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Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody)

@vampirecartelboss.bsky.social
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"Who are you? Me? Nobody?"

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Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody) @vampirecartelboss.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A chuckle escaped his lips, it's great to see you as well, man. I am planning to spent it in Chihuahua at my hacienda. You want to join? I'm having a party, some of my maker's friends, cartel buddies.
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Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody) @vampirecartelboss.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bowie! My man! It's been awhile. I'm turning twenty two, in a few days. Getting older as a vampire but I'm still the same guy.
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Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody) @vampirecartelboss.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"I definitely will, won't i?" Lalo chuckled, fangs bordering his lips. "So, you think I'll be good at this skating thing?"
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𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗗𝗬 𝙆𝙍𝙐𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙍 {Parody} @elmstreetsdemon.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
"Guess who's back, BITCH?!" Name: Frederick Charles Krueger Age: 83 (Immortal) Alias: Freddy Krueger, The Springwood Slasher, King of Nightmares, Uncle Freddy etc. Short bio: You fuckin know who I am! Alignment: Evilest motherfucker of all time RT OR DIE!
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Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody) @vampirecartelboss.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I am, yes, good observation, my temperature does run quite low.
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Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody) @vampirecartelboss.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"I'd love to, I believe I hadn't even got on the skates yet. Though, a skating vampire might be quite the sight.
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𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓 ( Parody ) @darkraven.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
⸻ " 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐒 . " ♔ Writer of #𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝕽𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓. ♔ Book Reader. ♔ TV Series Lover. ♔ Coffee Addict. ♔ Editor. ♔ Artist. ♔ 21+ Only. ♔ #Multifandom.
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Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody) @vampirecartelboss.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Harold! Yes it has, I remember you were teaching this vampire about ice skating.
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Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca (parody) @vampirecartelboss.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"Who are you? Me? Nobody? Literate Vampirc Portrayal of Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca. Penned by: #Devilishcro
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a man with a mustache sits at a table in an orange uniform
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𝐁𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐄. @plutopolis.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
⠀ ⠀ 𝐑 𝐎 𝐂 𝐊 𝐒 𝐓 𝐀 𝐑 . 𝓑𝑶𝑾𝑰𝑬 𝓛𝑨𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑯𝑬 head vampire. band frontman. era flexible. mature themes. crossover friendly. & 𝐊 𝐈 𝐋 𝐋 𝐄 𝐑 . ⠀
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‍‍‍ ‍‍𐙚 ָ࣪ ‍ ‍‍𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒔 ‍‍┈ ‍‍𝓌𝑎𝑘𝑒 ‍‍𝑢𝑝 ‍‍⸃⸃ @lacedinivory.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
ᅠ ᭄᭡ 𝓬𝐚͟𝐥͟𝐥͟𝐞͟𝐝͟ ͟𝐡͟𝐞͟𝐫 𝓵𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 . 𝓈𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝒻𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 lace.⠀⠀⠀ ┈─ ೀ
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‎‏‎‏݁ᛪ༙ 𝚂𝙸𝚂𐕣𝙴𝚁 ͜ 𝕭𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐒 ݃ @godscene.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
﹙ † ﹚𝐓𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝐈𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝐀𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝐒 𝙰͟𝙻͟𝚁͟𝙴͟𝙰͟𝙳͟𝚈͟ ͟ ͟𝙸͟𝙽͟𝚂͟𝙸͟𝙳͟𝙴͟ ͟ ͟𝚈͟𝙾͟𝚄͟ .. ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴺᴼᵂ ᴼᴺ , ᵂᴱ ᶜᴴᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺᴳᴱ ᴴᴵᴹ ── 𝐁 𝐀 𝐑 𝐍 𝐄 𝐒 .
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Dr. Oliver Wolf (RP Parody) Hiatus @apackofone.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
...𝙄'𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨. 🐺 Dr. Oliver Wolf 🐺 -Neurologist @ Bronx General Hospital - Luddite extraordinaire - Living life w/prosopagnosia -Preshipped It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ RT & ♡
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Mr. Manx 🎄(Parody) @fathrchr1stmas.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒖𝒓𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒕? 🎄Charlie T. Manx🎄 A strong Creative. Father. Monster. Canon & AU portrayal of a #N0S4A2RP villain. 21+. MDNI. It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ ↺ & ♡
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Niamh Cullen (Parody) @irishvampbites.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
- I'm a 785 year old vampire - OOC vampire - Bi / female lean - Any fandom - Detailed and Literate - Mirrored responses - 25 + RP only - MDNI - DM's are for plotting only - NO DM RP's No Exceptions
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𐙚 ָ࣪ 𝕻𝚄𝙿𝙿𝙴𝚃 ᴼᴺ ᴬ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ゙ @sohoisms.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
ᅠ 𓋜 ᵀᴴᴱ ᔆᴵˣᵀᴵᴱᔆ ᔆᵀᴬᴿᴸᴱᵀ ˖ ◜
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