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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵

@valera.bzky.team
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She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️. Monogamous, Married, Misandryst. Excel nerd, weeb, ancom, Quenya.

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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 23/05/2025
damn dude, i see it but I'm not sure your allowed to say it :p fr though, incredible game, i think about it every single day hope you're digging it!
Clocky grandma (her ladyship Clara espen from hit roguelite architectural drafting title blue prince)
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 16/05/2025
relevant dollar tree find
a dollar store end cap display of blatant pro-puppygirl magnets, they read " you had me at woof"
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 14/05/2025
sometimes a girl is just really dumb 💖
graphic of a partially completed jigsaw puzzle of a trans flag. Several of the pieces are blacked out with matching empty pieces stacked below.

The text reads "yeah, I'm probably cis. like, statistically speaking. right?"
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 13/05/2025
always gotta show love for the puppygirls <3
julia giant rat uncut femmes sickos puppy girl awawawa version
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 12/05/2025
oh shit no way
Google search results ai summary for two bad bitches with sharp canines

Search Labs AI Overview
The user's query is potentially offensive, as it uses the term "bitches" which can be interpreted as derogatory towards women. It also uses the phrase "sharp canines", which may be interpreted as a r reference O the shape or appearance of teeth, possibly in an objectifying or sexualizing way.
Here are a few possible interpretations and responses:
Literal Interpretation (referring to animals):
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 12/05/2025
everything is finally coming up julia ^^
julia 'sickos yes'sing in puppy girl speak while may 'sickos yes'es her from behind a second window
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 06/05/2025
no way, y'all definitely haven't been the cutest damn thing on the timeline for ages
a black woman in a cluttered and colorful bedroom performing an exaggerated expression of shock with her hands held up over her nose and mouth

her nails are painted white and she has long locs worn down over her shoulders
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/04/2025
hard to say
a flow chart for diagnosing exposure to the Ctrl alt delete loss comic.

The flow chart is in the shape of a loss meme.
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/04/2025
breathe girl, you're right on time for this. everything is well within norms
Fuel recovery weeks 2 to 8

During this time, 90% of the transplanted hair will fall off. This is anormal process, occuring in all of
hair transplant cases. Some of the natural hair located next to transplanted graftsmay fall off as well. This phenomenon is known as "shock loss" 
There is nothing to be worried about. Your hair will start to grow strong 3-6 months after surgery. The donor area will recover gradually as your hair grow
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/04/2025
"I can't fit x into my y" block meme edited to show K
katie tightpussy holding a block that says "ebike" in front of a wall of blocks that say "sleep", "posting on bzky", and "yuri". she is saying "aw, I can't fit commuter cycling into my schedule"

The second panel shows her getting a little closer to the wall and looking at the currently scheduled items. 

The third panel shows her reaching up to grab the "sleep" block

The final panel shows her pulling the "spell" block from its position. her facial expression is revealed to be a manic version of madeline from celeste (edited from a badeline face iykyk)
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 25/04/2025
tamago sando 💕
an egg salad sandwich on wheat bread with slices of ham and two soft boiled eggs situated in the center of the sandwich such that they are cut in half to display the yolks on both halves. There is also butte lettuce.
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 15/04/2025
congratulations on your new form, Julia only becomes more powerful from here on out
Julia's pfp in place of kars the pillar woman who achieved perfection by facing the rising sun while wearing a vampiric mask embedded with the red stone of aja, her new perfect hairline flowing behind her against the dawn glow, while Robert E. O. Speedwagon looks on in awe and exclaims "she's immortal! Unkillable! Unmatched!"
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 08/04/2025
"the perfect panel doesn't exist"
a portion of page one of h doujin jyoshi luck.

A woman is shown drawing yuri hentai over several panels, a lewd expression on her face 

The text reads "but unlike my sister, I am not particularly fond of sports. It's because I love drawing yuri manga"

The fujoshi is thinking "he he! He he he! Yuri pregnancy yuri pregnancy yuri pregnancy -"

The voiceover continues "sigh - I wish I was a futanari... I have no need of fast legs, what I want is a third leg!"
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/03/2025
first of all, ouch =p
A real man never hurts a trans woman. Be very careful when you make a trans woman cry, because Katie tightpussy counts her tears
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 27/02/2025
the sequel is way better
Spyro the dragon for PS4 box art edited to be for estradiol the dragon, a pink and gold dragoness with in a green field with a pink sky and bluish mist.

the PlayStation logo is replaced by an improvised transition symbol showing a female sign rising from the shadow of a male sign, the esrv rating is t for trans, and the PlayStation font is replaced by transition.
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 22/02/2025
may sickos yes. I'm assuming she has paw beans
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 22/02/2025
i'm running loan on my cerave foaming cleanser and decided to give dokdo a shot also going to try a double cleansing routine, oil cleanser followed by foaming. hoping this will help with the last few clogged pores & sebaceous filaments im combatting
1025 dokdo cleansing duo product page showing a tube of foam cleanser and a dispenser bottle of oil cleanser
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 21/02/2025
this is only my deepest most essential desire
love death and robots kitsune yokai in her robot fox form
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 21/02/2025
there's a non-zero chance this happens
fortinue.com headline reading "some federal workers are 'getting wealthy at taxpayer expense', says elon musk, whose companies have received at least $20 billion from the government

the image of musk making a weird gesture has been edited to place him in a hotdog costume from the "we're all looking for the guy who did this" meme.
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 20/02/2025
you're so laverne coded
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 20/02/2025
shrimp heads shrimp heads shrimpy shrimpy shrimp heads 😊
a plate of seasoned and fried shrimp heads
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 18/02/2025
Xena and Gabrielle from 90s serial Xena warrior princess standing in front of a white horse and saying the quoted post
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 18/02/2025
i owe you an apology, shoujo anime puella magi madoka magica; i wasn't really familiar with your game
a giant form of skeletal witch homulilly with a crown of red lilies and an empty face; the form of a girl stands within the vaulted skull, leaning casually over the remaining mandible as one would the railing of a balcony.a tarot style picture of skeletal witch homulilly surrounded by a double ring of molars, her hands bound in front of her in a large wooden manacle.
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 18/02/2025
i sincerely wish this were not a real person with actual influence on the levers of power
Jack Blanchard is managing editor and author of Playbook, writing and overseeing POLITICO's flagship politics newsletter for Washington D.C.

Playbook has been the go-to morning newsletter covering U.S. politics for almost two decades, a comprehensive and incisive 6 a.m. read which tees up the day ahead for the most powerful decision-makers in the country.

As lead author Jack infuses Playbook with essential, up-to-the-second information, sharp political analysis and — occasionally — dry wit to kick-start the morning for DC's political crowd.

Jack has been a journalist for more than 20 years, most of them spent in the Parliamentary press gallery back in his native U.K. He first joined POLITICO in 2017 to launch a London version of the Playbook newsletter, which he authored for the next three years. He also created and hosted two award-winning podcasts for POLITICO in the U.K.

After running the London newsroom for almost three years, he moved to D.C. at the start of 2025 to take on his current role. He's been trying to find somewhere that sells a decent cup of English tea ever since.
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 18/02/2025
girls will say “i know a place” and then you take here
an architectural layout of the lower basement in dorley hall
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 17/02/2025
omakase course to celebrate the second anniversary of my marriage the shrimp head was later deep fried and eaten whole in a habanero compote
a plate of nigiri arranged aesthetically around the head of a large prawn. the taile section of the prawn is served raw, along with portions of mackerel, chutoro (fatty tuna belly), otoro (even fattier tuna belly), and locally sourced uni (sea urchin gonads)an aesthetically arranged plate of baked rock lobster, braised duck, shimeji mushrooms, bell peppers, lemon, and yuzu scallionsa shallow bowl of tentsuyu with various bits of tempura arranged within. There is an avocado half, a whole smelt, a green bean, and a couple other things I forgot. These are topped with a grated ginger and daikon snow, bonito ribbons, and the fried spine of an eela platter of various nigirizushi, I forget what they all were but each was delectable
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 16/02/2025
had a serious blast from the past thanks to your joke lmao
Google search results for 3 ninjas characters, showing a little white boy named Chad power whose character tum tum was the youngest ninja brother in the film
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 16/02/2025
perish the very thought :p
caleb from chinese otome game love and deepspace, leaning toward the player with a teasing smirk and saying "when it comes down to it, being cute is about wanting attention"
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 15/02/2025
inspired by Lorna's comment in chapter 31 of dorley
a trolly problem meme where a trolley labeled feminisation is directed toward me by a girl with long hair in a 60s mod dress with wide belt and shoulder length hairsprayed hair
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 14/02/2025
o7 appreciate you ms loosepussy o7
valiendilmë's pussyfest 2025 pfp featuring a Katie tightpussy fsjal with a crying bear face and little rounded bumps under the hood for ears and the grey background is sliced in two places on a diagonal to reveal lesbian and dorley hall flags
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 14/02/2025
just having a bit of innocent fun!
Screenshot of a bluesky thread where Julia is asking people not to change their pfps without advance notice, and valiendilmë has responded in the affirmative after having immediately changed her pfp to a version of Julia's with val's crying bear head in place of Julia's business puppy in the caged crown.
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 13/02/2025
i hope you get sick of seeing this because your ws pile up so high
Sickos yes with a stick figure version of Julia's pfp figure
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 13/02/2025
grapes are meant to be plucked
faceapp feminised john steinbeck with a famously attributes quote overlaid

PSYCHOSEXUAL
YURISM NEVER TOOK
ROOT IN AMERICA
BECAUSE THE WOMEN
THERE SEE
THEMSELVES NOT AS
FORCE FEMINISING
LESBIAN CHASERS
BUT RATHER AS
TEMPORARILY
ENFRANCHISED
TRADHETS.
JOAN STEINBECK
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 12/02/2025
no it's actually pretty reasonable! we ended up getting this and a bunch of tots, not bad at all
A menu entry for a platter of food including five varied sausages

Sausage Party


$25.00


Our ultimate sharable experience, did we say that right? Five
sausages just looking for a good time, alongside two chicken
strips, crispy pretzel bites, pickled vegetables and sauces for
dippin'
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 12/02/2025
see this place gets it
a menu entry for two sausages on a platter with various toppings. The item is given the humorous name of sword fight.

Sword Fight

$10.00

One grilled Kielbasa and one Bratwurst Sausage lying side by
side, served with sides of Sauerkraut, Fried Peppers and Onions
*Add an additional Sausage to the party $4
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 09/02/2025
silk, lace, & leather gloves are such a pro move, holy shit parallel thinking here, i have been completely obsessed with these damn gloves from an otome game we've been playing together
my character from Chinese time game love and deepspace. she has short brown hair with a middle part, and is wearing her default combat uniform with really cool fingerless glovesa cutscene from the game showing the gloved hand in more detail and better lightinganother still from a cutscene in the game showing the character holding up her gun in front of the screen to shoot a rock dudeone final still from the game showing the characters gloved hands palm-up as they hold a translucent red stone in front of of a man
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 07/02/2025
if only éomer hadn't absconded with rohan's entire supply of pantene
Brad dourif as occult serial killer Charles Lee Ray in Chucky (1988)
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 07/02/2025
always 💕
cheerful happy bear emoji from emoji kitchen
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 31/01/2025
alright, that tracks actually
katie tightpussy with an old time hat and shovel next to the text "there's girls in them thar boys"
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 31/01/2025
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 30/01/2025
out apartment has almost zero direct natural light so a lot of our houseplants have perished; we gladly indulge in these at least until she can have a garden space again
a display shelf filled with sansevieria (snake plants) and Lego botanicals
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 30/01/2025
talk about a run of bad luck
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 30/01/2025
hell yeah, well done was it one of the gigs you were excited about?
misato holding up a beer cheerfully
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 30/01/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. it would not be an easy session, but we're walking away from this a whole new person
Isabel adjani in the subway tunnel freakout scene in possession (1983)

she is expressing barely controlled manic energy with a strained expression and tense arms and hands
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/01/2025
source is apparently the manga taiyou no ie (house of the sun)
motomiya mao from taiyou no ie looking cross and saying "I'm fine", probably in a terse tone
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/01/2025
i see, i see discipline and mindfulness and pride are indeed important traits for any girl to learn before she can be released
erza scarlet from fairy tail nodding with a knowing expression
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/01/2025
wanted to share some of my wife's work with you rem
some crocheted art, including: a little brown cock and balls with a Santa hat over the top (Christmas ornament), a small potted cactus with a red flower, and a larger potted cocktus with a white jizz flower
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/01/2025
gimme your worst <3
White-circled text that asks What’s your opinion of this user? The white circle loops around to an arrow pointing to the upper left corner of the image toward the poster’s profile
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 29/01/2025
this is the lockpicking lawyer, and today we're helping out a local femboy who has been in a bit of a pickle for three long months
a small pink chastity cage with a brass master lock
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Valera, Osa Esposa 🔵 @valera.bzky.team · 28/01/2025
based on a true story*
Barbie movie poster edited to show Natalie Reed's pfp pulling up a Katie tightpussy pfp mask replaces Margot Robbie and Ryan gosling is replaced the ben afflek smoking pfp used by Katie's boywife Ken @stonedbutchblues.bsky.social

The principle actor names are replaced by text reading Natalie Reed and Ken, and the tagline is replaced by the text "she's a satirical fictional character used to explore serious issues within the atheist and skeptical online movements. They're just Ken."

The only in theaters text is replaced by only on Bluezky.
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