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You can’t drag me down anymore.

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Faire Quest @fairequest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Faire Quest is an in-development boardgame, designed to give you the renaissance faire and festival experience all year round at home! In Faire Quest, you can play alone to earn a title of varying degree, from Court Fool to Legend of the Faire! Or you can also choose to compete against friends!
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lucky Charm has allergies. And sneezed right as I tried to take her picture 🤦🏼‍♂️😂
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To clarify something: I do still enjoy OFMD as a show. I do not consider myself part of the fandom anymore, though. No more art from me, fics from me, me buying things relating to it, etc. The bad outweighed the good in the end for me. I enjoy the show and characters. But not the fandom.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can’t wait to see @rennieboy96.bsky.social here next week! He’s got the ren fest today and tomorrow, but he’ll come say hi next week!
Group of zoo employees in various costumes
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Given I no longer am part of the OFMD fandom, if someone wants to take over the game I was making for it, just let me know. I will send over everything I had made, rules list, prompts, etc. Only requirement is you’d keep it free for others when distributing it, with an at home printable version.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
each time I see a Ren Fest. $15-$20. That’s it. Just to say thank you to them for what they do. Personally, I DO tip more at the joust, but that’s my choice. I tend to do $10-$20 at the joust. Still, even if I tipped $20 total with other shows, that’s $40. I don’t have a lot at all. But $40 to thank
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
open during an act and needed stitches. Zack was telling me about how he’s personally seen lance pieces get into the eye slots of helmets. One performer I know personally once broke his foot on stage when a prop fell on it. Giving them $5 isn’t going to drain your wallet. I average 3-4 shows
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If people don’t tip, they can’t perform. This is why tipping ren fest performs is important. Required? Not at all! But please keep it in mind when you go. They’re providing you with entertainment. Some put themselves in real danger to entertain guests. One performer here, recently, sliced his foot
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They have 3 jousts a day. 5 lances per knight, so 10 lances each joust. 30 lances a day. 60 lances each weekend. It’s $20 just do the wood of the lance. $1,200 per weekend just on wood that’s going to be broken. The ren fest here runs for 16 days total. $19,200 just on wood for the season here.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
food, supplies, car repair bills come up, trailers for gear in some cases, etc. It’s not cheap. I was talking to Zack earlier about the cost of lances. Not the horse care, armor, tack, maintenance of items, etc. Literally just the wooden part of the lance, the part that shatters when hitting.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you’d like to say hi, he just made a second Bluesky so I can tag him or vice versa! @rennieboy96.bsky.social
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re honestly probably right because I definitely have mentioned him a few times. BUT I did meet a few new friends this season. So you could be wrong!
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And yes, the sword Izzy is holding is FAKE. It’s plastic. He wasn’t in danger. I was, though. He kept running into my legs with it 😂
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
each other once snow hits due to it. But, for now, we’re spending time together when we can, slowly getting to know each other and see where it goes in the future. Just friends or more. Though we’ve had some nice cuddle time, hand holding, snuggling, etc. I really like being with him so far.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But he’s been really kind to me. He’s very into the Ren Fest, and has gone every day of it this year. I’m jealous 😂 He’s funny, sweet, loves animals, even has a husky too! We’re planning to get them together soon. Downside? He lives a little over an hour away from me. It’ll be harder to see
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So… I won’t be posting a picture of him, but there’s someone recently in my life who I’ve been chatting with. He’s not out to some people in his life, hence no photo or name of him, to be safe. We met at the Ren Fest. We’ve had a couple dates now, but we haven’t put a label on it officially yet.
A red and white husky in a yard, carrying a plastic sword in his mouth
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm still limiting myself greatly with who I'm choosing to be around and talk to. I'm not going to allow myself to be held back anymore by fake friends who make up shit. I'm going to only be around people who prove themselves, and cut them off, no second chance, if they show their true colors.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting to know him has been phenomenal. He's been so patient with my questions and fascination. Many people I meet don't understand autism and special interests, unfortunately. But he has been so understanding and happy to answer my endless questions. It's great to be around people who DO care.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
warmups, Sir Shiloh (AKA Zack) saw me, and called over to me. He asked if I was busy. I said no. So he asked if I wanted to help with Gilbert, which is his horse, a the one in the photo. I got to help remove his tack and brush him, then was gifted a KOTNO pin as a thank you from Zack after.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another small update. I had my last trip of the season to the Ren Fest, thanks to someone I know helping me with a ticket. I was asked if I wanted to help with one of the horses, Gilbert. Of course I said yes. I was near the lists with some friends. As they headed back to camp from their morning
Man in an off white shirt, black pants, black boots, and a black cavalier hat, standing beside a horse with a gray body, black legs, and a black face with a white stripe.A silver pin. It reads Knights of the New Order. It has crossed spears, and the front half of a horse rearing up.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He also did inform me he will be fixing my ear as he didn’t add the detail to it but forgot to finish that part before sending it.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is NOT made by me. As I have said, I will no longer be making ANY form of art. My friend, who isn’t on Bluesky, but thank you to my friend Mason either way), for this piece. He surprised me with it this morning.
Black and white sketch style art of a man in glasses and a hat, beside a knight who has a skull on his hat
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I actually have told her about everything. She said I COULD file a claim with PayPal, as I have the messages as proof of the extortion (and she did agree, it is from a legal view just that). But I’m too fucking sick of people. I know they’d twist it back once again to make me the villain if I did 🙄
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Last update before I likely go silent and just observe everyone instead: Izzy is doing good. Causing mischief as always.
A red and white husky, sleeping belly up
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
and asked if I felt comfortable driving, or if I wanted to sit there for a while in their office. I felt much better by then, having heard from my neighbor. But they really were on it with all of us. We all wanted the event canceled, but not like that!
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They comforted me, and once I was calmer in the basement, we all were drawing with crayons and playing games like hangman and tic-tac-toe to distract ourselves. Security was ON IT, checking on us all, seeing if anyone was hurt or needed anything. And they even checked on me again as we go to go home
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
at work still, before they informed us the event was canceled, and she let me know our houses were fine, no trees down, etc. Which meant Izzy was fine. I honestly cried in the basement, because I was terrified about something happening to him. Thankfully my coworkers were phenomenal and understood.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
knew for an hour due to no signal in the basement (3 flights of stairs down). Confirmed tornado touchdown in Detroit. Right by us. That’s incredibly rare for our area. Watches, normal. Warnings with confirmed touchdown? No. The last was in 1997. I thankfully was able to contact my neighbor while
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
loud bang outside. A moment later, security had everyone move to the basement. Going outside briefly, the door to the basement is outside, the sky was green. About an hour later, we were cleared to go upstairs again. Our late night event was canceled. None of us had been in contact with anyone we
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the time. Before we could figure out who’s phone it was, an alert came on the walkies, telling us there was a tornado warning. No watch had been issued. Just a warning. We were moved to the building that has our theater, and had to get in the hallways to the theater. About 10 minutes in, we heard a
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On another update topic: on the 3rd, while at work, we had been having bad weather. I worked a later shift. The morning shift had a shelter in place for a while due to how rough it got. About an hour into my shift, in stingray cove, I heard an alert on someone’s phone. Mine was on airplane mode at
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
trip to the Ren Fest, as we’ve discussed it for a while. Just need to figure out what day we both have off in the little time left for the season.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
beside me in the first picture. He was happy to show me around and answer my endless questions about jousting. I got to go on stage for a show with Manolete, where he used bolos to smack a feather from beside my face as well. It was incredible. My friend from work will likely be coming on my next
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got to attend the Ren Fest twice now. Once due to @aussiejake06.bsky.social, once with my fairy house ticket that was free. I’m going one more time on a TBD date, with a ticket I won from a performer. I got to go into the Knights Camp and learn more about it all, thanks to this amazing gentleman
Man in a black hat, off white shirt, and glasses, smiling at the camera, next to a man in a hat with a skull on it and wearing armor. A woman dressed in a yellow skirt and green top with dragon wings, a man in a black hat, off white shirt, and black pants holding a fake sword, an a woman in a floral print dress, holding a wizard staff
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m not expecting apologies. The OFMD fandom and art aren’t something I enjoy anymore. I’ll be around, but probably quietly after I post some catching up stuff. If you’re still okay with me, awesome. If not, you can easily unfollow or block me. That’s your choice. But be mature about it.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Alright… I won’t be saying anything about the accusations. Because I don’t enjoy petty drama. I had stopped doing all art. Traditional, digital, rugs, keychains, etc. I’m no longer considering myself a part of the OFMD fandom. I’m still mad at the extortion one of you (who I have blocked) pulled.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They’re plotting how to get you to draw more of them 👀
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🌲🏳️‍🌈MTO 🔞 @mtomauw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Scheming? plotting??? Shenanigans!???? #art #nsfw #Akotsk #spearhedge
two dudes chilling in a hottub 0 inches apart cuz they are gay
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thank you, @aussiejake06.bsky.social, for photoshopping us into a better background!
A man in a cream colored shirt and black pants, holding a fake sword. He’s walking with a red husky by his side. The man is looking down, the husky is looking up. They’re on a dirt trail in some woods.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My favorite shot from it!
A man in a cream colored shirt, black pants, holding a fake sword. A red husky is beside him. Both walking towards the camera. The man is looking down, the dog is looking up
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Disclaimer to be safe: This is a FAKE sword. It is PLASTIC. It is hollow and NOT sharp. Izzy was in no danger! My friend gave me what was his first outfit so I can finally dress up for the Ren Fest. Was trying it on all together. Tried to distract Izzy with a box to shred. But… Yeah.
Blonde man in a cream colored shirt and black pants with a fake sword. A red husky is running at him. Blonde man in a cream colored shirt and black pants with a fake sword. A red husky is jumping at him. Blonde man in a cream colored shirt and black pants with a fake sword. A red husky is jumping at the sword and trying to bite it. Blonde man in a cream colored shirt and black pants. A red husky is chomping at his hand playfully.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And note with the above: that background? Literally a procreate brush, too. Because I made that piece in procreate.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I was already overstimulated in stingrays. Then a guest snapped at me for reminding her that kids can’t stand on the ledge of the tank. And I started to cry 🙃
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also, my fairy house? Except for the glue, which I already had? I used all recycled items and items from outside in nature. I spent nothing on it. There were entries that definitely spent money on things for it. Not just, like, paint. But you could tell it was REAL money spent. Mine cost me nothing.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
when I haven’t gone in over 10 years isn’t enough time to see and do everything. God forbid that, even with money being tight, I want to have a little fun in life. It’s not like I’m saying I’m planning a week long trip to Disney. I’m trying to spend $15 on a day trip. So fucking CHILL.
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
do so using their BOGO tickets. If you bring in 5 canned goods, you get BOGO tickets. I did say I’d be willing to split the cost of the single ticket, yes. $15. That’s what it would be. People are mad I’m willing to spend $15 when money is tight, so I can have a good day. One day at the ren fest
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I swear, people can’t let others be happy. I have one ticket to the ren fest right now, yes. I got it for FREE. Because anyone entering a fairy house would get 2 tickets. My friend and I entered together and split them. So that visit there? Free to go. Me looking to go a second time? I’m trying to
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’d PREFER next weekend, for the BOGO tickets. I work this weekend, and already have my ticket from the fairy house my friend and I made that’ll be used for Viking Invasion. I’d be happy to split the cost of the one, and bring in the canned goods, for it, too! Save us both some funds that way!
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone I know going to the #MichiganRenFest from the Detroit area? I have plans to go on the weekend of Viking Invasion. But want to go twice this year. However, I can’t find anyone who wants to go more than once 😭 And I don’t want to go alone. I’d love to carpool up one day! I’d help with gas!
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Matt @valp-underdanig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
God, the detail in Toy Story 5. Even the smallest little chips in the wood and the felt on Jessie’s hat. I love seeing how it’s changed over time.
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