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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"I keep going because I keep going." -- Ringo Age 86 and still touring? WOW... it's impressive. 🎸 🎶 The unspoken part, however, is that SEX is why many Rockstars can "keep going" and have such youthful vibrant energy. SEX is the life force that keeps a man going into his 8th decade and beyond. 💋

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Monday magic in the air, A little trouble, if you dare. ✨

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🤨 Well, the AMPs exist for a reason. Independent Companions are akin to an upscale steakhouse or Michelin-starred restaurant, in which a reservation is typically required. Walk-in/No-screen service is provided at massage parlars, the "Fast Food" alternative for men seeking a no-frills release.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Final Friday before summer runs out...☀️ let's make September golden and unforgettable. Get in touch soon! www.valerievaltesse.com/contact

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever." —Alfred Tennyson

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Greetings from Paradise! 🌞🌴 I am soaking up the Mediterranean sun, eating well with chef-prepared meals in a gorgeous private villa. WoW 👌... life feels good.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As summer winds down, Labor Day weekend offers one last excuse to put the to-do list aside. So before summer gives way to fall, say YES to something unexpected. Make a memory worth carrying into the next season. ✨️ Life is short. Summer is shorter. Enjoy both accordingly.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

WOW, he's worth $500 million but went to a trailer park to pay "a woman" $140 for 😼! Even in Ohio, that is below survival worker rates. $140 🚩🚩🚩 just screams that it's a setup for a robbery, a sting, or worse. BE SMART. PLAY SAFE.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

On August 24, 2024 — I had my “A Star is Born” moment and first tasted the forbidden fruit that is the world of adult companionship. 🍎💋❤️ Two years later, I’m still blooming. To celebrate, I made this bouquet with roses gifted by an Admirer and flowers from my garden.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My schedule is wide open next week, and I am passport ready with worldwide availability! 🌎 ✈️ Get in touch to blast off to an adventure of a lifetime.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Being short (5'2") means even a 10-lb weight fluctuation can noticeably change my body shape. My body naturally wants to be 145–150 lbs., but my “Happy Weight” is 135–140 lbs. and my “Goal Weight” is 125–130 lbs. Yes—I appear heavier in older photos. I’ve been hitting the gym a lot more in 2026. 💪

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It's often said that the United States is "a melting pot". Who are the men who make up the largest slice of my American pie? If you're analytically-minded and find Data & Statistics sexy, check out my latest blog post! ✍️ www.valerievaltesse.com/thoughts

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Virginia is for Lovers... of nature and beauty. Modern-day living can be stressful and we all need an Escape to Serenity from time to time. To relax my mind and body, I walk amongst the trees. 🌲🦌🌳 Are you in need of peace, relaxation, and a release to feel good? Get in touch today.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Woke up this morning to a greeting from a Favorite Friend, who sent an incredible pic from his vacation in Italy. 🇮🇹 💚🤍❤️ If anyone else plans to message me out of the blue to share vacation photos and chit-chat about your trip... make sure you bring back some souvenirs for me, too. 📸😉

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

This month I have spent a lot of time doing laundry. 😜 🫧 Lingerie items are expensive and fragile. I handwash each piece, careful not to mix any light colors with dark. Then, they must be hung to dry. Did you know that I accept outfit requests on dates of 1.5 hours or more? I enjoy modeling. 💃

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This week I had a first-time date with a lovely man who surprised me with... coffee beans! 😍🫘☕️ Like, he literally roasted them himself and packaged a special batch just for me. The bag design even has my brand logo. I L🤎VE Coffee! A daily cup is the highlight of my day. How very thoughtful!

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

You outta see, The Odyssey. 🎬 My favorite Christopher Nolan movies are: #1 Memento #2 Inception #3 Interstellar #4 The Odyssey #5 Oppenheimer ALL are terrific films. All are mind-bending and thought provoking movies that linger in the psyche long after the credits have stopped rolling.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Inquiring minds want to know... and you can read my thoughts on "kinks and fetishes" at the below website link. 😈 www.valerievaltesse.com/thoughts/on-...

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

When he said "anything in blue will work great".... 💙🫂🩵

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Folks, I’m telling you, birthing is hard and dying is mean – so get yourself a little loving in between. -- Advice, a poem by Langston Hughes

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸 Still dressed in red, white, and blue... and still turning heads. At 250, she's hotter than ever. Here's to the bold, the brave, and the proud American spirit. ❤️🤍💙 Stars. Stripes. Sparks. #America250 #FourthOfJuly

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You call me pretty little thing. And I love to turn him on. Boy, I'll let you be my Levi's jeans... so you can hug that ass all day long. Come here, you sexy little thing. Snap a picture 📸, bring it on. Oh, you wish you were my Levi's jeans. (Can you guess the lyrics? 🤔🤠)

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Happy Friday. ✨️ Let's set the tone for a relaxing, restorative weekend ahead.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. 🙏 😇 Wishing all you Naughty Dads out there a HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Just remember... TIME is our most precious commodity and a nonrenewable resource. ⏳️

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Happy Juneteenth! 🎊🇺🇸 Freedom from judgement and expectations is baked into every encounter with me. Come as you are — curious, charming, mischievous, thoughtful, or delightfully naughty. Freedom looks good on you.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Amazing how much more memorable a man is when I get to savor a glass of wine or spirits, long after his departure. With every sip, I think of him, and get to relive our magical moments together.🍷🍇

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Graduation season is upon us, which means hotels are booked solid and prices have nearly doubled. Short notice and same-day requests for Incall Dates are difficult to swing. Please keep that in mind... and get in touch as early as you can. 💋

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Yesterday while getting dirty in the garden, I was like... who be naming these tomato plants? 🤔🍅 Bush Early Girl ☆ Genuine Beefsteak ☆ Heatmaster ☆ Tidy Treats ☆ Better Boy ☆ Sun Sugar ☆ Yellow Pear My garden will be full of temptation all summer long, ripening just right. 🌶🌞

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I'm gonna soak up the sun ☀️, and when nighttime falls I'm gonna twinkle like the stars 🌟 while gazing into your eyes.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Remember, I'm available anywhere in the DMV! If your preferred location is within 30 miles of a Metro train stop 🚇 🚗, I can see you most likely anytime... so don't wait for a Tour Date to be posted. 💋

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Rainy Day Relaxation ☔️💦 is called for until the sun comes back. Until then, I think will just stay in my bed.

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Valerie Valtesse 🏛 DC Metro @valerievaltesse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Happy Mother’s Day to the women who know how to nurture, spoil, and leave a lasting impression. 💋 Hope your day is filled with flowers, compliments, and a little well-deserved indulgence. 🍰