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Lesley!

@vanetti.bsky.social
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Rambler sommelier, wife guy, cat dad

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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
YEAH I AM
OP, a person wearing red heart-shaped glasses with a nose ring and a floral bandana on their head, holding a can of Rambler Sparkling Water while smiling with their eyes closed. It’s a special golden can that reads, “You’re A Winner!”
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
we clipped her claws
Tabby cat with an incredibly pissed off expression.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
look there was a whole chain of events that led to this but I gotta say, I’ve reached some kind of new level. Whether it’s a high or a low, I’m not quite sure
The basin of a cat water fountain filled with water and nugget ice, with OP’s hand hovering above the basin and holding a scoop full of nugget ice.The cat water fountain with the top applied, fully assembled.The cat water fountain plugged in and spouting water next to an automatic pet feeder. There is condensation on the outside of the basin of the fountain because of the cold, crisp, refreshing ice water contained inside.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Screenshot of the video for Caramelldansen. Below is a YouTube comment from user BIOSJon from eight months ago that reads: “This song helped me cure my testicular cancer”
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I just got an idea
OP is holding a 5-hour Energy and something called a “Dream Water Sleep Shot” in one hand.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
what’s your onigiri policy here
OP holding an onigiri in an airplane seat. The onigiri has a bite taken out of it.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
They’re lying! They got one (1) chungus one
Big old Sweet Karoline blackberry and key lime pie
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I’m enjoying the stomp clap hey resurgence
Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up and speaking his absolute truth.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I just woke from a deep sleep because I had a vision in a dream that was so powerfully awesome that my brain screamed at me to wake up so that I could write it down immediately
Mirror man
Man dressed in a scarlet velvet tuxedo with gold piping and top hat. Man is covered in one of those Lycra green screen bodysuits that covers his features, and this bodysuit has been fashioned to look like a mirrorball; however, instead of silver, the mirror fragments are golden. He also has a cane
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
so my question here has always been this: I am simply turning knobs vertically and horizontally, so why does this look like my handwriting when I’m not writing it?
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
one time @leboism.bsky.social said that the more he learns about my mother, the more I come into focus. I think about that a lot
Screenshot of a text from my mom. Included is a photo of a pile of quilts on a tabletop next to a glass sliding door. A small hammer rests on top of the pile. Text reads: “I’m about to redneck insulate this bitch”
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something"
-Jake The Dog
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
the lights on 37th Street are good this year
The front of a house at night, decorated to look like the facade of the famous Prada store in Marfa, TX.A stuffed toy sloth chilling on a fence, with green lights strung all around.The interior of a red-and-white striped tent. The back wall is red and green striped. There are white fairy lights strung all along the walls of the tent. There is a disco ball hanging from the top, and a rocking horse with white, chipping paint.A street full of people at night. The trees are covered in thousands of multicolored lights.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’ve never seen a better photo of Shaq in my life
Basketball star Shaquille O’Neal, who stands at 7’1”, is posed as if he is being driven without his consent by a Fisher Price toddler’s toy car. His stature makes this look amazing. He’s really selling it, his mouth open in a silent scream and his eyes wide with arms outstretched. Someone catch Shaq
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
a second song has been pre released
Second plane meme
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
wake up babe, new Sanrio lad just dropped
Illustration of an adorable little white dinosaur with a pink striped belly, a blue ribbon on his tail, and a pink ribbon tying up a little bun of hair. He also has tiny white horns. He is flanked by adorable creatures. The text in the image reads:

INTRODUCING
GAOPOWERROO
かお
Gaopowerroo is a little dinosaur who lives on the cheerful Omurice Island.
He has a super positive personality and loves to roar, "Gao! Gao!" His favorite food is omurice, a popular Japanese dish with ketchup fried rice and an egg omlette!
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
have you seen her? now you have!!
A standard issue cat is loafing and looking at the camera. It’s pretty great.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Panel from a series of Christian tract comics known as Chick Tracts. In the panel, a block of text reads:

Most people rejected His message.

Underneath is a crowd of people who look very grumpy. They are addressing the silhouette of Jesus Christ. Underneath that reads:

They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Galatians 4:16
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m doing it for Duane, rest in peace king
OP clutching a wrapped frozen bean and cheese burrito
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Say what you will about the man, but he changed the landscape of this country. Not everyone agreed with what he did. A lot of us are disgusted to this day by his sometimes explosive contributions to society. However, even as we’re disgusted as we watch this man’s American creation burst at the seams, we always come back for more. I think that we can all agree that he was a man of service to this country, and his contributions must continue to be celebrated every day, for as long as we’re free. 

Duane Roberts, creator of the frozen burrito, today we mourn your passing.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I have friends in Springs and have been there several times! I also celebrate the Lad
Beaver Nuggets scented candle
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
fuck em up meemaw
Quotes from the 73-year-old woman who sits in the back of my ethics class and knits during lectures:
"sweetheart, if they text you after 11 p.m., it's not
ethics. it's hormones."
"i didn't come here to get a degree. i came here to see what the youth are stressed about and bring snacks accordingly."
"he ghosted you? oh honey. block him and light a
candle. for yourself."
—- "i once survived a cheating husband, a power outage, and disco. you can survive this exam."
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"you don't need closure. you need carbs and a nap.'
-- "she said she's 'not ready for a relationship'? that's code for she doesn't want you, sugar. take the L with grace."
-- "i've been knitting a scarf while you all unravel emotionally. poetic, isn't it?"
— "he's cute, but does he ask follow-up questions? no' then he's decorative.
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- "professor, i respectfully disagree, and i brought a bibliography."
-- "you'll be fine. the world is messy, but so is banana bread, and everyone loves that.”
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
screenshot of OP’s phone displaying the weather. 49 degrees F with a high of 70 F.Sickos meme
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Lost my glasses this morning. I checked everywhere and I mean everywhere. Now I have to clean the whole bedroom because it looks like someone who had a warrant went through it. And yet
Photo of the interior of OP’s refrigerator with OP’s glasses resting on top of a twelve-pack of sparkling water. Just. There they are!
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Rupert Grint did ok at the job, it was too cold to ask Peter Dinklage, and the first time I ever actually got to talk to Derren Brown, the only thing he wanted to talk about were my rainbow eyelashes
Rupert Grint with OPPeter Dinklage with OPDerren Brown with OP. It’s a still photo but trust OP when they say they are discussing their eyelashes with Derren Brown.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Photo of the album Relish by Joan Osborne on vinylRabid meme
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I have a thing I ask for when I take photos with public figures. I often ask if they can pretend that they are super happy to meet me instead of the other way around. Rupert Graves understood the assignment
Fan photo op with British actor Rupert Graves. OP is looking demurely away from the camera, and Rupert Graves is covering his mouth in shock at being next to OP
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
a fine offering from r/dankchristianmemes
The famous panel from Junji Ito’s “The Enigma of Amhara Fault”. In the original, a bespectacled man is clinging to a man-shaped hole in a mountain’s facade. He screams, “This is my hole! It was made for me!” This image has been altered so that the man-made hole is now a needle, and the man has been replaced by a camel. The rest remains the same.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Héctor has been gone for five hours
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Héctor has been gone for three hours and I’m already here
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
It’s actually romantic~
Regina George why are you so obsessed with me
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I made this playlist based on a single tweet from Pop Tings like two months ago to try to predict the sound of Life Of A Showgirl and honestly?? Might go buy a lotto ticket today
Spotify playlistSpotify playlist
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
listen I predicted two months ago that ABBA was showing up and I have never felt more fucking smug
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
forget it @tricialorrene.bsky.social just took the best photo of me that I think anyone ever has, ever
OP dancing, looking jubilant, a smile that shows both rows of teeth, shimmering
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
ok but I need to make the bed tho
Standard issue (tabby) cat resting comfortably on a bed that needs to be made
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
lol what
Appeal "Sexually Suggestive" label
This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app.
This is about farts
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
ma’am,
Tabby cat laying on a greyscale rug, looking as cute as a tabby cat can
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
it’s fine I’m fine alone I am completely ok alone
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
she just found out about Taylor Swift
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
this was a bucket list item for me, I am not kidding, and then Héctor found an INSANE deal on this one on Prime Day so we got it for something like $150 which is wild cos they’re normally like $500 zero regrets this is for you
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I just wanna stick my hand in it and the thing is, I own this. I can fully stick my hand in it as long as I accept the consequence of cleaning the contraption once I am done living my fantasy. Point for adulthood
Photo of a small nugget ice machine full of nugget ice in OP’s house.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the moment I realized this movie would speak to me forever
TV screencap of Cool Runnings. Irv on screen. Caption: “a gold medal is a wonderful thing.”TV screencap of Cool Runnings. Irv on screen. Caption: “but if you’re not enough without it,”TV screencap of Cool Runnings. Irv on screen. Caption: “you’ll never be enough with it.”
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
TV screenshot of Cool Runnings. The main character is talking. Caption; “I say we call it Cool Runnings.”Leo pointing meme
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
that’s it that’s the film
TV screenshot from Cool Runnings. Harrington Coolidge is sitting behind a desk. Caption: Can you imagine, a Jamaican bobsledder?TV screenshot from Cool Runnings. Derice is smirking devilishly at Coolidge.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
wait hold on actually I think lowkey I have always shipped this in my heart but I didn’t know what shipping was at the time and haven’t considered this pairing since but . yeah
Cool Runnings TV screenshot. Characters Junior and Yul Brenner are on screen. Junior is smiling at Yul. Caption: Derice Bannock. Hey, good luck to you too.Cool Runnings TV screenshot. Characters Junior and Yul Brenner are on screen. Yul Brenner is looking at Junior with a nonplussed expression.Cool Runnings TV screenshot. Characters Junior and Yul Brenner are on screen. Junior has a deflated expression on his face.
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait do I …. do I ship it now … ?
Derise and Sanka, the two main characters from Cool Runnings, looking like there is some UST
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Lesley! @vanetti.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
and now it’s time to watch my all-time favorite favorite John Candy movie
Cool Runnings
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