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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

OH MY GOD I DID IT!!!!! AND IT ONLY DROPPED LIKE THREE LEGS IN THE PROCESS. AND THEY KEPT MOVING LONG AFTER THEY FELL OFF. BE FREE YOU REPULSIVE FREAK OF NATURE

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

HOUSE CENTIPEDE BENEATH THE TABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF ZOOM INTERVIEW OH MY GOD

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

EVERY APOTHECARY DIARIES EPISODE court lady: EEE!!! THERE’S A GHOST SLAPPING MY ASS!!! maomao: the fabric of your dress is a heavy material that slaps your ass as you walk. but the vibrations can cause a miscarriage jinshi: i am openly in love with you gaoshun:

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

KNOW THAT YOU MIGHT GET MORE OF MY DERANGED VAMPIRE RAMBLINGS ON MAIN THAN USUAL FOR A WHILE, BUT REST ASSURED THAT AFTER OCTOBER I WILL TENDERLY HELP MYSELF BACK TO THE SIDE TWITTER

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

GREETINGS ALL!!! I WILL BE WALKING AROUND #ANYC WITH A BUNCH OF HUALIAN STICKERS AND XIE LIAN COLONOSCOPY POSTCARDS (MY ART) AND A HANDFUL OF AMARANTH MOOR STICKERS (MY BOOK, BUT NOT MY ART) TO HAND OUT IF YOU WANT ANYTHING, HIT ME UP!!!

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

PSA: WATCH OUT FOR AI COMMENT SCAMS ON AO3!⚠️ Tip-offs: - New accounts (this one was made today) - Call to action - Oddly descriptive analysis (Often OK, but if in doubt use AI checkers) This is the first like this I've seen and I could EASILY see someone falling for it!! BEWARE

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

HELLO MAIN ACCOUNT, I HAVE ADDED THE XIE LIAN COLONOSCOPY POSTCARDS TO THE SHOP!!! FREE WITH ANY OTHER ITEM (REQUEST IT IN ORDER NOTES) OR OTHERWISE LIKE 3 DOLLARS TOTAL, DO GET THEM OFF MY HANDS

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

DON’T WORRY THEY GET HIM OUT WITH UNSTICKING SPELLS LATER

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I WAS WATCHING ANIME AND THIS SCENE CAME ON WITH PEACEFUL SAD MUSIC AND I YELLED “SEVENTY OVER FORTY???” OUT LOUD AT THE TELEVISION

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

THANK YOU FOR SUCH LOVELY WORDS!!!! YIN YU 4EVER!!!! SADLY I PROBS WON’T FINISH THE JUNMEI BECAUSE IT WAS MOSTLY A JUN WU MCDONALDS MEME FIC THAT WENT OFF THE RAILS AND WASN’T NARRATIVELY STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY THE PLOT I HAD IN MIND. BUT I’M SATISFIED WITH IT AS A FUN ROMP

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

SEE YOU AT FAN EXPO PHILLY IN LIKE 1 MONTH!!! ALSO EVEN THOUGH THE BOOTH WILL BE ALL VAMPIRE STUFF I WILL BE HANDING OUT FREE POSTCARDS OF THIS DOODLE OF XIE LIAN HAVING A COLONOSCOPY TO ANY TGCF ENJOYERS WHO SAY HELLO (PLUS OLD P4P STICKERS) SO IF YOU ARE AROUND...COME THRU

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

IN OTHER WORDS SNAP OUT OF IT SOLDIER!!!!!!!!

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

NOW IM NO LOVE GURU, IN FACT IM DOWNRIGHT UNSENTIMENTAL ABOUT THESE THINGS, BUT STOP MOURNING THE SICK ASS LIFE YOU THOUGHT YOUD HAVE WITH SOME RANDOM DWEEB BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON THE SICK ASS LIFE YOU HAVE WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT DWEEB OF ALL. YOU

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I STOPPED AT THE LIBRARY TO PICK UP MY NEXT STACK OF WITCH HATS AND CAME INTO NIGHT SHIFT LIKE WOOOOHOOO TIME TO PARTYYY ONLY TO IMMEDIATELY GET PELTED WITH ADMISSIONS

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

OKAY IVE JUST BEEN TO MY LOCAL LIBRARY, TIME TO FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I HAVE GOTTEN MY FAIR SHARE OF “DEAR DEER” MISSIVES IN MY TIME BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

1) WHAT ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!??? 2) YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE. KETCHUP, MAYO, RELISH. ARE YOU SATISFIED, ANON. ARE YOU SATISFIED

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

1. HEY!!! HEY!!!!!!!!! THATSNTNOT MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! 2. ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I HAVENT FINISHED TCOAM YET, WE HAVENT EVEN CRACKED OPEN THE RUBBERBANDED EXPLODING WATERMELON THAT IS MY TCOAM EXTRAS AND AU IDEAS. SO WE CAN ASSUME IT WILL BE MY SPOILED ONLY CHILD FOR A LONG TIME

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS (1) WHY ARE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DISCUSSING MY BURGER PREFERENCES (2) WHAT IS A NATIVE BURGER EATER. IS THAT A POLITE WAY OF SAYING AMERICAN (3) SPICY RANCH???? HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A BURGER, MONSIEUR?????????

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELLLLL OMFFFGGGGGGGG I FELT LIKE MY FACE WAS BURNING

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

IM CRYING….YOU WANT THIS BURGER SO BAD BUT YOU WOULD STILL SHARE SOME WITH ME…..IM SO TOUCHED……

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

IM KEPT ALIVE BY A SLOW BUT STEADY DRIP OF BLORBOS MEL. I NEED TO GET MORE OF THESE

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY BUT IN MY CASE IT MAYBE ONLY MAKES ME MORE INSANE SO I’LL SETTLE FOR THAT. THANKS FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION ANON

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR GOODS AND SERVICES

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A TRAP. LIKE IM GONNA SAY “WHAT’S LITMUS” AND YOU’LL SAY LITMUS ASS OR SOMETHING

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I WAS GOING TO WATCH FRANKENSTEIN MOVIE TONIGHT BUT NOW IT GOT TOO LATE AND IM OUT OF TIME AND MY NEXT DAY OFF IS IN LIKE FOREVER WAUGHHHHHH I HATE MY SCHEDULE SOOOOOOOO MUCH

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

WAIT FOR ME ARTISTS ENGLAND IS NOT TOO FAR

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

AND I LOVE YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN. I SHALL!!!!!

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY FAVORITE FICS. I JUST FINISHED S2 AND IM DESPERATE

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

SORRY ABOUT THE ART SPAM EVERYBODY I JUST RANDOMLY DISCOVERED A SHOW I COMPLETELY DID NOT EXPECT TO ENJOY BUT SUDDENLY

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

SURE IT IS A CROWDED FIELD BUT NOBODY DOES IT LIKE YOU, BAXTER. NOT A SINGLE DAMN SOUL. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

EVERYONBE LOOK AT WHAT MEL IS DOING EVERYONE LOOOOK

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

AODIWUDJSJ WHY THANK YOU ANON, YOUR GIGGLES FEED ME LIKE MONSTERS INC!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT’S BEEN SO LONG RIGHT NOW FIC WRITING IS PAUSED WHILE I GIVE BIRTH TO MY ORIGINAL FICTION NOVEL, YOU CAN PEEP THE MADNESS OVER AT @amaranthmoor.bsky.social BUT I WILL POST IT ON AO3 EVENTUALLY TOO

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

BLESS YOU KIND CITIZEN I WILL USE THIS FOR HORRIBLE AND EVIL THINGS

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Deer 🦌 xiegmund freudlian @vampirefaun.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

IM GONNA NEED TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF DRUG BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THERES A WIDE DIFFERENCE. LIKE ARE THESE FICS MAKING YOU CHILL OUT ON A COUCH OR SEE SOUNDS OR CHARGE INTO BATTLE AGAINST ONCOMING TRAFFIC

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