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Vance Gilbert

@vancegilbert.bsky.social
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump is ketching up on his homewerk...
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is why I don't use BlueSky, you're not competitive enough.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If everything is still Biden's fault, then Trump is admitting he's not capable of changing anything.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Both President Obama and President Trump are pictured in barber chairs side by side. The barber offers both some cologne. Trump says "No thanks... Melania will think I've been in a whorehouse."
Obama says "Sure. Go ahead. Michelle has no idea what a whorehouse smells like."
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't actually want Trump to be impeached. Bear with me here. Impeach him and he's just a victim again. A martyr to MAGA. I want to see the house and senate flip. Make him a complete lame duck. Then I want to see impeachments. Start with Blance at the DOJ. Then Patel wt the FBI. Then Hegseth. Strip all his lackeys of power. ThenI'd like to see the Epstein files fully released while he watches helplessly. Watch his name drug through the mud while he screams and rages futilely. Watch as any legacy he thought he may have goes up in flames. Watch his name become synonymous with pedophelia. Enough to shame him and his children so that none of them will ever life it down or run for office. That would be Karma and fully justified.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jesse Adams posts: If you've built a personality around gleefully "offending liberals," here's what you need to know: we aren't offended. You haven't hurt our feelings or made us cry. You sound like children to us, and we're sick of responding over and over to your infuriatingly stupid talking points, but we keep doing it because people's lives might be literally be at stake if the wrong kind of idiocy is allowed to spread too far.

You're not erudite debaters "owning the libs." You're the rotten annoying little kids kicking the backs of our seats while we're trying to keep the car on the road.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My father, seen here with my brother Simon, died today of lung cancer. He was with his daughter and son in law, Terri and Scott in B.C. to live the rest of his life, but it was incredibly too short. Rest in peace Dad. You will be missed. March 9, 1944 - July 23, 2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
President Jack Horner (yes, of Puss and Boots fame) idolizing Trump has a problem telling the truth: It will never happen.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
To be blunt, Trump was likely confronted with Putin knowing all about Epstein and Trump's dalliances with underage girls, committing acts of statutory rape, because Epstein was also a spy, spies get spied on, and I suspect Trump was told this by Putin before Trump tore up the translator's notes.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
One of the good things I'll remember about 2026.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
He's trying an old cult trick to regain popularity by legitimizing his own struggle. NOT.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I think it's the other way around; Saying "No" to Trump is saying "Yes" to God, or saying "Yes" to Trump is saying "No" to God. God wouldn't bomb a school full of girls because God was mentioned in the Epstein files.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
At first, I thought it was Animal in his old age challenging me to a staring contest. youtu.be/gSRIsbUku3s?...
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Trump is using the United States of America like a club, not a dance club, but a spiked club. He's guaranteeing that he get's clobbered at the mid-terms and in jail. How many relatives in the military have you killed so far? Not in just the USA, Mr. TRUMP?!
Sentient Photon writes "So we're blockading all oil from getting to Cuba such that their power plants have shut down and 11 million people on the island will no longer have power. This means they'll start losing clean water, all public services and food.

This is NOT being covered, it seems, anywhere.

We're just killing people now?
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shutting down entire countries?
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Guess what happens when your leader isn't hell bent on convincing half your population that the other half is a bunch of child grooming pedophiles, rapists and murderers?
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Trump accepted a bribe of services when Putin spied on Hillary Clinton. This is treason. The GOP would deny this.
bj_chippendale says "This is a very old problem for human civilization." quoting a post that states that 'This comic is over 80 years old and is as relevant today as the day it was drawn.' Amidst restaurant tables labelled 'healthcare', 'education', 'sciences', and 'arts', the table being served the most cash by waiters filled with trays of money is a table seated by a character armed in military gear labeled "War", consuming all the currency.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A tombstone labelled "TRUMP" has a caption written in the stone foundation saying "Please wash hands after urinating"
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams "Fuck! I'm Dying" - the Onion
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
If you wanted to start a movement to replace republican media? I'd put out an awareness campaign to switch to other forms of entertainment. I refuse to pay for fascism or pedophelia.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Alberta Separatists can move to Florida. I hear a lot of homes used to be owned by Canadians fleeing the cult, so it should feel just perfect to greedy white people living on others misfortunes.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Trump talking to a fellow golfer on the golfing green asks "Guess my handicap" the golfer next to Trump replies "Speech? Memory? Narcissistic personality? Counting? Walking? Dressing yourself? 5th grade vocabulary? Syphilitic dementia?"
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Does META offer AI customer service yet? I'd like to complain.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
What NATO says about Trump's war?
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How do we get Pam Bondi charged with not only breaking the law, directly lying to congress, not answering direct questions about the missing Epstein files? The DOW has nothing to do with child molestation. She should be held accountable for her deflection; reputation? RUINED.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
We can't have nice things anymore, like the Kennedy Center... ...or a State of the Union. It's an uncultured leader, that is breeding un-culture itself, lying and stealing glory for himself and bearing false witness. A lawless pedophile who is starting a war as a distraction. A literal WAR.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
What's Trump's mind on during that observation? His fingertip.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Don't forget evidence hiding pedophile obstructing justice via Pam Bondi.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Trump claims that "We have a silent support" shortly after saying that Kristy Noem is doing a great job, clearly out of sync with sane voters. This deserves the 25th amendment. This is evidence of a lying individual who has gutted government's oversight completely. Damn pedophile.
Trump claims "We actually have a silent support" and the evidence is that it is dark money from foreign interests desiring the destruction of the US dollar globally.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Credibility is a national issue, not just a presidential one.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This is what happens when you don't take your own job seriously.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This brings to question of if we want to support businesses that are dangerous to our future or not.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Emperor Palpatine meets and greets with Blah Blah the Butt. (a picture containing an image of the galactic senate leader taking an interest in local politics.)
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He's what happens when you really ignore history hard because it's annoying.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I've long said, never negotiate with a terrorist; that means Trump supporters too. They are violent idiots bent on wrecking things for their own entertainment, have the wits of a doorknob and the ethics of a pedophile.
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Just a heads up. foul language ahead.
CAUTION: Low Ceiling, watch your (the word "head" is scratched out and replaced with the word "Language")
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
We're in good company. 😁
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Vance Gilbert @vancegilbert.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
That moment when I wake up to remind myself to drink the camomile tea I made to go to sleep. Why? I don't want to waste the tea. 😄
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