 😁
010
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't even do fantasy football 😂 I can't handle it when the interests of my fantasy team conflict with the interests of the Seahawks 😂😂 It's more of an autistic hyperfixation than a thing I do for fun. It can be fun, but that's not why I've watched every game live since 1983. Mona crazzzyyy
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, I'll be transparent and admit that I do not have a sense of humor about my beloved Seattle Seahawks. I cannot take it, so I tend not to dish it out unless provoked.
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Snacking innovation: I cut open one end of a Kare Pan I got from Belle's Bread, stuffed a Colby Jack cheese stick in there, and nuked it for 40 seconds. Delicious!
Mona made mutant curry bread!
180
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cue the entire national football media giving Seahawks no chance to beat Santa Clara next Sunday in 3, 2, 1... 🙄
110
oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️ @vanillablue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was an irritating way to spend over 3 hours, but light it up, bayyyybeeeee, the Seahawks got the dub 😁😁😁
Mona brandishes her 12 lamp
070