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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Sorry we haven't gotten around to making our logo gay yet the the social media intern is lazy

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

We may host some unsavory things on our platform but atleast we’ll never email you Nazi dog whistles!

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Heavy x Medic yaoi. That's it. That's our pride month post.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

We were hungry so we ate the Gordon Freeman.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

We apologize for the lack of frequency in posts. An intern at our office created a resonance cascade and caused Bellevue to be transported to Xen. We have returned Bellevue to its rightful place in Washington and the intern has been sent to the CS2 skin mines. Thank you for your understanding.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Remember, the only official outlet for our games now is Steam. If you pirate Half Life you will become MOLD.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Whoever is spamming Mr. Newell’s email with pictures of their cat please stop this is not what he intended when he made his email public knowledge, death threats and questions about Half Life 3 are the most he’s able to handle.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Heavy believes that LGBT rights are human rights! That is not just because they're an ally, Heavy is also a butch lesbian.

A transparent PNG of Heavy overlaid on the LGBT pride flag

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

We are adding a new class to Team Fortress 2. That class? A second medic. No there is no difference between this medic and the current medic, we’re simply adding him to the game a second time.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

We are pleased to announce that we now have 50 willing aperture science test applicants- I mean 50 followers.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

In case you were wondering what the valve at our offices does it turns the building into a giant inflatable balloon.

Image of the famous red “Valve” decoration located within the headquarters of Valve Corporation

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

We gave the companion cube a gun and sent it into town. Interested to see what will transpire.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I had Sex With Hitler up for sale long before you did, buddy.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Mike Harrington is outside in the parking lot performing a seance. We don’t know why he’s here or what spirit he intends to contact he left the company years ago.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

We here at Valve value costumer feedback, that is why we are putting out a Steam survey that will ask where you think the bodies are. There are no wrong answers!

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

It's Freaky Friday, that means for today only we're putting PORN GAMES on sale.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

For the last FUCKING time we are not adding Big Slappy to Team Fortress 2 and anyone that continues to ask will have their entire steam inventory replaced with SAND as punishment.

Image of a community cosmetic known as “Big Slappy” which gives the Scout from Team Fortress 2 a massive pair of asscheeks (with his pants still on of course)

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Mr. Newell keeps pacing around the office muttering to himself about something related to DOOM and Pornography and we’re getting a bit worried for him.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

The Lion does not concern itself with how the competition is doing. It simply wins.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

We see all the emails from our customers asking us for it and we regret to inform you Mr. Newell has prohibited us from making his bank account open source.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

WAHOO! Enjoy two popular Nintendo Switch titles: Super Mario Odyssey and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild coming to Steam July 15th! They will also be on sale from July 15th through August 1st! We didn't ask Nintendo permission to do this because fuck them and their copyright!

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

We will be adding the Plumbus from Rick and Morty as a hat to Team Fortress 2. I don't care if Rick and Morty is no longer funny some kid with cancer had the MakeAWish Foundation make this request and we're not going to deny a kid their dying wish, that's Epic Games behavior.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Mr. Newell put fucking wheels on one of his yachts and parked it in the lot at our offices. What the fuck do we do now? I can't get my car in or out.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Some of you sick fucks want to make out with the Valve guy. HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY HE IS SUPPOSED TO INDUCE FEAR IN YOUR HEARTS AND SOULS.

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Stealing Nintendo’s whole style with the white on red shit

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Valve Corporation @valve-usa.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

No you’re not getting a Half Life 3 shut up Gordon Freeman died

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