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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 4h
i felt like sharing this suletta so i'm sharing this suletta
screenshot of suletta mercury from "mobile suit gundam: the witch from mercury". she has on an honestly kinda sporty looking long-sleeved orange outfit, and has her right arm partway through a black, green and red jacket her gaze is pointed towards as she gets dressed
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 08/10/2026
what do you mean we have a canned fruit monopoly
The Competition Commission noted that part of the merger conditions for approval were employee protections.

It also said that the closure of the FPWC cannery would create a monopoly over canned fruits in South Africa.

Including the FPWC facility, there are only two canneries in South Africa, with the other being in Langenberg.
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 06/10/2026
screenshot of a clearly distressed anime girl facing downwards. she has pink hair, a yellow sweaty and a skirt so short as to be almost entirely covered by her sweater. the text alongside her reads: "i've been blocked, unblocked, unadded, added, hated, loved, but i've never been peed on"
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 05/10/2026
take your pick
screenshot featuring four drafted bleets as follows:

[first bleet]: "i don't even have a problem with escapism the way i know some oomfies do i just think we ought to have standards, at least fantasise about improving your life as your current self"

[second bleet]: "make detailed promises but vague threats that way nobody thinks you're a bad person"

[third bleet]: "be dismayed, dejected, disappointed"

[fourth bleet]: "why exactly does the human body make bigger cummies if you eat zinc"
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 05/10/2026
ker (anal master) 👍 today's quiz was lwk p easy though
screenshot of the score page from the aforementioned quiz. it reads: 
"finis

puzzle no. 278 - monday, 5 october 2026

482/500 points

master of the annals

97 - 97 - 97 - 94 - 97"
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 03/10/2026
gonna use this screenshot to reply to anyone who says anything negative about g-witch under any of my bleets maybe
screenshot of a business' reply to a google review. their reply reads: "to whom it may concern. i think you are confusing us with another company and i would advise you to make sure of your so called facts before you lift an opinion."
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 03/10/2026
bro i am going to Kill myself. i am going to Kill Myself. i wanted to type 1870 as my guess but i just didn't actually press down on the 0 before i hit enter i am going to Kill Myself
[your guess] 187 AD vs [actually] 1869 AD
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 03/10/2026
weird thing to say but okay
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 02/10/2026
checked my anilists stats for number of anime watched per year,,,,, what was i even doing in 2024
screenshot of the aforementioned stats, featuring a graph that indicates 62 anime watched in 2021, 50 in 2022, 61 in 2023, then a spike in the graph reaching 99 anime watched in 2024, before dropping back down to 57 anime watched in 2025 and 48 anime watched so far in 2026
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 01/10/2026
whole vid is about 7 minutes your bleet just made me think of this part
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 29/09/2026
screenshot of three track titles from an album by lingua ignota. the titles are as follows:

- day of tears and mourning
- sorrow! sorrow! sorrow!
- spite alone holds me aloft
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 27/09/2026
found it
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 26/09/2026
it is important that you see suletta mercury it is important that i see suletta mercury it is important that we see suletta mercury
screenshot featuring: suletta mercury. she is sitting on the ground with her knees to her chest, her arms wrapped to keep them in place, and her face looking off to the side of the frame. she is in front of a pathway in the midde of a bunch of grass and some trees, with bollards affixed with lights along the path behind her, though they are not lit as it is a daytime scene
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 26/09/2026
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 26/09/2026
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 24/09/2026
the aforementioned adidon moment objectively crazy drake's career survived this picture of him, nevermind the song
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 24/09/2026
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 24/09/2026
many are saying this
anime screenshot with subtitles that read: "the pope probably has no combat experience." the image features three characters wielding swords and surrounding someone in priestly robes, the aforementioned pope
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 23/09/2026
👍
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 22/09/2026
everyone always acts confused when i send the sabikui worm extraction kiss gif i barely use it though tbf ah right, sabikui worm extraction kiss gif below for reference
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 22/09/2026
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 22/09/2026
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 22/09/2026
snail spotted
picture of a white flower with a yellow core with beads of morning dew on the inside of its petals. it is shaped somewhat like a cup. there is a little snail moving down along the inner edge of one of the petals
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 19/09/2026
i will end you
screenshot of a spotify playlist cover that features a backlit keyboard with the lights all green, and the title of the playlist "coding mode" in green. the description beneath it reads: "dedicated to all the programmers out there."
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 19/09/2026
evergreen
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 18/09/2026
i will be seeing it at [location] on [date] i am looking forward to it 👍
screenshot indicating a singular ticket purchased for the "resident evil" film, with location, date, time, seat and reference number censored via pink block. the digital ticket contains the movie's poster, which is of someone facing away from the camera, with a green medical bag of some kind at their hip, and a gun in their right hand. the rest of the poster shows a hazy apocalyptic city, with the title of the movie in the centre in red.
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 18/09/2026
screenshot of a series of my own bleets that pop up when searching my profile for the words "i believe you", the screenshot features such classic bleets as:

[replied to claspers]: i believe you
[replied to usagi]: i believe you
[replied to xerinchain]: i believe you tbvh it was more a tangential train of thought on my own recent feelings
[replied to ven]: i believe you
[replied to むふふだど…!!]: i believe you
[replied to flytrus]: i believe you
[replied to lurnya] [the screenshot is cropped directly after the text indicating it is a reply]screenshot of a series of my own bleets that pop up when searching my profile for the words "i trust you", the screenshot features such classic bleets as:

[replied to larasati]: i trust you
[replied to nonbinairy!!]]: i trust you
[replied to ven]: don't drink alcohol or caffeinated beverages oomf i trust you,,,,,,
[replied to ren d(-w-)b]: i trust you
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 17/09/2026
iol article from an interview with [named individual idc fr]
The upgrades to Kyalami have already begun, even though F1 won’t be coming to SA in 2026.

“The approval process is already done; the FIA has approved plans for Kyalami to be upgraded to a grade one circuit from its current grade two circuit status.”

“That did take a while to get that process going, and we have a period of three years before we need to actually complete all these upgrades for a Formula One to be hosted at Kyalami. They will be done systematically as and when we don't have the circuit hired out to somebody else, for example.

“It's a logistical thing. We have already started with some of the upgrades; it's just how we incorporate them without interrupting the normal course of business with other events going on at Kyalami.”

With these upgrades in mind, and how long they will take to complete, even 2027 might be a tad optimistic to have an F1 event in SA. In fact, the current schedule is packed and one of the venues would still have to fall away before South Africa could even be considered.

“Portugal has just been appointed as a host country for Formula One for 2027 and 2028. So they've got a two-year deal with Portugal already.

“So the earliest we could have a race in South Africa would be 2029.”
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 13/09/2026
right right, i can picture it now,,,, i used carian@briefly but this was my final* look *(i have not bought/played shadow of the erdtree but i want to eventually,,,,)
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 10/09/2026
sometimes i need to do really important research during work hours for personal reasons
youtube video titled "ranking cereal mascots based on how easy/hard it would be to birth them from your anus". the screenshot itself is cropped so only the top third of the video is visible, in which the pink hair and fluffy cat ears of a vtuber can clearly be seen, along with an on-screen box containing messages from the live chat
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 08/09/2026
kinda
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 07/09/2026
+
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 07/09/2026
your bleet made me think of this part specifically
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 06/09/2026
why would you not just say that in english
screenshot of a paragraph from a wikipedia article that reads as follows:

Demian: The Story of a Boyhood is a bildungsroman by Hermann Hesse, published in 1919. Demian was first published under the pseudonym "Emil Sinclair," the name of the narrator of the story, but Hesse was later revealed to be the author. The tenth edition was the first to bear Hesse's name, and the title was changed to Demian: The Story of Emil Sinclair’s Youth
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 04/09/2026
i simply need to become more youko pilled with it ig,,,,,
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 03/09/2026
isn't it cool that you don't have to type new words about news like this
screenshot of a bleet from ker (paralysed) @vamposts.co.za that reads as follows:
"i wonder what it's like to be someone who actually pays for a service like this on the promise of what it's pitched as, only for the pitch itself to change over and over again"
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 02/09/2026
i decided to post this emilia screenshot. i am likely to post more later. please look forward to her
screenshot of emilia from re:zero. she has an earnest smile on her face, seen from quite close-up. her eyes are purple, with narrow cyan pupils, and she has silver hair. she is very good.
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 02/09/2026
i thought this bleet was about@nanoka (pictured) so i thought: true,,,,,,, but who is: - nonoka
screenshot of the aforementioned nanoka, with her mouth open and thus especially sharp canines exposed. her pupils resemble a snake's and her irises have an orange hue to them. she is visibly angry. the subtitles read as follows:
"you,,, you deceived mao for some stupid curse?!"
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 31/08/2026
i've got the crying youko pfp, distinct from the vampire youko on bsky, and the edgy kaneki-core youko on anilist but also y'know i really can't add anything to my list this season i'm watching 20 anime so it'll be a little bit
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 31/08/2026
the conversation i was talking about
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 30/08/2026
ker (planning to watch a play),,,,
screenshot showing text that reads as follows:

mamma mia! the musical!
teatro at montecasino
sunday 15 november 2026 at 14:00
1x tickets
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 28/08/2026
a screenshot of haman karn from mobile suit gundam zz with her hands in front of her face. her right hand is wrapped in a lace glove, and on her left she wears a large silver bracelet. she is dressed entirely in black, and has on red lipstick in this shot. she looks visibly distraught
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 27/08/2026
bro i've been gone from no man's sky for a few years and people are just fully making mechs now what is going: on
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 26/08/2026
i spent too much of the last hour listening to anime op's instead of: sleeping,,,, i am going to@sleep goodnight oomfs goodnight oomfs goodnight: - oomfs
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 26/08/2026
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 26/08/2026
screenshot of an old tweet of mine (username theycula) and two replies from dead and sweet oomfie, they read as follows

@theycula: to this day i don't know what the fuck esex is
@fatshiros: oh essex? i used to live there
@fatshiros: oh wait did you mean e-sex??
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 25/08/2026
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 25/08/2026
this youtube policy change that went into effect yesterday is why i changed my settings last week to disable auto-play and video previews on the home feed
Hi everyone!
 
Last year, we updated how we count public views for Shorts to better capture how viewers watch on YouTube. Now, we’re aligning all other video formats to this same standard for consistency across the platform. Beginning on 24/08/2026, a view will be counted the moment a video begins to play—from the very first frame. This standard will now apply globally across all formats.
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 25/08/2026
drafted bleet that reads: if you've never loved someone enough to be willing to hold their literal shit in your hands then you have never loved anyone at all
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ker (agender) 🇿🇦🇧🇼🏳️‍🌈 @vamposts.co.za · 25/08/2026
i feel like at some point you just have to accept you don't like a genre and that's okay. 95 percent of battle shounen is "identical battleslop!" is like complaining that 95 percent of romance manga end with the main couple in love. you agreed to the terms when you started reading this like idk
[bleet from sungwon cho @prozdishere.bsky.social that reads as follows]

"my plane activity is reading random shonen jump manga and let me tell you 95% of shonen manga is just this chart, it starts out fun and full of personality and devolves into identical battleslop, sucks"

beneath the bleet is a picture of a chart, as mentioned, where a line representing "fun" along the y axis declines sharply and a separate line representing "fight" along the x axis rises at the same rate
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