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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀)

@valskiddo.bsky.social
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⠀ ⠀ “𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫”(@Youngestshostakov.bsky.social 💕) ⠀ [MDNI 21+ Admin PARODY ACCOUNT]

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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“You don’t have to worry babe. I mean what’s the worst that can happen? Besides we are old enough to take care of our self and to take care of this one.” Matteo’s going to press a kiss to the top of Katerina’s forehead, smiling at her in the process before holding her close. “I love you.”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
「 ✦ Tags ✦ 」 #marvelrp #mcurp #multiverserp #litrp #standalonerp
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
「 ✦ Rules ✦ 」 21+ only • MDNI No godmodding or forced relationships. Matteo is singleship. OC & crossover friendly. Respect triggers, boundaries & personal limits. Adult themes & NSFW will be mentioned. IC ≠ OOC • no drama or hate. Plotting is always welcome. 🩶
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
「 ✦ Admin information ✦ 」 21+ • she/her • GMT Literate & character-driven Heavy adult themes + NSFW content Singleship • OC & crossover friendly MDNI • penned by Meg
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
❝𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬! 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥.❞ Matteo Ross Son of Valentina Allegra de Fontaine & Everett Ross Only child • Lives with his mother Just wants to be normal ♡ @youngestshostakov.bsky.social Marvel OC | selective | multiverse FC: Finn Wolfhard
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I don’t think our parents would do that. And if they did then my dad would take me in and honestly he would be very helpful. He make sure we didn’t live in a bad place.” Matteo’s going to rub Katerina’s stomach now whilst chuckling. “And I was thinking Antonio for a boy. It’s perfect.”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“You know we are gonna have to tell our parents in the end right? We can’t keep sneaking out for scans and stuff. C’mon what’s the worst thing that could happen?” Matteo’s going to lean down and presses a soft kiss against Katerina’s bump whilst smiling. “Darya if we have a girl. It’s Russian.”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“They were always working. I was mostly sent to boarding school by my mom cause of her work and my dad was always busy. Then the divorce happened and I just accepted I be an only child.” Matteo’s going to shrug his shoulders slightly as his hand is still stroking Katerina’s stomach lightly.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“You know what would be funny? If we ended up with more than just one kid in our first pregnancy. Not saying that there would be anything bad with that cause honestly I love to have more than one anyways.” Matteo’s going to gently stroke Katerina’s stomach lightly. “It gets lonely as an only child”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Well I wouldn’t really want anyone else as the mother of my kids to be honest with you. I feel like it would be really wrong if I had someone else as the mother.” Matteo’s going to gently place a hand against her cheek before pressing a soft kiss against her lips again.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Matteo’s going to gently tap his chin whilst being lost in thought but is also going to think for a few minutes since he’s never had to name something that will depend on him one day. “Well first off we gotta think do we want to do Russian names or Italian or do we wanna give them American names?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Ah yes names of future children. Well I think we should totally go with Russian and Italian names since I’m Italian from my mom and you are fully Russian. It be a great first page.” Matteo’s going to move some of Katerina’s hair from out of her face whilst pressing a soft kiss against her cheek.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Oh I actually can’t remember myself now because you distracted me when you sat down on my lap. So now I have a notebook open in front of me and no notes.” Matteo’s going to let out a little bit of a chuckle as he’s now pressing a soft kiss against her lips and grins at Katerina.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Matteo’s going to nod his head a little bit eagerly as he’s now standing up and begins to make his way over to his dresser so that he can grab his notebook and the pen. “Alright yeah this is fine right? Alright babe what shall we add onto this list? Wanna add something first?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Katerina’s words are going to make Matteo smile wildly and is even nodding his head in agreement to the idea of doing this more often with her. That’s when he’s pressing a soft kiss against her lips before finally laying down on his back and pulls her into his arms.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Matteo’s going to nod his head softly to Katerina’s response but is feeling glad that he didn’t hurt her and is indeed feeling rather smug about what he had been doing. “You are absolutely amazing Katerina but you already knew that didn’t you? God I love you so much darling. So so much.”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Matteo’s feeling quite proud of himself for being able to make Katerina orgasm around his fingers which he soon pulls out of her and begins to lick clean before finally laying down next to her. “How was that beautiful? Are you feeling okay? I didn’t hurt you did I babe?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Matteo’s going to nod his head softly to what Katerina is saying and is now going to start fingering her faster all whilst keeping an eye on her facial features to see how much pleasure she’s in. “Hmm that’s it baby. You look so beautiful right now baby. Are you going to cum for me beautiful?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Matteo’s going to increase his speed more when he sees that Katerina is close to her orgasm and is now going to lean down to press a soft kiss against her neck whilst smiling. “I love you so much princess. Do you want to cum now or do you want me to keep fingering you some more darling?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Matteo’s not going to slow down at all now especially since he can see just how much this is pleasuring Katerina so is now going to start thrusting his fingers even faster. “That’s it princess you are taking them so good for me you know. It’s okay baby I got you if you feel like you’re close.”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Matteo’s going to grin softly and is feeling quite proud of himself as he’s now going to gently add a third finger inside of Katerina, moving his fingers faster with a soft chuckle. “Ugh baby you feel absolutely amazing. I love how you are so responsive around my fingers baby. You are amazing.”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Matteo’s going to gently lean down and presses a soft kiss to Katerina’s lips but is also now slowly pushing two fingers inside of her. That’s when he’s slowly going to start thrusting with his fingers inside of her still whilst pressing a few kisses to her neck and jawline. “You are so beautiful”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Matteo’s going to nod his head softly as he’s looking over at Katerina and watching the way that she’s now breathing heavier from how much her pleasure is increasing. “You know baby you are very good at that. C’ere let me start giving you some okay? Do you want me to start taking over?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Matteo’s going to nod his head softly as he’s glancing over at Katerina whilst sitting back against the bed and is going to soon nods his head encouragingly. “C’mon baby I wanna see what you do. Do you wanna show me how much you wanna touch yourself so that I can see?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“I think we should start yes. How about I totally sit back and watch you start playing with yourself and we go from there? I think this is gonna be so romantic.” Matteo’s going to lean back now, his eyes firmly on Katerina as he’s waiting for her to start touching herself but is also grinning.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“Oh well are you? You know what maybe we should totally let you fill out that fantasy how does that sound? I think we should totally test it out.” Matteo’s going to lean forward now and is pressing a soft kiss against Katerina’s lips before sitting back on his knees a little bit.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Oh well don’t worry I’ll take a mental note for next time when we are alone. But you know I do the same right? Like I help you finish if I caught you in the act.” Matteo’s going to smile down at Katerina now before pressing a soft kiss against her lips and sighs happily.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“You be sad if I didn’t let you watch. Maybe I should take notes and let you walk in on me one day mid jerk. And you are very beautiful Katerina. I thought I should let you know that too baby.” Matteo’s going to press a soft kiss against her forehead before pulling her into his arms once more.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Matteo’s going to let out a little bit of a chuckle as he’s going to start messing with Katerina’s hair before finally propping himself up slightly onto his elbow and glances down at her. “So if you were to walk into my room and catch me jerking off to myself you wouldn’t be bothered at all?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
“Yeah it’s totally embarrassing I’ll give that. I mean yeah okay I’ll give myself credit cause I was quick to cover it up but still! It’s like totally embarrassing to have someone walk in.” Matteo’s going to let out a laugh now as he’s soon pressing a soft kiss against her forehead again.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“You used to please yourself? I-I mean I used to do that but then my mom almost caught me and it ruined the mood entirely. My dad on the other hand never exactly seemed to care about the whole idea.” Matteo is going to start laughing now as he’s holding Katerina close and smiles once more.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Matteo’s going to grin softly as he’s pressing another kiss against Katerina’s cheek and finds himself to close his eyes whilst taking a few deep breaths whilst his heart rate finally slows down “You know you also have a very hot orgasm face baby. You look really cute when you cum for me like that”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Matteo’s cheeks are going to turn a soft shade of pink when Katerina says that he’s got a cute face when he’s orgasming and is now going to swat his hand slightly to dismiss her compliment. “What pff no I don’t. I don’t have a cute face when I orgasm. Do I really have a cute face when I nutted?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Matteo’s going to nut right into the condom as soon as he feels how tight Katerina is around his dick when she orgasms with his head now resting against her forehead and let’s out a breathless laughter. “T-that was incredible baby. You are absolutely incredible.” He whispered whilst kissing her.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Matteo’s enjoying just how much he’s making Katerina moan loudly as he’s now going to shift his position slightly so that he’s now pounding into her a little bit more. “Is this alright? Do you want me to go deeper or do you think that this is enough for you baby?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Matteo’s going to jump just slightly to the smack on his ass but is going to just grin anyways since he’s enjoying this far too much. Instead, he’s going to start picking up his pace even more with a low groan finally escaping his lips. “Oh shit baby I’m so close. A-are you getting close?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Matteo’s enjoying each gasp and moan from Katerina and finds himself to let out a gasp at the way that Katerina is dragging her nails down his back slowly. Matteo’s going to start picking up his pace, a loud groan leaving his lips as he’s now going deeper into her with each thrust.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Matteo’s going to pull back, long enough to give Katerina a few seconds to try and relax a little bit but soon slides back into her a little bit harder than before. A soft groan would slip past his lips before beginning to start finally picking up his pace a little bit more.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Matteo’s completely taken off guard by the way that Katerina is now moaning loudly and does indeed get a little worried that someone is going to walk past and hear them. Whilst thrusting, Matteo’s going to reach forward so she can grab the remote and turn on some music to conceal the sounds.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Matteo’s going to nod his head now, feeling a little bit comfortable with Katerina’s words that she will talk to him if she felt uncomfortable with anything he was doing. That’s when Matteo’s going back to thrusting inside of Katerina again whilst letting out a soft groan of pleasure.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Matteo’s going to let out a soft moan himself, gently picking up his pace but making sure it’s not going to hurt Katerina in the process since they are still getting used to all of this. “Just tell me if it’s too much okay? I don’t wanna hurt you or anything. Please let me know okay baby?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Matteo’s going to just let out a faint chuckle to Katerina’s words as he’s now going to carefully enter inside of her after another minute of him admiring how beautiful she is. He’s also letting out a soft groan before slowly starting to thrust into her gently once again. “Is this okay?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Matteo is going to let out a little bit of a laugh to Katerina’s words but his cheeks are going to betray him a little bit when they go a soft twing of pink at the sight before him. “Oh yeah I absolutely love this baby. Do you mind if I start then. Or can I totally take a minute to admire you?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Matteo’s going to just shake his head but it’s really more playful than anything as he’s carefully shifting his position, carefully taking Katerina’s legs and places them against his shoulders. “Does this hurt? Do you feel uncomfortable? I don’t wanna start anything until I know you are okay.”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“I mean surely that one isn’t that complicated right? I just gotta hold your legs against my shoulder that’s all. It’s a lot more easier than these twister game positions cause they look painful.” Matteo’s letting out a little laugh as he’s closing the book and tosses it onto his bedside table.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Matteo is going to press a kiss against Katerina’s cheek and is going to start laughing seeing her deep in concentration with looking at the many sex positions the book has to offer before speaking once again. “Well what do you think? Some of them are stupid. I mean how do you get a leg there?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
“I mean I read up on it in a book once. Hang on I think I have the book still in my room. I erm kinda stole it from my Dad’s place but he’s never really asked for it back.” Matteo’s going to get out of bed now, making his way over to the bookshelf to grab the book on positions and comes back.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
“We can take a break yeah! I don’t mind having a small break before we go again. Oh maybe we could erm switch things up a bit? I know some people like when they experiment with their partners.” Matteo’s going to press another kiss to Katerina’s forehead whilst his hand is gently rubbing her back.
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Matteo’s going to nod his head softly to the idea of catching their breaths since they really did need a break before starting round two with him carefully removing the old condom and puts on the new one. “Well we can take a break. I mean a breather not a break but a breather is a break right?”
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ˣ 🎒⠀⠀MATTEO ⠀⠀ROSS⠀⠀ (parody⠀⠀! ⠀) @valskiddo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Matteo’s going to let out a faint laughter now with him soon leaning forward and opens up his dresser drawer to grab another condom from out of the box. “Yep I got another one right here. But are you absolutely sure you wanna go a second round baby?”
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