Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 4mYou ever think about how Sony created cheaper disc drive-less PS5s, then claim that sales of physical disc-based games are going down? Like yeah you manufactured that shit, this was the plan the whole time. 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You have been visited by the Good-Fortune Unicorn and will receive eight years of good luck. 011
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"We fired everyone, so we don't have to pay anyone. This is what we call growth." 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Spent about 5 hours trying to get FFVII Rebirth to run on PC without stutters, all kinds of mods and variations. No luck at all, every time I think I've sorted it something else breaks. Doesn't bode well for Revelation, as I was planning on playing that on PC too... god I hate PC gaming 100
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The realisation that Peter in Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave is played by the main guy from Obsession 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026None of my friends have addictive personalities, how tf am I supposed to get them into playing MTG with me 100
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Doing a Theodora run first in Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave means yearning for her every time she shows up in the other routes 000
Reposted by RowanEphiam @ephiam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026✨Last Days of Tsufana's demo is available on Steam! ➡️10+ Hours of content! ➡️A dialogue-heavy, character-driven experience ➡️A sneak peek into the world outside of Scarmonde. ➡️Save anywhere! ➡️No random encounters! 🔥Download and Wishlist today!� store.steampowered.com/app/4877580 33214
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's a shame that WoW Forever is unplayable purely due to the community around it 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Replaying FFVII Remake has been an absolute blast, though I genuinely forgot all the improvements Rebirth brought. Excited to get stuck into it next, hoping to do a relatively complete run through it before Revelation is out. 100
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rockstar will make anything but a physical copy of GTAVI 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In I think Year 11 we had the vice principal come in to do a sex ed assembly in my highly religious school. His opener was to shout "WANKERS!" and point at us all before telling us how sinful we were. Truly nothing of educational value was said on that day. 010
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I genuinely can't tell the difference between a vtuber design and a Hoyoverse character anymore. They're all Genshins and Honkais to me. 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wonder how long it'll be before we see the Fortniteification of Halo... 000
Reposted by RowanDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026Nothing will ever be enough for these people. 42303929
Reposted by RowanCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's really worth building up a nice physical media collection with your favourite movies and shows, because for the prices these streaming services are charging their selections are abysmal, and have such a dearth of classic media. 23601160
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The new Fire Emblem is an absolute feast of a game. Absolutely entrancing my brain atm. 000
Reposted by RowanTHE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Same country that needs adverts to ask you not to harm emergency workers. 1173
Reposted by Rowandannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026look lads. the newswire burst that Xbox CEO Asha Sharma spends "hours" responding to CS tickets - whether true or not - is low hanging corporate propaganda. throw that shit in the trash. it's an insult to your intelligence. 131056162
Reposted by RowanEphiam @ephiam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🚨DEMO RELEASE🚨 To avoid clashing with a TON of other JRPG releases later this week, the demo for Last Days of Tsufana will be releasing a day earlier than initially planned. Last Days of Tsufana's demo will be releasing ✨TOMORROW, September 15th! ✨ store.steampowered.com/app/4877580 2168
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Imagine announcing a game that's planned to not release for four years 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Feels a little surreal hitting the end credits of Dawntrail. Evercold is right around the corner now, huh? 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thoroughly unimpressed with that OoT remake. I see what they're going for but I don't know man. It looks so overly polished to the point of losing its identity. I've never really liked OoT that much though... I'll probably give this remake a try eventually. 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I could be unlocking Beastmaster right nowstatic.klipy.comTom from Tom and Jerry: Depressed and HopelessALT: Tom from Tom and Jerry: Depressed and Hopeless 001
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comGod Hand: Gene and Olivia ActionALT: God Hand: Gene and Olivia Action 001
Reposted by RowanPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 06/09/2026🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨 PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔 18974524073
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I usually do a yearly Sonic game replay, mainly the classic trio + Mania, but I think this year I'm going to do the ones I find most fun. I'm thinkin' Sonic 2 Heroes mod, Adventure, Adventure 2, Advance 2, and (controversially) 06? If I had time I'd do Heroes, The Black Knight and Unleashed too. 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Found out last weekend that dropping a full can of sugar free red bull into a blue raspberry slushie is borderline the best drink on the planet for when you're feeling tired. Might try the coconut one next time 100
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just beat Absolum and it's easily one of the best games I've played this year. I actually picked it up at launch but ended up taking a break from it due to other stuff coming out, but that honestly did the game a disservice - it deserves your full attention. 000
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Don't know if I'm just getting old but stuff like Gamescom just makes me acutely aware of how far I am from the target demo of most games nowadays. So much gachaslop and genAI. 100
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Turning off the live chat for any Keighleycon has become mandatory if you want to retain any braincells afterwards. 000
Reposted by RowanEphiam @ephiam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The world descends into ruin. Its inhabitants have become monstrous abominations, with the survivors slowly succumbing to a mysterious dream. In the wake of the Goddess's departure, Tsufana encroaches upon the end of its days. ⬇️✨Available to Wishlist on Steam!✨⬇️ store.steampowered.com/app/4877580 05019
Reposted by RowanMinnie @minniesqueek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026And just like that…I’ve started heavensward 🥹 so many thoughts and feelings. Thank you to my wonderful partner @valkenhyne.bsky.social for sitting and laughing at my reactions through all the cutscenes 🥲 I’m still not over them 021
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The LotR War in the North remaster is a little rough around the edges but the game is so immediately fun and compelling, I can't fault it at all personally. It reminds me of what I thought Golden Axe would one day become when I was a child. 000
Reposted by RowanTristan Gray @eidyngray.scot · 16/08/2026"We live in a world full of AI - let's be honest between ourselves - This is the world in which we're living, and while we were this small team and building [the game]... We didn't even realise it was AI any more because we were used to seeing it." Fucking hell, man. aftermath.site/1666-amsterd...aftermath.siteThis Is Hopefully The Last Time I'm Writing About 1666: Amsterdam'I can ask the AI to give me 75 different variations of one thing, but I cannot have 75 different illustrators come up with a variation in three seconds' 084
Reposted by RowanMinnie @minniesqueek.bsky.social · 16/08/2026We got married! 🥰 @valkenhyne.bsky.social we did it! And now you’re stuck with me forever. 😌 021
Rowan @valkenhyne.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This is legally binding btw, they don't tell you when you book it in 010
Reposted by RowanMinnie @minniesqueek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sometimes you just need a bit of peace…and the best way to achieve it is by silencing the stinky dragon girl who keeps splashing you, as you’re trying to float 😌😇 111
Reposted by RowanStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/08/2026Saber finally added the AI disclosure to Steam for Rideshare “Stimulator” and it’s even worse than I said it was. I can see why the CEO crashed out when I pointed it out. 6662471466