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Jared Pechaček

@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social

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It's pronounced PECK-a-check. Artist, Crawford Award-winning writer of THE WEST PASSAGE, third thing now and then. He/him. Seattle. linktr.ee/jpechacek repped by Jennifer Azantian. Preorder WHERE FIRE REIGNS, out February 2027 from Tor!

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I got the icon. I got the aromatherapy mists and the monstrance socks. I’m not even catholic

A box of sacred resin-themed aromatherapy mists

Black socks with gold monstrances all over them

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

he’s home :’)

Photo of a shelf of icons, all of them respectable except for the one of Carlo Acutis, which looks like a bedazzled Wikipedia image (which it essentially is)

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

me when the veil’s thin

A comic
A curtain parts, revealing a fishnet-covered leg. The leg emerges fully, along with the ghost to which it’s attached. In the final panel, the ghost tap dances with a top hat and cane (held in invisible hands)

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the most important Wisconsin souvenirs

An open suitcase with an icon of Saint carlo Acutis and a package of cheese curds resting on some rumpled clothing

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

always a slut for a big church

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

obsessed with this carlo acutis icon

An icon of Saint Carlo Acutis where a slightly blurry photo of him in a red polo, wearing a white backpack, is awkwardly cut and pasted against a background of radiating gold squares

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

some fabulous decor at this Airbnb

A framed photograph of two monkeys sitting on a stone block near the ocean. One monkey is demure with a touch of coquette. The other yells at something out of frame

A framed photograph of a monkey on a rock by the ocean. Facing the camera, it clutches its face and screams

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

as any ER doctor will tell you, it’s important for your ghost to have a flared base

Photo of a rack of Halloween decorations, prominently featuring ceramic ghosts that look like sex toys if you’re some sort of horrible deviant

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

oh my god she killed him

Photo of a store window with several finely dressed mannequins. One lies prone at the feet of another

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

browsing her tbr

Photo of a row of books with a tiny black cat peeking up over the far side

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

October issue

The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

closet’s haunted

Photo of a glass-paned closet door, very black inside. Two round cat eyes stare at the camera through one pane

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

chuckles sensibly

Photo of a bumper sticker with five figures, four of them headless, the fifth with an intact head and wielding a sword. Text reads: There Can Be Only One. The sticker is affixed to a Toyota Highlander

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A still from, I think, jimmy neutron where a person is in the sunshine, arms outstretched, with birds perching on their arms and head

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

September 30th October 1st

Bilbo in Rivendell looking down at the ring

Bilbo in Rivendell but now he’s scary

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lavender town

Photo of a Seattle street where the sky is a deep lavender

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Avery Jessup from 30 Rock saying “it’s a 24 hour news cycle, Jack. We really don’t have time to do it right anymore”

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

talking about Tolkien and World War I on the next @bythebywater.bsky.social

Digital illustration of a soldier on an empty smoldering battlefield strewn with sketchy corpses. Three broken trees are scattered around. The one closest to the soldier has a single leaf.

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I am begging the restaurant to rethink this photograph

Photo of an item on DoorDash: a single dark brown sausage on a white plate. It looks like a turd.

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Menacing Cube by Edward Gorey

Photo of a cat on a rug. From this angle the cat is quite square. Her eyes stare at the camera from the center of the square

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

found family? no, I prefer ground family

Anthony Hopkins and Jessica Lange in the scene from the movie Titus where he feeds her a pie made of her minced-up sons

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

whenever I see troye sivan

Liz lemon saying “you will get old some day”

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Frasier saying “nothing matches. It’s a style of decorating. It’s eclectic”

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am the only person on the planet who likes this look

Shailene Woodley on the red carpet for the. 2026 Emmys. She wears an ensemble of a sleeveless periwinkle-blue top with a plunging neckline, spangly beige pants, and brown leather gloves. Also a necklace of large rectangular gems in various colors

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

love that this is the same cinematographer

Still from Ingmar Bergman’s Persona: a young boy reaches up to touch a blurry image of a woman’s face. It is black and white, stark, graphic

Still from sleepless in Seattle where Tom hanks and Meg Ryan meet atop the Empire State Building. It looks like a 90s romcom

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

RIP Bob Mackie

The green curtain dress from the carol Burnett gone with the wind spoof

Cher in an elaborate black bob mackie dress with a huge feathered headpiece

Marilyn Monroe in a sparkly Bob Mackie gown

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

bog witch

Sketch of an old woman in a ragged muddy gown, her hair all bushy and full of twigs, holding a mug that says BW on it, with a frog perched in her hair and two more at her feet. She looks QUITE annoyed

Sketch of an old woman in a ragged muddy gown, her hair all bushy and full of twigs, holding up her hands and angrily yelling GET BOG-WITCHED. A frog in her hair and two more at her feet hold up their hands in imitation (or aid)

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Dante getting back from Hell

Still of Dorothy lying in bed saying “and you were there and you were there”

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

hey @premeemohamed.com hope you’re ready to get READ

Hardcover edition of Premee Mohamed’s new novel WICKHILLS

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

still hanging out by my feet. but now because she’s insisting on dinner

Photo of a tiny black cat, viewed from above, looking up from my feet balefully at the camera

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Fuchsia the day she came home

A small black cat in a cone lies on a bathroom floor, one eye squinted up. My leg is just visible at the edge of the frame

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

iiiiit's Barnes & Noble preorder sale time again!

A graphic promoting Barnes & Noble preorder sales: 25% discount for members, 35% discount for premium members, running September 9-11

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t need to ask ChatGPT what I’d look like in the 80s

A sticky note with a blobby drooling baby drawn on it

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

qrt with your drawings of hands

digital illustration of a red entity with multiple arms, the hands reaching out to grasp at the viewer or to clutch stone knives. its head is crowned with a pair of long-toothed jaws. it has a carapace of dark stone. it floats above a silhouetted forest, before a starry sky.

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

happy birthday! I saw this sunset

Photo of a blue and gold sunset over black hills

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

escape velocity

Photo of a small black cat jumping to catch a knotted string. The perspective makes her look like a little rocket

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

september issue is out

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

you trying to say something there, autocorrect?

Screenshot of part of a text reading “it was a mistake for the” and the autocorrect suggestions are government, United, and president

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

talking about bodies on the next @bythebywater.bsky.social

Vitruvian Man but with an elf. A censor bar covers the genitals with a head of a very grouchy Professor Tolkien floating next to it, smoking a verrrrry large pipe

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Fuchsia

A small black cat on a blanket looking up with big yellow eyes

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Photo of a grass-fed beef stick

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

thank u queen anne presbyterian

Photo of a church sign reading simply IT WILL END

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gary Burghoff playing Radar O’Reilly’s mother

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

she’s so happy to see me

Photo of a small black cat being petted in a lap. She looks up at the camera with wide eyes

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Fuchsia is relieved not to be alone

Photo of a hand petting a tiny black cat

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

last day of worldcon! if anyone is still around in these echoing halls, I’m doing a signing at 1:30!

Selfie in a yellow button down over a black tee with Bosch artwork over which is written PARTY LIKE IT’S 1499. Also wearing green shorts and brown shoes

Closeup of a black tee with Bosch artwork (specifically the butt music) above which white text reads PARTY LIKE IT’S 1499

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Worldcon looks

Selfie in a red jacket with floor length cape sleeves, black pants, a white shirt, and black sneakers

Full-length photo in a red jacket with floor length cape sleeves, black pants, a white shirt, and black sneakers, standing beside a slender woman in a sleeveless black dress with sheer elements

Closeup of a brooch with a blue gem ringed with rhinestones, dangling a teardrop pearl against red fabric

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Worldcon day 4

Selfie in a brown/white striped tee with red shorts and brown shoes

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Worldcon day three

Selfie on a sheer black kimono over a gray tank top, black denim shorts, and black high tops with a steel cuff bracelet and steel ear jewelry

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Worldcon day two

Selfie in a white sleeveless linen shirt with a sort of aaag, black shorts, black high tops, and a sleeveless black haori-like vest