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Val Salanitri

@valsalanitri.bsky.social
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I'll figure out what to put here soon... I'm too old and cranky for this shit ((Fictional character in Crack Den SL, ᴠᴀʟ ꜱᴀʟᴀɴɪᴛʀɪ (gyric) in world, xxxmaulxxx discord))

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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
((I dont speak to or about any of them. I have way better things to do with my time. Its not hard.))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
((Its fine. I choose to NOT engage with them on purpose. Literally haven't spoken to the ex in nearly a year. Yet they felt the need to insert themselves in something that didnt involve them. Knowing full well I want nothing to do with them IC or OOC. I respect leaving her alone, I expect the same))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
((Ehh I did it for a reaction. Easy rage bait... yanno? But I get it. I got nothing OOC against any of you. But I do go hard in the paint lol.))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
((I blocked the three in question))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
((Not you Zeke. I know you are her friend and I have no issue with you. I just want 0 to do with any of the three IC or OOC. Im not here wanting drama. Just looking to be left alone and do my thing. Apparently people I stopped acknowledging cant help but keep trying to involve themselves with me.))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
((Ammendment: The three that entered that discussion yesterday I want nothing to do with ICly or OOCly which is why I stepped back from it. An ex and her cronies and I'll leave it at that. Want nothing to do with the lot of them, apparently they keep stalking & inserting themselves though... Sad.))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
((I mean I spent alot of time torturing someone ICly as well. It doesn't mean I hate the player behind the screen... its all part of dark RP. If I give you the impression that I carry any of this OOC it's not the case. I promise that it isn't. I have nothing against anyone that I trash ICly.))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
((I understand fully Nicky and I mean it when I say its all IC. I bust your balls for fun. Just like you bust mine but I have zero hatred OOC for ya. Am I aggressive at times, But its all in silliness of the RP. If I'm going too far, by all means reach out to me. Its all RP and supposed be fun))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
((Disclaimer: OOC nonsense will immediately shut down RP with me. I have neither the time nor the inclination to waste on your RL mental health issues. I keep things IC and IC only. If anything is questionable please message me OOCly and I'd gladly discuss it. Any and all trash talk is IC ONLY!))
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Best upgrade ever...
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love living rent free in people's heads... it's hilarious. Haha I win. You mad...
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We know thats shitboys playbook. Make fake accounts, articles, what next?
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh adorable someone made a fake Val... You know you made it when you got this many haters. I live rent free in all ya'lls heads ... I win.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huh?
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait and see nothing.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Salty salty... lmao
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh is time for a rap battle? Im terrified. Words hurt lol... Oh no wonder this cunt is squaking... they together now? News to me. Shows how much I know or care.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who are you again? Fall back to obscurity where you belong.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dalia. Again let's stop wasting time in the shit. Thats their playground where they are at home. Im going home to watch this off me. Have a shower. And fuck my apparently non age appropriate girlfriend. Enjoy your shit flinging...
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You think I aint laughing at you all...
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrong you stole a picture from our home. Unless the bitch was lying? Though wouldn't surprise me. Like I said. Junkies be junkies.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shut up junkie.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dont waste you time. Shes another dumb junkie, junkies all got their twisted point of views. Lowlifes be low lifting. Baby let's stop playing in the shit. Thats for them not us.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another junkie weighting in. Look the Mollie crew all coming to her defense.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That bitch is obsessed with him. Shitboy and shitgirl. Both junkies who love shitting themselves and flinging shit. Dodged a bullet if you asked me. I couldn't fix it. Had to cut my losses. Sorry bud shes all yours.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sure. You took my picture from our home like some crazy stalker. Whatever you gotta tell yourself shitboy.
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Jennifer Lawrence's Expressive Nod
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doesn't care about me. Yet stalks people posts posting about me... Math aint mathing. I haven't thought about or looked to even see if the bitch was alive in a year.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hilarious when I was the one who dumped her. She had a shit fetish apparently and thats just not my thing. Told her so after she allowed you in our home. You seem pretty obsessed with me. You stole my picture, posted a fake article about me. But please do go on. I love revisionist history.
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Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Massive upgrade.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You still here... Dont ya have some 'Alphaing' to do you fucking queer, powerbottom.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently my ex is stalking these posts too. I hear she is liking all the losers posts talking shit. I can't see it either... how sad...
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yea its for retards so it 'Fitz' you and the gang perfectly... see what I did there. Oh I see Chlamydia Sanko Tang weighted in too... another who is obsessed... LMAO...
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its my job... remember I watch alot of people. You aint special. Despite how much mommy might have said so. After this thread... Im seeing why you and all those idiots drove around in a short bus.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once a junkie ... always a shitting your pants junkie. You'll fall again. Will be fun to watch. Only a matter of time.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pot, this is kettle you are black my guy. Everyone in the city talks shit about you behind your back. Everyone refers to you as shitboy. Everyone laughs at how far the Rejects have fallen letting your junkie ass in. I can be the butt of everyone's jokes. I live rent free in your heads. Dont care
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait that skinny method head looking bitch is 3 years older than you? Oh wow... Id have thought she was at least ten years older. Yeesh.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Lmao Meme: Man Laughing Heartily
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cuck chair? Lmao. You admitted you posted that article. But, I'd rather sit in a cuck chair then my own feces? A position you are all too comfortable and familiar with, ya junkie loser. You are beneath me. Always will be. I can't even believe Im argueing with this lowlife trash panda.
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Stephen Colbert with Syringes
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lmao. 2 pump chump
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Keep trying, shit boy. You clearly want my attention. I thought you were gonna go fuck Jack Skellington, or you just a minute man. You know what they say. Once a junkie always a junkie.
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Jack Skellington: The Nightmare Before Christmas
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uhhh huh.. like I said. If you even registered a blip on my Radar, I'd handle it. You are literally sub human trash, not worthy of my attention, as much as you crave it. Cant wait to read your autopsy report. I got $100 on heroine. I have faith in you that you will not disappoint.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See if I gave a shit about either of you... something would have been done already. Both of you are small potatoes. Not worthy of my time. I have bigger fish to fry. Just ask your friend how I handle business when Im annoyed.
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Pedro Pascal Smiling
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No one threw a tantrum. I went for information. Got the information I went for. Arguing with a sub human is simple beneath me. Thats what you are and thats what you are known for. Shit flinging. Nothing more. Nothing less. And Grey is now known as shit by association.
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come on baby, you know he doesn't bathe. He was a homeless, junkie, with no loyalty. Grey clearly taking in strays. Clear case of "I can fix him." Spoiler... he's a junkie waste of life. Always has been, always will be. He'll be dead in a gutter soon enough. Dont waste your breath.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love when people talk shit. Bitch, you are a walking stick figure with a shit fetish. And that Junkie you married only lowered your stock price further. Relax, no one cared about you before, no will care about you when you are gone.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baby why are you wasting time playing in the mud with shit flingers? Like he literally flings shit like a monkey... Waste of time.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You are so bad at this, its literally embarrassing
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone that calls themselves an Alpha is just cringe. You a bitch, always been a bitch, always will be a bitch.
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have a nice day!
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Chris Benoit in Intense WWE Choke Hold
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Val Salanitri @valsalanitri.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Your real problem is... you made yourself as ugly outside to match how ugly you are inside... Thats what really eats you up at night.
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Rpx_syria's Mic Drop Gesture
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