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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 7h
I didn't know what to expect but this wasn't even on my mind at all! I love it! I really laughed! I'm imagining Nancy's reaction:
Panel 1: Nancy looking grumpy, thinking "I'm so relieved!"
Panel 2: Nancy looking grumpy, thinking "But I think my face is still in shock!"
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you really want to feel lied to though, look at the Master System ports of Super Mario Bros and Castlevania.
Castlevania on Master System with better graphics than NESSuper Mario Bros on Master System with better graphics than NES, it almost looks like Super Mario All Stars on SNES
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone take the keys away...
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now I know where I've seen this before...
Edit of Mugsy from Looney Tunes cartoons to make it look more like Trump (doesn't take much)
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Large Marge!
Large Marge staring solemnly, with teased up hair, wearing a red and black plaid jacket.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Watts is my favorite one!
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You plug one in the wall and connect it with a network cable. In another part of the house, you plug another one in and put the network cable into your computer. Then you synchronize them, and they will establish a connection. It can also help cut down on the lag associated with connecting via WiFi.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what I thought of (by the way fair warning if you do an image search for 'purple tentacle')
Purple from Day of the Tentacle except a cyan body and dark blue suction cups.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love these. The classic Hershey's bar is still my favorite.
Hershey's Miniatures, including: Hershey's Milk Chocolate, Krackel, Mr. Goodbar, and Hershey's Special Dark
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(It's an Uncle Buck quote)
Uncle Buck wearing a hat that angers a lot of people.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This guy keeps saying everything's fine. Unfortunately this administration isn't very transparent or forthcoming with details, even though Americans deserve to know how the country is being run.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well then you missed out on one of 1993's biggest hits my friend
Slow Horses for the Super Famicom by Koei Co, 1993

Actually it's Winning Post, but don't tell Grubb.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump is out there looking bad, so he has a new sure fire plan that has to work this time! /s
Despot Donnie holding up a Wile E. Coyote-esque plan to hurl a rock at Cuba using a catapult, accurately representing his level of thinking.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
With Iran making Trump look bad, he's got a new surefire scheme cooked up
Trump holding up a blueprint for a catapult with a dotted line pointing at Cuba, in a spoof of Wile E. Coyote schemes. Only with Despot Donnie, this actually represents his level of thinking.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...and being a hypocrite...
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
So wrong! @BarackObama is hosting China's VP Xi Jinping today at the Pentagon with a full honor ceremony with music and cannons...
1:24 PM · Feb 14, 2012
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never once have they come up with a strategy that improved things or stopped any alleged decline. Never once have they built a lasting deal or foundation. It's distractions while they squander and steal resources, halt programs that help people, and burn bridges that took decades to solidify.
J Peterman "Screwing over the very country they told us they would make great again."
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With all of the reorganization, I wonder how long until everyone gets their bearings on their projects and begins to move forward? I don't even know if they'll be ready for Helix.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The irony from Chris Rufo, who purposefully tries to change the way people associate words.
Christopher Rufo tweet saying "Yes, I envisioned a strategy - turn the brand 'critical race theory' toxic"

"The goal is to have the public read something crazy in the newspaper and immediately think 'critical race theory'"
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'll be honest I thought a picture of Steve Jobs was Vinny one time. Just give him a hat and change the glasses...
Steve Jobs and Vinny Caravella
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jeremy Parish, king of retro gaming sick burns
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When it be like
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Man when it be like
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The doppleganger has emerged from the Black Lodge
Trump with a sooty drain clog nest on his head.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just came out the Black Lodge
Doppleganger from Twin Peaks Season 3
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone take the keys away
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
See you at the Library!
A drawing I made of Mychal Threets
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I saw a post regarding that, you were in my thoughts. I'm happy to hear an update from you. Thank you for sharing. I actually made you a drawing to cheer you up and also to process my feelings at the same time, it was based on one of your pictures. I love what you do!
A drawing I made of Mychal Threets (using Inkscape). He is smiling and holding up a book, and a rainbow (that I found on openclipart) is coming out of it. Mychal is wearing a blue dinosaur print tie, and a pink/purple floral print shirt.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Simpsons character with a large hand
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...
J. Peterman saying "Committing the very fraud he was trying to accuse", commenting on a document that Trump declassified which shows Russian election interference favoring Trump in the election.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Today on a special Sesame Street...
A parody comic of Sesame Street, with three panels. The first panel has Big Bird holding up a caricature of Lindsay Graham cleaning up orange poop from an elephant with strawberry blonde hair and an orange face. Big Bird says "Hey Snuffy, did you hear about Lindsay Graham?". The second panel, Big Bird is holding the picture and says to Snuffy "Anyway... Where were we?". The third panel, Big Bird has put the picture down on the table and he and Snuffy are singing "La la la la la la la" according to the caption at the bottom.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A parody comic of Sesame Street, with three panels. The first panel has Big Bird holding up a caricature of Lindsay Graham cleaning up orange poop from an elephant with strawberry blonde hair and an orange face. Big Bird says "Hey Snuffy, did you hear about Lindsay Graham?". The second panel, Big Bird is holding the picture and says to Snuffy "Anyway... Where were we?". The third panel, Big Bird has put the picture down on the table and he and Snuffy are singing "La la la la la la la" according to the caption at the bottom.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Ghostbusters fighting a giant Mitch McConnell Marshmallow Man
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell today, he finally left his bed
A picture of a ghost turtle in Elden Ring
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It weighs a pound? I looked up the ingredients and nutrition label, the serving size is 28g and there is really 28g of carbs, all of which is added sugar. Having that at a kid's party sounds like chaos followed by comas
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Info Wars report: "shocking video confirming something quite shocking: that two months ago, Alex Jones exploded" "essentially, the body of Alex Jones disintegrating instantly and exploding out, breaking the window."
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tom the cat from Tom & Jerry with a bump on his head.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
He's just a little guy!
The Infowars Elf, he's the official mascot!
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LeVar Burton, sitting on a couch with a tartan pattern, next to Fred Rogers on the set of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. Fred is wearing a blue vest on a white shirt with collar, and blue tartan pattern tie, and LeVar is wearing a gray shirt and black v-neck vest.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
LeVar Burton, sitting on a couch with a tartan pattern, next to Fred Rogers on the set of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. Fred is wearing a blue vest on a white shirt with collar, and blue tartan pattern tie, and LeVar is wearing a gray shirt and black v-neck vest.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The problem is that it sounds like Donald Trump is threatening the people of America!
Trump at a lectern on TV saying "You have to respect the president. If you don't respect the president, you're going to have a problem."
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Lily C.A.T. is a 1987 anime that is clearly inspired by the franchise.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Unfortunately she struggled to find much hair to shake in return.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's a totally real deal we promise.
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Their multi platinum Blue Album was produced by Ric Ocasek of The Cars
An older Ric Flair wearing a purple suit with maroon lining, holding a mic and presumably saying "Wooooooooooooooooo"
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Vanguard @vanguard-posts.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Smith is just chill, but his response made me think of this
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