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Oliver Van Der Beer

@van-der-beer.bsky.social
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smart-aleck Nurse. Live in Palo Alto, California Animal Lover, My dog's name is 'Cowboy,' a rescue. Direct bloodline to the Plantagenet in France and England.

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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PBS...." In recent years, the military has become increasingly dependent on chaplains to help address the growing number of troops in mental health distress. Hegseth has said he wants chaplains to focus more on God and less on therapeutic "self-help and self-care." We need detox for Pete and Cash.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump resumed the federal death penalty after an informal moratorium during previous administrations. The federal government used pentobarbital in 13 executions between 2020 and 2021, contributing to Trump becoming the most prolific execution president in over 130 years. AP
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a Nurse, I can put an IV in anyone, even during CPR.. Who is putting IV's in Tennessee prisoners.. I have put them in arms, legs, or feet in serious conditions,,
i.ve
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can't believe I won The most influential Bluesky posters. I assume #1 is top poster not how many votes I got.. If I got 1 vote and I voted for myself, this was stolen..🥸😂🤣🙃
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On display at the Smithsonian. Before hair plugs existed, Elon Musk wore these wigs to get into Ketomine parties. Comes with dandruff. The hippie Days.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Does this sound right: The US dept of War is firing rockets at Iran that the Administration insist is not a war,?,LOL Trump: I love my poorly educated ( including him)..I rest my case.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
JD Vance wll not give a date when gas prices will start to fall. Basically, he said we should be happy gas prices are what they are now. Trump said we are in an economic 'Boom'. Trump singing: 🎶 I farted out loud that got the whole world laughing 🎶 😂
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oliver, I can't remember a time when my shit did stink..Unlike you, Goyims.. We just bought a circumcised (only) island and nudist colony off Albania..Now take a hike, you Catholic.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@4688guy.bsky.social WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump’s son-in-law and negotiator Jared Kushner will travel to the Middle East next week to try to advance plans for an end to the conflict in Gaza after a deal recently announced. The Israeli destroyed Gaza..5 star hotel? Shut up Oliver.lol
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@ebisback.bsky.social Karoline Leavitt is running away from the White House at the end of the month. Claims she wants to spend more time with her grandfather she married and 2 kids. Wants to get back to cooking with her cauldron.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
At 6:30 pm, near Death Valley, the Temperature is 122°F. BBQ weather? 😎 Bakersfield is bracing for a nippy evening at 108F Oddly, San Francisco is 58F. Proves Mark Twain was right. The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@shawnmcnulty.bsky.social NEW YORK (AP) — Analysts are expecting major oil companies to report raking in large spring profits while fighting between Iran and the U.S. impeded petroleum shipments and consumers around the world paid more for fuel and confronted shortaGE..THX TRUMP-STUMP shit pants.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The only time the elections are legitimate is when MAGA wins. Imagine that the president of the country cheats. A mafia boss out for revenge. He has not lowered the prices of homes or food. denied healthcare to millions, didn't stop the war in Ukraine. Now, we're in a war with Satan himself.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I ask you, Katy Perry bought a convent in LA's Los Feliz neighborhood. !4 million and it's beautiful. It's on Waverly Drive. Does she know her property is smack Dab next to the LaBianca house, where the Manson girls murdered the couple inside.. WTF, Tate/ Labianca notorious murder. RUN
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Saw my neighbor at the store and:
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Great weather in the SF Bay area..The East Bay is 101F/38 °C LOL WTF
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Stupid Nurse Jokes. What do you do if someone has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry. I know, stupid. Nurse: Mr Green, your insurance doesn't cover a bedpan. However, I can slap the shit out of you.
mr.green
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy Pride Month.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Just saw an interview with Ivanka Trump. She and Jared just bought an island off the coast of Albania. Sounds like a great place for Grandpa Donald to chase little girls in his see-through swimming suit. Diddy is nasty, Ivanka.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My grandparents used to swim in this huge pool. Fleishhacker Swimming Pool, San Francisco, California. Closed in 1970..The photo is circa 1932
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Rubio says Cuba is a threat to the US as Havana accuses him of 'lies.'... Cuba can't keep the lights on or feed the Cuban People..Trump's next war is Cuba. With all this, how is Cuba a threat? Every day, Trump is up to no good. Did Hitler swear no more war after he took the Sudetenland?
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
near San Francisco, Earthquakes. These are small quakes. Broadmoor has had: (M1.5 or greater) 2 earthquakes in the past 24 hours 13 earthquakes in the past 7 days 45 earthquakes in the past 30 days 824 earthquakes in the past 365 days
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Channel 7 news update with Oliver. Oliver, what is actually going on? If you notice, People are still drinking thanks to Judge Pirro demanding the bar stay open for more DUI arrests (she put her shoes on). The Band is still playing Brazil 66. Rumors of a GoFundMe page started. LIVE Hilton DC
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
5 tornadoes were reported in California’s Central Valley on Tuesday, NWS says.. WHAT THE HELL!
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We should have trusted Devine more.RIP
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Elon's new cars have no steering wheel or pedals. Pray tell, what do you do in the car: sleep, sex, or cook? Prob like North Korea and listen to Elon's tape 24/7 (Court Case) Judge, I couldn't help it. I had no steering wheel or brake pedal. I was on the couch in the front.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Has anyone checked on Steve Bannon? Reporters caught him washing his pants and underwear at an LA laundry mat. 😂
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
NEW YORK (AP) — Federal auto regulators have escalated a probe of Tesla after several of its cars crashed while using its self-driving feature,😱🤣😜 just as CEO Elon Musk prepares to roll out a new model with no steering wheel or pedals. (Below) I just picked up my new Tesla.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
2 seniors met for lunch (women), and one asked why the other one has a suppository sticking out of her ear. I do, the woman said. I now have an idea where my hearing aid is..lol
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
They are saying Bannon didn't pee his pants on stage, but it's just different material.,.I have never seen pants like this. LOL I'm sticking to the pee pee story..LOL
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This is the best film that has ever rolled out. It's full of scandals and incest associated with the fight for water going to LA.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@tylerfage.bsky.social
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Trump's blockade is not working. A Chinese ship just went right by the American warships.. LOL
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I don't give a shite what people wear, but I found it strange that Amazon has a collection of this on their website...It's called the Sissy collection. I thought Bazos was a Trump buddy..Wait until Rev. Franklin Graham sees this.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Malenia Trump (The Last Lady) has stated she doesn't know Epstein or Maxwell. Something is about to be leaked, and I don't think it's gas,,,
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
We need to do something with MAGA.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. A must-see from the motion picture times of the 40's.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I could take Pete Hegseth..Even with one paw.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Pam Bondi is getting Judge Pirro to answer.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Coming up, the Academy Award best Movie for a DEI hire and a pervert sitting on his lazy ass all over D.C., feeling sorry for himself.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Click on Howdy Doody's (Mark) hair to find my message.
Where is Fart-Book's wife? He prob turned the heater off and left her in the 5 million dollar Atherton home with a jacket and top ramen noodles. 
Not enough for me to kiss Trump's Culo..
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The president announced at the White House that they are negotiating with Iran. So far, they will allow Ivanka to sell her purses at their malls. Jared wants an additional $75 from the Saudi Prince for take-out. Melania's film is doing well. They gave her 1.4/ 5 on her hat and 1.2/ 5 on her acting 😆
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Last week, Bondi proposed a new rule that would allow the Department of Justice to take over investigations of alleged attorney misconduct of its own lawyers.MSN. Insulating themself from accountability. We need a department that will convict Trump's goons of treason after the midterms.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
23 earthquakes in the past 7 days 71 earthquakes in the past 30 days 830 earthquakes in the past 365 days Stats on California earthquakes.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Wife: The kids are spoiled, Rodney. Rodney Dangerfield: All kids smell like that 😂
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Below: comedians George Burns and Gracie Allen/ George: Gracie, why did you send your nephew one shoe? Gracie: My sister said he grew another foot. 😂
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
That's it, Donald. You're off my contact list.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
John!!! They finally fired Kristi Noem. Below, Martha Mitchell.
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Oliver Van Der Beer @van-der-beer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
😱I can't stop laughing that Trump wants to be part of the Iran's government's selection of a new leader. How fucking stupid can you be? 😅
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