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pfp: bsky.app/profile/miyama-sos.bsky.so… art enjoyer. i do things in c# and lua. note for crypto bros: i am NOT interested in any shitcoins

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valley @valley.shy.cat · 19/08/2026
I wanted to dress my nephew as a zombie, but he ended up looking like a full stack developer
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 06/08/2026
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 14/06/2026
Guilty Gear Strive steam launch with a modified background showing a literal guilty gear
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 26/05/2026
Discord user asks Clyde, the previous AI assistant, what is FNAF.

Clyde proceeds to make a live reading about struggling to explain FNAF, tripping out of a stage and crying.
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 13/05/2026
me when im dr gero
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dd🌺 @dd86k.space · 11/05/2026
hello youtube, will an i387SX be able to stop a 7mm Remington bullet
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 07/05/2026
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 04/05/2026
Marques Brownlee video "My Take on The New Apple" with the featured comment:

"Steve did his Job, Tim did Cook, but will John Ternus around?"
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 22/04/2026
Me and my lab partner discussing how we got a 347% error

Albert Einstein and Oppenheimer cosplays
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 15/04/2026
me in 2011 instead of claiming 5 bitcoin

iBeer app
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 05/04/2026
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 26/03/2026
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 16/03/2026
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 09/03/2026
2 videos on top of each other:

"Why Women live longer than men?"
Dhruv Rather Shorts

"Testing if Sharks Can Smell a Drop of Blood"
Mark Rober
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 02/03/2026
Oscar Piastri sounds like PS3
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 27/02/2026
Twitter post saying "this kid probably felt like god" showing an old news article with the headline "Ben 10 fan will be called Ben will be ten on 10/10/10".
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 19/02/2026
ptsd
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 08/02/2026
new handle new gag
drawing a headband into the $100 bill to make it look like John Rambo
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Charlotte Fox @charpurrr.dev · 08/07/2025
i made a really tall pepsi to wer
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 28/01/2026
Jiniro green grape, broken into 3 stages:
- this tastes like juice
- I'm not even drunk yet
- *constant meowing*
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austin @aparker.io · 19/01/2026
ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 19/01/2026
making important purchases in eco round
T side player on CS 1.6 is holding a Cirno fumo
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 11/01/2026
Emergency warning
:3
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 03/01/2026
happy holidays while they're still there
I have two sides
- disappearing for a long time
- 10 posts in 1 minute
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James @whole.lotta.red · 28/07/2025
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 22/12/2025
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 16/12/2025
quality thumbnail
a 1980s computer crudely edited to show running windows 7
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 08/12/2025
alr m8 what u doin at this point
A guy boldly standing on top of a clock outside of a building high up

The caption is "We see the fit bro"
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 02/12/2025
which is it
Your Life as a Concubine - Worse than a Slave
Your Life as an Atlantic Slave - Worse than a Concubine
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 23/11/2025
If nobody got me
I know ublock origin got me
Can i get an AMEN ?
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 16/11/2025
post on the r/tf2 subreddit

"I built my own boyfriend"

assuming that's heavy with goggles
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Lisya Myata🦊🐾💜🚄🚅💹🐱‍🚀🐱‍👤 @lisya.cute.foxgirl.kitsuneshrine.moe · 04/11/2025
wife caught me cumming in the puter
Linus Sebastien making a concerned face while wearing a headset
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 05/11/2025
i will never understand vim users
Hi! My name is [Jason]
the [Jason] box doesn't fit in the brain because of [Vim keybindings]
Say Jarvis, aren't you sick of using your mouse to program?
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 26/10/2025
hood classic
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 19/10/2025
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 13/10/2025
95% of programming
[Visible Frustration]

5% of programming
The truth is... I am Iron Man
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four* @f0urst4r.net · 11/10/2025
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 04/10/2025
melbourne being melbourne
Americans: we need guns to defend ourselves
Australia: Melbourne man fights off carjacker with Nescafé Blend 43 jar
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 26/09/2025
click Where
_CLICK HERE_ TO DOWNLOAD THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION OF THIS BOOK FOR FREE!

the text is printed on a book
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 21/09/2025
THIS IS
System Of A Down
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 14/09/2025
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 06/09/2025
He will never have an app
In Lithuania there is now an app
wow
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 31/08/2025
Breaking News

Cat uses cat product for intended purpose

Is something wrong with him? Is he ok? Was he paid to use it?
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 24/08/2025
fake YouTube video titled "10 Banned Weapons Too Brutal For War"

it shows a Nokia 3310 hammer
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 14/08/2025
he enabled car fly in his mod menu
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 08/08/2025
hola
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 01/08/2025
love to see it
article with the headline
People Are Using Garry's Mod to Circumvent the UK Censorship Law
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 31/07/2025
cat on the 3ds leaked
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 24/07/2025
the pinnacle of pc building
fork holding down a m.2 2220 SSD/WiFi card
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valley @valley.shy.cat · 19/07/2025
they boldly moved north
About System prompt with the macOS branding replaced with macOS Weed
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