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Vandoliers 🦂

@vandoliers.bsky.social
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Rock band. Always on tour, eating whatever weird stuff comes our way. Sometimes shitting pants and podcasting about it. Follow for insane thoughts and egregious shitposting from the back of the van. New album out now. #vffv vandoliers.com

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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Fuck my savings account got raptured
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
This machine is antifa 🎸
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Last American show of the year…
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I hope they do You Can’t Party With the Lights On
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Been watching cooking videos all day. Bout to put some spam into some ramen 🧑‍🍳
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Watching cooking videos on my phone while watching cooking shows on TV only to get up and make a ham and cheese sandwich during the commercial break
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Upcoming SNL board:

Oct 4: Bill Burr/ Chappell Roan
Oct 11: NBC Apology
Oct 18: Series Finale
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Part grocery store, part gas station food smorgasbord, 10,000 ways to get coffee — including a frappe robot, clean, not too crowded. Easy in, easy out. Lots of locations.
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Updated gas station rankings 2025: Kwik Trip Wawa Sheetz Quick Trip Casey’s Loves Maverick/Kum & Go 7-Eleven Allsups Wally’s Stuckey’s TA Racetrac Pilot Sinclair Circle K Mom n pops with good bathrooms Shell Mom n pops with bad bathrooms Mom n pops with no bathrooms Buc-ees
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Last US headlining show of the year. Catch us in Appleton tonite or find us in Europe this winter. #vffv
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Private party
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Ron 📻⚾ @iammrlamb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Des Moines peeps, go see the Vandoliers tonight at xBk!
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
DM me a name and I’ll guest list ya
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Gonna be the best show of the tour. Trust me you don’t wanna miss this one 🤼‍♀️
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This time…
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Not us
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Tag a friend you’d poop here with
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Ask us anything No. 3 is live open.spotify.com/episode/5enA...
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Amerikinda #114: Ask Us Anything #3
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Why design bathroom doors that don’t close all the way. Nobody wants to see what’s going on in here 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It’s a great day to be alive
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Can’t fuckin wait 🍾
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Austin Mayse @austinmayse.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
@vandoliers.bsky.social #VFFV
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Love it!!
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The Austin Chronicle @austinchronicle.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
On their fifth album, @vandoliers.bsky.social explore life behind bars. The Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush.
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On Their Fifth Album, Vandoliers Explore Life Behind Bars
Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Normalize throwing Bitches Brew on the TouchTunes to clear the riff raff out the bar
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I am extremely nice. Not saying anything they won’t tell you themselves
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Bout to make this new hat my entire personality 😎 🐮 👩🏼‍🎤 #cowpunkAF
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Pretty much daily
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Your favorite musician has definitely shit their pants before
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It’s ok to poop on the headliners bus if they’re on stage and there’s no shitter in the green room
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If it ain’t one thing it’s another 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
They love that
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Being the opener is like if you had a regular job and you clocked out for the day and then the boss made u sit in the office for 2 more hours before you can go home
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Microdosing tummy aches by switching to 6mg Zyns 🤢
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Happy 10th anniversary the record that started it all! #vffv
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Temu Trinity 👻 @retailiated.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Another mass shooting. Here come the thoughts and prayers and lack of any action. @vandoliers.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/2BdpdY...
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Thoughts and Prayers
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
We would if we played in Turnpike
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
They still sell it. It’s pretty much everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
This, a false fall, and The Price of Admission on the turntable
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Back to Tulsa TOMORROW!
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The Mighty OCD @mightyocd.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Send our new record to one friend today challenge
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Let’s do another ask me anything episode of the podcast soon. Drop us some questions below!
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Def silk worm pupae. See current episode.
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I don’t remember what we talked about one episode ago haha. I’m sure other ppl will wanna hear it too
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Time to retell that one I guess haha
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Let’s do another ask me anything episode of the podcast soon. Drop us some questions below!
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
What’s got two thumbs and horse shit on both of em?
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Vandoliers 🦂 @vandoliers.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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a man in a plaid shirt and white gloves is waving his hand in front of mountains .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and white gloves is waving his hand in front of mountains .
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