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Big Scotty K

@vancityhacks.bsky.social
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Sports, CyberSecurity and Politics is what I usually chat about. I can troll sometimes with what I find funny but try not be an asshole.

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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guys have this thing called masculine insecurity, it extends beyond politics to sports, relationships and critical thinking. Try envisioning yourself a whole bunch dumber and walk around stamping your feet and saying “Blue good Red bad”. We try not be dumb but so often we slip up.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let’s go bud!!
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Hockey Players Fighting on Ice
ALT: Hockey Players Fighting on Ice
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It was foretold in the prophecy
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Idiocracy Test
ALT: Idiocracy Test
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Keep up the advocacy and education, I lead cybersecurity teams and have had great success with Nerodivergent employees on my teams. Bringing together people that think differently and approach problems in unique ways brings great solutions and perspectives!
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got in trouble for using this on X but it seems appropriate here
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love you too Scuba Popeye of the USA
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t want to create Kahn but could could we get a vaccine for stupid?
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William Shatner as Kirk: KHAAAAAN!
ALT: William Shatner as Kirk: KHAAAAAN!
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a Canadian it’s really nice to see, thank you
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow what great positive video to start the day !! Thanks
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding Yes
ALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding Yes
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Under Trump the US credit rating was lowered to AA from AAA which is lower than Canada’s at AAA
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You see Canada’s new girl she’s smoking hot, not crazy, doesn’t smell like poo.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know from Discovery we learned that Klingons are dual appendaged right?
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Star Trek: Gowron - Glory to you and your house
ALT: Star Trek: Gowron - Glory to you and your house
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MAGA Florida
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And they would just appear without the boots
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I like it but the drums made me think that is was about to pull out this mighty salmon so it was a little underwhelming when it came up out of the water but I hear that happens to all of us.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah but girl as Canadians did you see the news!?? We went from “it’s complicated “ To “new relationship vibes”.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I apologize but it brings me peace knowing it’s not just hockey they can’t do right
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Wizard of Oz: Behind the Veil
ALT: Wizard of Oz: Behind the Veil
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does anyone else see it?
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Jigsaw Puppet on Tricycle
ALT: Jigsaw Puppet on Tricycle
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
ALT: Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I really appreciate that context because initially in light of just wanting people to be kind I thought this was great but you added much needed clarity and context. Thank you
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks I missed that context about the discussion. I was looking at it from a holistic people should just be kind.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a great idea, there are too many people polluting BlueSky like we see on x. If you want to be toxic, cool, I would prefer not to interact with you.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey friends in the USA, are you ok?
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah my Grandmothers collection of like 3000 collectable spoons in coffee tables and cabinets with glass tops tightly arranged would disagree with that no autism diagnosis.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You inspire memories of the intricacies of language use.
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Parks And Rec Ron Swanson Give Me All The Bacon And Eggs You Have Parks And Recreation
ALT: Parks And Rec Ron Swanson Give Me All The Bacon And Eggs You Have Parks And Recreation
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s like a flying fuk you off the top ropes!
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah we are nice just go a little lost with that map you sent us hanging a right after Lake America, is that the Gulf of America?
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is Jonestown koolaid level of indoctrination, the Houthis have control of the pipeline egressing the Red Sea, barely anything is moving through the Strait of Hormuz, Canadians who supply 60% of oil to the US are pissed off, Ukraine is bombing the shit out of Russian Refineries (minor impact).
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And we don’t what the fuck that is”. By alienating all of the existing allies and aligning with countries that will not send help I get it now.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I always kind of wondered why apocalyptic movies seemed to just occur in the US (other than mad max). Like how could the apocalypse only affect the United States… I get it now and it’s scary accurate. Surely Canadians would come send help? “Eh sorry bud, your directions said lake America
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Absolutely it is great!!
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Enjoy your time off
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Winning Stanley Cup
ALT: Winning Stanley Cup
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I like it, much healthier in the way you would communicate it than I would.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You know that throwing people in the transporter buffer in Star Trek could be wicked handy. Mother in law coming to visit, throw me in the transporter buffer till she’s gone, angry partner, into the transporter buffer with them, the Monday morning chatty guy at the office, really… oh yeah … buffer
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a Canadian I would support Trans people being able to apply for refuge status or asylum based on the discrimination you experience in the US.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Uh no sir that isn’t the oxygen bag please don’t put it up to you face.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For our first class customers in ultra uber elite we just add toilets to your seats, if you feel the need just go, just let it happen.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just gonna ask you to relax while you give yourself a catheter as you board the plane, this keeps the costs of the flights lowered with being able to sell the bathroom space as more seats. For our customers in Elite and Super Elite you can have your own bag and not share with your row.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The number of white people that did fuck all is disgusting
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be/Mp725C0_qyQ?...
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Great Big Sea - The Mermaid [Live]
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is there a record for most games played without a goal in a season?
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank you for correcting me, I appreciate it
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Respect, and Jays got this!
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So you aren’t a Leafs fan? There is room on the Edmonton Oilers bandwagon and your hair colour would compliment the blue and orange of the jerseys.
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Alls well that Dadswell!
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You had me at “try not to criticize”
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Big Scotty K @vancityhacks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have you seen the reviews on those Chinese EVs, they are supposed to be great vehicles.
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